• Plop
• Whiff
• Succinct
• Parabola
• Skedaddle
• Spunk

• The noisy din of Formula One
• Chat Shows
• Chat Show sycophancy
• Botoxed lips
• Women with balloon like fake breasts
• Groups of fat self-satisfied German tourists
• The hype that surrounds golf
• Golfing slacks
• Horsey posh women
• Elvis Presley impersonators
• Wannabe girl bands
• Dull dim footballers saying "Hopefully", "Obviously"
• Hysterical football commentators
• The elitism that is Opera
• Jazz guitar, and folky fiddle
• Chinese snooker players
• Local radio stations
• That offer as 1st Prize: fish and chips for 2

Inspired by watching Woody Allen in Manhattan

• Bach's Prelude in C Minor
• Belgian beer
• Train journeys
• Red pandas
• Photography
• Idiosyncratic films
• Sad warm nostalgia
• Moments that feel like memories
• Church bells ringing in European cities
• Getting tipsy
• Absurdism
• Ancient forests
• Flirting
• Tingling in sex
• Kittens licking your fingers
• Melancholic Sunday afternoons
• Connectedness
• Peak experiences
• Lovely pretty women

• The curious butterfly realises he is beautiful (Dept of Eagles)
• Within me sings the voice of a lunatic (Sigur Ros)_
• I am so much more me that you are perfectly (Eluvium)
• This gentle heart's like shot birds fallen (A Silver Mount Zion)
• Maria's little elbows (Sparklehorse)
• __On the old mountain radio__(Christian Kleine)
• Everything you do is a balloon (Boards of Canada)
• Remember me as a time of day (Explosions in the Sky)
• The sound of a finished kiss (Remote Viewer)
• How we never went to bed (To Roccoco Rot)

Think I'll stick them onto a Cd

• Play piano
• Win
• Meet
• Make plans
• Have ambitions
• Have a daughter called Lottie
• Play full out
• Wear red jumpers
• Own a cat called Oscar
• Jump in
• Say goodbye to my granddad

• The sound of the first ice-cream van of the summer
• The sound of the last ice-cream van of the summer
• Wood pigeons
• Long Sunday afternoons
• Faraway dogs barking
• Faraway steam trains hooting
• Church bells ringing off the hill
• Deserted town centres at 3 in the morning
• Solitary trees
• Things that have been left behind, or forgotten
• Bent over little old ladies off shopping
• Bees that can't find their way back to their hives
• The sea stretched out far and wide
• The sound of the crashing on a winters day

• A bag of suck (sweets)
• Freud sossijizz (fried sausages)
• Tittybabby (immature)
• Donkeys ears (long time)
• Jed (dead)
• Saft (daft)
• Safta (after, later on)
• Bostin (great)
• Kissa (face)
• Bin as ow (because)
• Chuffed (happy)
• Kinnoy (can i)
• Oh - arr (yes)
• We yam on we holidaze (we are on our holidays)
• Yow've med me look a roight Muggins (you made me look very foolish)
• Waggin (truanting)
• Armagudden (I'm a good un)
• Yow cor spake propa (you can't speak properly)
• __Owwamya?__( how are you?)
• Oilroight cocka (hello mate)
• I loike yow (i like you)

• At the end of the day
• Cheer up, it might never happen
• With all due respect
• Do you know what i mean?

• Mechanism
• Expenditure
• Garnish
• Dickhead
• Kiddies
• Bap
• Tea Shoppe
• Duty of care
• Outcomes
• Proper due diligence
• Best practice
• Service users
• Fit for purpose
• Moving forward
• At the end of the day

• You find Slip Ons quite attractive.
• And Hush Puppies
• You like a nice Toasted Tea-cake
• You eat Biscuits instead of breakfasts
• You wear a Beige Anorak
• To go out to the shop for a tin of sardines for your tea
• Which you eat on a Bap
• You wear Pop-socks cus you can't manage stockings
• You're still wearing yoor Thermals in June
• You're looking out at the sea sat from the safety of your car
• You have a tendency to never go out without a Hat
• Or an Umbrella
• You consider Brooches and Scarfs necessary fashion accessories
• You no longer bother to tweeze out accumulated Nasal Hair
• You are constantly Rummaging in bags and drawers
• You tuck shirts into belted trousers
• And any kind of music sounds Very Loud
• You need to rest your foot up on a pouffe

• The Fool and me - Robin Trower
• Re: Stacks - Bon Iver
• Indoor swimming at the space station - Eluvium
• No good time - Graham Coxon
• Swedenborgske Rom - Jaga Jazzist
• Dirty mind - Jeff Beck
• Ara Batur - Sigur Ros
• Stuck in the middle with you - Stealers Wheel