• Sense of humour
  • Understanding "it"
  • Professionalism
  • Kindness
  • Being forgiving
  • Mocking faults, but not mistakes
  • Basic to intense hygiene
feb 5 2012 ∞
feb 5 2012 +
  • Utøya massacre
  • Death of Anna Lind
  • Disappearance of Madeleine McCann
  • Reappearance of Delimar Cruz
  • Death of Michael Jackson
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 5 2012 +
  • Chemistry
  • Gas stations
  • Committees
  • iPods
  • Parties
  • Linear equations
  • Bill O'Reilly's logic
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
  • Don't eat anything that isn't edible, except possibly my cooking
  • Don't take any shit from anybody, especially teachers
  • Relax, things are never that bad
  • If someone hits you, turn the other cheek; that way the swelling comes out even
  • Don't even think about dancing with this geneaology
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
  • "The Breakfast Club"
  • "Peter's Friends"
  • "Sunset Boulevard"
  • "Harvey"
  • "Aladdin"
  • "Hugo"
  • "Muppets Christmas Carol"
  • "Corrina Corrina"
  • "Limelights"
  • "The Kid"
  • "A Fish Called Wanda"
  • "Life of Brian"
  • "12 Angry Men"
  • "High School USA"
  • "Dirty Dancing"
  • "Singin' in the Rain"
  • "Parenthood"
  • "The Banger Sisters"
  • "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
  • "World's Greatest Dad"
  • "While you were sleeping"
dec 24 2011 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
  • 1900, to give antibiotica to Oscar Wilde
  • 1980, to save John Lennon's life
  • 1910, to see Vaudeville
  • 1965, to meet young Billy Joel
  • 1854, to bring iPad and commence major league mind fuck
  • 1977, to do stand up in America
  • 2002, to tell some teachers to get off my 10-year old self's fucking back
  • 2004, to invest in Google
  • 1952, to be an extra in "Limelights" and "Singin' in the Rain"
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
  • Giving my email to Billy Morgan
  • Giving Homeslice a ride to school
  • Accepting a gift from the guy with the scar
  • Applying for my high school programme
  • Lending that first Billy Joel-record from the library
  • Picking that Simon & Garfunkel-record from the shelf for goodnight music
  • Choosing that Nat King Cole record over Spice Girls
  • Denying the first apartment
  • Declining the first family that contacted me
  • Deciding to go to that crappy summer camp
  • Realizing that embarressment is a handicap
  • Seeing "Back to the Future" that first time
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • Police officer
  • Lottery inspector
  • District attourney
  • Car salesman
  • Car mechanic
  • Teacher
  • Farmer
  • Solider
  • Deserter
  • Politician
  • Nurse
  • Steel constructor
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • Roald Dahl
  • Stephen Fry
  • Oscar Wilde
  • J.K. Rowling
  • P.G. Wodehouse
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
  • May midgets fuck on your grave
  • Isn't it dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence?
  • [After listening to a lady complaining about his television programme being "disgusting"] Mm, mm.. This is obviously a very difficult problem. Perhaps.. it might help if I explain.. that.. I don't give a flying toss.. about Mrs Bank, or her children. Lady: I beg your pardon? Insulter: Now, I've only got an estimated.. 47 years left on this planet, and I don't propose to waste any more of them in idle chatter with a confused old gasbag like you. So, I'll have to talk to some friends about making another programme which I fully expect and hope will irritate you and your half-witted friends even more. Goodbye!
  • There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society.. outside of a kennel..
dec 27 2011 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
  • Strawberry
  • Mint
  • Fancy cheese
  • Peppers
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Olives
  • Coffee
  • Skittles
  • Lemonade
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
  • Contentment
  • Happiness
  • Pleasure
  • Fun
  • Root Beer
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
  • "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
  • "Here Comes the Sun"
  • "Meaning of Life"
  • "Famous Last Words"
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
  • Ross Noble
  • Charlie Chaplin
  • Monty Python troup
  • Mighty Boosh
  • Emo Philips
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic
  • Ed Byrne
  • Dylan Moran
  • Rodney Dangerfield
  • Robin Williams
  • Stephen Fry
  • Hugh Laurie
  • Alan Davies
  • Bill Bailey
  • Jo Brand
  • Ryan Stiles
  • Colin Mochrie
  • Tony Slattery
  • Greg Proops
  • Rich Hall
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • Braids
  • Cinnamon buns
  • Solving tangles
  • Programming VCRs
  • Hooking up electronics
  • Fixing shit
  • Routines and rules
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • Penny Lane
  • Oscar Wilde's house
  • New York City
  • Vasa museum
  • The PDP room
  • The cloak room at Victoria Station (The Brighton line)
  • Paul McCartney's house
  • 18th century dwarf fishing hut
  • Toxic waste barrel
  • Comedy club
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • Ran away from gym class
  • Skipped a few classes
  • Accidentally called the teacher Hitler
  • Cracked jokes at inappropriate times
  • Forgot things
  • Never did homework
  • Said stupid awkward things
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
  • Billy Joel
  • George Harrison
  • Michael J. Fox
  • Gene Wilder
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Ross Noble
  • Stephen Fry
  • Phil Collins
  • Bing Crosby
  • Charlie Chaplin
feb 4 2012 ∞
feb 4 2012 +
  • If you have a great idea, you should be able to profit from it
  • Someone should have the power to step in and stop big money-makers and corporations from being down-right evil
  • Everyone should have the right to a dignified life
  • Education and health care should be free of charge and excellent
  • Political power should never be bought
  • Rights apply to everyone, regardless of gender, race or sexuality. Rights include marrying whoever you want, screwing whoever you want, getting whichever job or education you want, and being heard
  • Death penalty needs to go, that shit is old
  • Penal systems should work with science, not with politics
dec 26 2011 ∞
dec 26 2011 +
  • Parking
  • Stuttering
  • Courage
  • Frustration
  • Spider management
  • Budgets
  • Keeping in touch
  • Rebelliousness
  • Tics
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
  • "I Will Always Love You"
  • "Chapel of Love"
  • "When a Man Loves a Woman"
  • "Du är min man"
dec 24 2011 ∞
dec 24 2011 +
  • Michael J. Fox
  • Tina Majorino
  • Whoopie Goldberg
  • Christopher Lloyd
  • Emma Thompson
  • Alan Rickman
  • Kate Winslet
  • Alan Cummings
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Greta Garbo
  • Gene Kelly
  • Gene Wilder
  • Molly Ringwald
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • "And now a quarter of my Life has almost passed, I think I've come to see myself at last."
  • "I'm a mark for every shyster from Topanga to Berlin, and I should have learned to kick them out as soon as they crawled in."
  • "Many is the time I've been mistaken, and many times confused. Yes, and I've often felt forsaken, and certainly misused."
  • "Why must every generation think their folks are square? And no matter where their heads are, they know mom's ain't there. Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when I knew what's wrong with them that I was smaller than."
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +
  • No religious zealots
  • Smell of warm Root Beer
  • No awkwardness
  • Mute buttons for everything
  • iPod batteries that never run out
  • Only liquids, no food
  • Never colder than 23 degrees celcius
  • Outdoor lessons sitting in grass
  • Invisible but powerful barriors for people who annoy me
dec 23 2011 ∞
dec 23 2011 +