I have several hundred books on my to-read pile, which results in paralysis every time I try to pick what to read next, so I'm making a list of 30 to pick from once I've finished my current book.

• Bloodshot - Cherie Priest
• Blueeyedboy - Joanne Harris
• White Tiger - Kylie Chan
• Changeless - Gail Carriger
• The Fourth Bear - Jasper Fforde
• Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant - Anne Tyler
• Dragon Keeper - Robin Hobb
• Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
• Let the Right One In - John Ajidve Lindqvist
• Fatally Frosted - Jessica Beck
• Origin - J A Konrath
• The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
• The Secret History of Fantasy - Peter S. Beagle

• The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
• Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
• His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
• To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
• Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne
• Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
• The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C. S. Lewis
• Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë
• Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
• Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
• Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
• Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
• The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
• The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

• Blood and Chocolate Annette Curtis Klause
• Isaac Asimov's Detectives Gardner Dozois (editor)
• The Affinity Bridge George Mann
• What Ho, Magic! Tanya Huff
• Time Travellers Strictly Cash Spider Robinson
• Callahan's Secret Spider Robinson
• Callahan's Lady Spider Robinson
• Lady Slings the Booze Spider Robinson
• House of Leaves Mark Z. Danielewski
• Soulless Gail Carriger
• State of the Onion Julie Hyzy
• The Game Diana Wynne Jones
• Dead Roses for a Blue Lady Nancy A. Collins
• My Big Fat Supernatural Honeymoon P.N. Elrod (editor)
• Fatal Shadows Josh Lanyon
• A Dangerous Thing Josh Lanyon
• The Hell You Say Josh Lanyon
• Death of a Pirate King Josh Lanyon
• Dark Tide Josh Lanyon
• Somebody Killed His Editor Josh Lanyon
• Other People's Weddings Josh Lanyon

• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• The Descent Part 2
• Fantastic Mr Fox
• St. Trinian's 2
• Up
• Innocent Blood
• It's All Gone Pete Tong
• Hattie
• Aladdin
• The Black Swan
• Alice in Wonderland
• Dinocroc vs. Supergator
• Clive Barker's The Plague
• Hitler: The Rise of Evil
• Tales From Earthsea
• True Stories: Erasing David
• In Cold Blood
• Catch a Falling Star
• Polar Storm
• Journey to Spirit Island
• Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

Bold = book in progress.

• M is for Magic Neil Gaiman
• Bedknob and Broomstick
• A Christmas Bestiary
• Naked Came the Manatee
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
• No.1 Ladies Detective Agency Alexander McCall-Smith
• Tears of the Giraffe Alexander McCall-Smith
• Morality for Beautiful Girls Alexander McCall-Smith
• The Kalahari Typing School for Men Alexander McCall-Smith
• The Full Cupboard of Life Alexander McCall-Smith
• In the Company of Cheerful Ladies Alexander McCall-Smith
• Blue Shoes and Happiness Alexander McCall-Smith
• The Good Husband of Zebra Drive Alexander McCall-Smith
• The Miracle at Speedy Motors Alexander McCall-Smith
• Bunnicula Deborah and James Howe
• Howliday Inn James Howe
• The Celery Stalks at Midnight James Howe
• Nighty Nightmare James Howe
• Return to Howliday Inn James Howe
• Bunnicula Strikes Again! James Howe

Oh god, some of these are terribad.

• Rosencratz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
• Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)
• The Dark Crystal (1982)
• Flawless (2007)
• Never Cry Werewolf (2008)
• Nature of the Beast (2007)
• Lemon Tree (2008)
• Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
• The Woods (2006)
• Star Trek (2009)
• The Road to El Dorado (2000)
• Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
• Funny People (2009)
• G-Force (2009)
• The Boat That Rocked (2009)
• Vampires Anonymous (2003)
• Inglourious Basterds (2009)
• Jaws (1975)
• Space Cowboys (2000)