Since everyone seems to be doing this. :) 1000 Awesome Things

• Getting Grass Stains
• Locking people out of the car and pretending to drive away
• Finding money you didn’t even know you lost
• Fat baseball players
• Being the first table to get called up for the dinner buffet at a wedding
• Picking the perfect nacho off someone else’s plate
• Eating the last piece of dessert somebody left at your house
• That pile of assorted beers left in your fridge after a party
• Wearing underwear just out of the dryer
• Old, dangerous playground equipment
• Putting the toppings on a hot dog bun before the hot dog
• The smell of gasoline
• Sleeping in new bed sheets
• Real-bearded Santas
• Strategic trick-or-treating
• Being the first person into a really crowded movie theater and getting the prime seats
• Using Rock-Paper-Scissors to settle anything
• Sneezing three or more times in a row
• Hearing a stranger fart in public
• The first shower you take after not showering for a really long time
• The smell of rain on a hot sidewalk
• Adrenaline
• The first scoop out of a jar of peanut butter
• Wearing sandals when you shouldn’t be wearing sandals
• Finally getting a piece of popcorn that’s been stuck in your teeth all day out
• A really cold glass of water on a really hot day
• When you’re really tired and about to fall asleep and someone throws a blanket on you
• The moment at a concert after the lights go out and before the band comes on stage
• The sound of scissors cutting construction paper
• Having a whole row by yourself on the plane
• The smell of frying onions
• Playing old-school video games
• That feeling you get right after you just vomited
• Really, really tall people
• Peeing in a pool
• When someone lands on the hotel you just built in Monopoly
• Getting piggy-backed anywhere
• The smell and sound of a campfire
• Taking your bra off after wearing it for hours
• The feeling of scrunching sand in your feet
• Snow falling on Christmas eve
• Not getting a hangover when you were expecting to get one
• When the vending machine gives you two things instead of one
• The other side of the pillow
• The smell of the coffee aisle in the grocery store
• Absolute perfect silence
• Old folks who sit on their porch and wave at you when you walk by
• Getting out of the car after a really long trip
• When the socks from the dryer all match up perfectly
• Popping Bubble Wrap
• The smell of freshly cut grass
• Doing something half-assed at the last minute and getting away with it
• Returning to your warm and comfy bed after getting up to pee in the middle of the night
• That one really good pen that never gets lost
• The smell of crayons
• The sound of rain from inside the tent
• The extra time you get when the clocks roll back
• Mixing cookie batter with your bare hands
• Getting into a bed with clean sheets after shaving your legs
• When the thing you were going to buy is already on sale
• When your sneeze stalls for a second and then comes booming out
• Dangling your feet in water
• That feeling in your stomach when you go really high on the swings
• The sound of barely frozen puddles cracking when you step on them
• Sleeping with one leg under the covers and one leg out
• Waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon
• A long hug when you really need it