Jake English-

• Asexual.
• Dating Dirk.
• Best friends with Roxy and Jane.

Dave Strider-

• Bi/Pansexual.
• Dating John.
• Good friends with Jake and Jade.

Bro-

• Gay.
• Dating Dad.
• Best friends with Momlal.

Dirk Strider-

• Gay x2.
• ENGAGED TO DAVE.
• Best friends with Roxy, Hated by jane.

Dirk TL2-

• GAY.
• Dating Alpha Bro.
• No close friends. Maybe Roxy/Jake.

Roxy Lalonde-

• Pretty darn bi.
• Dating Johnny boy.
• Best friends w dirky, Callie, and Janey.

Calliope-

• Pan
• Not dating anyone.
• Fairly close to caliborn, though he hated showing actual affection.

Spades Slick-

• Straight.
• Dating Ms. Paint.
• No friends.

Kanaya Maryam-

• Lesbian.
• Dated/Married? to Rose.
• Momfriend for Karkat, Good friends with Vriska and Eridan.

Connor Murphy-

• Bisexual.
• In love with Evan.
• Kinda close to Jared.
• I HAD HANAHAKI.-