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  • You actually like doing laundry at home.
  • Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
  • You'd rather clean than study.
  • "Ah shit, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
  • You schedule your classes around sleep habits and "Friends."
  • Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
  • Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
  • You realize:
    • That every clock on campus shows a different time.
    • That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all other classes put together
    • That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
    • That you can know everything and fail a test.
    • That you can know nothing and ace a test.
    • That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
    • That Biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
  • 3:00 AM is:
    • still early on the weekends
    • Starting to get late on weeknights
  • It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
  • Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the outside world)
  • You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long
  • You have ever traveled anywhere with several bags of dirty clothes
  • You have ever paid $100 for a single book without batting an eye
  • You have ever had to wait in line to brush your teeth
  • You can tell the time of day by the noise level in the hall outside your door
  • You set your alarm clock for 8:50am to make a 9:00am class
  • There are usually a few people out jogging in front of your building at 11pm
  • You have rediscovered afternoon naps
  • You store your toiletries in a bucket next to your bed
  • You avoid the squirrels as they are know to throw chestnuts at people
  • You often just walk out in front of cars as "they have brakes"
nov 15 2011 ∞
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