• A twit is a pregnant goldfish
  • A sea cucumber spits out its guts for protection
  • From the top of Mount Diablo, on a clear day, you can see the curvature of the earth - not that I have ever proved this.
sep 16 2007 ∞
sep 16 2007 +

Now....when I make a grocery list, I write it so that I can go in order through the store. Anal, huh? Asparagus Mushrooms Tofu Gluten Free Waffles Eggs Salmon Cottage Cheese Tortilla's Reduced Fat Ruffles Diet Coke Olives9 Gran Sour Dough Goat Cheese

aug 26 2007 ∞
aug 26 2007 +
  • I leave cabinet doors open - all the time.
  • For whatever reason I can never vacuum and put it away in the same timespan. I must eat, clean something else, sleep or leave and come home in between the act and the storage of the machine.
  • My bottom teeth are crooked because I never wore my retainer after 6 years of braces (I would not wear headgear either, so I added 4 years onto my torture).
  • I swear way too much.
aug 25 2007 ∞
aug 25 2007 +
  • A comfortable bed with great sheets and flat pillows
  • Olives
  • A loud radio in the car
  • Chile and Pickles - the boys
  • A really well made cocktail
  • Great friends
  • My bbq
sep 16 2007 ∞
sep 16 2007 +

Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna, Tuna.

aug 27 2007 ∞
aug 27 2007 +
  • California
  • Washington (2000, 2004)
  • Oregon (Best Beer fest ever)
  • Washington DC (5th grade and recently)
  • Mass. (love this damn state!)
  • New Hampshire (2006 to see my bro graduate)
  • New York (2001 - I was allergic to the pillow in the hotel and saw almost nothing)
  • New Jersey (5th grade)
  • Arizona (March, 2006 - too freaking hot)
  • Texas (I have driven the I10 through the whole darn state)
  • Florida ( 1993 - worst sunburn on my life, but the most gorgeous sand)
  • North Dakota (oh yes, I have!)
  • Arkansas
  • Oklahoma
  • Illinois (I love Chicago, too cold for me, but the people are so nice!)
aug 25 2007 ∞
aug 25 2007 +

The small:

  • Salt and Pepper Shakers
  • More Bootcamp
  • A manicure and pedicure - so easy, and it has been so long!
  • Hm...this is really sad, but there is nothing I really want this year.

The big:

  • a job??? Aack. Sad, but true.
  • Dear Santa, Please make everything work out. Help me find a way to keep my house.
  • To win the lotto
nov 21 2007 ∞
dec 2 2007 +

Ah....here is something I can get into.

aug 27 2007 ∞
aug 27 2007 +

Oooh! This should be fun! And take awhile!

  • The first was some guy at Disneyland my ...
  • Scott H (17, working at the local movie theater. Also who I lost my virginity with)
  • Jason B. (17. The one that got away)
  • Matt (The reason the one above got away)
  • Scott T. The DJ. (18 on and off til 24)
  • Mario (19 or so, The best)
  • Scott L (my LA. boyfriend)
  • Stick (worked with in LA, bartender)
  • My manager in LA
  • That black guy that went to Tufts, worked with in LA...Jimmy?
  • Gabe L.
  • Mike A. (21, I SO wanted to date him, but he was a lousy, lousy kisser)
  • That 4th string 49er that dented my car hood with my ass. Met at Johnny Loves
  • Jeremiah (24, also one of the best)
aug 25 2007 ∞
sep 16 2007 +