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Hi, I'm Ams.
* Eighteen.
* Girl.
* Bisexual/Taken (Sarah<3).

I'm extremely blunt when it comes to talking about myself.
Listography gives me a sense of stability. A feeling of calmness, when everything else in my life is chaotic. I live for stuff like that.
I've started a new one for 2010 (and the majority of December 2009). I'll probably do this every year. I'm another one of those peop...

bookmarks:
encre places (ct church recommendations)
caitlin books (read in 2024)
movies (first time, 2024)
movies (watched in 2024)
Saku movies (2024 List of Movies)

Whether or not they make it on, my friends and I still seem to find them to be pretty funny. Well, some of them, at least.

  • A few weeks ago, I decided I wanted to be a high school English teacher. I thought it was because I liked English, but today, I realized that it's because I want to pull all the crazy stunts that the teachers on MLIA do. MLIA.
  • Yesterday, my mom's fiancee found a decapitated mouse in our dishwasher. We live in a condo, so we wondered how that could have happened. My mom then proceeded to show me and say, "He said it had a tail and fur and everything!" It was a cotton tampon. MLIA.
  • Today, I changed my Political Views on Facebook from 'Democrat' to 'Not Republican' to 'Not an Ignorant Prick'. MLIA.
  • A while ago, I told my best friend about how when I was in 8th grade I swallowed about $3 worth in coins. The only thing he said was, "I bet the quarters hurt coming out." MLIA.
  • Today, my friend and I were at the library "hooraying" because we had ninja-ed away from someone we were trying to avoid. A librarian saw us facing a wall and thought we were "hooraying" at it. He said we should be celebrating at see-through glass (windows) instead. We told him to go celebrate his average life. MLIA.
  • I remember seeing an MLIA about a someone looking in their pre-written messages on their cell phone, and finding one that said, "Dude, I found your egg!" I finally ended up looking at mine, and found one that said, "I found your egg, dude!" I don't know whether I'm more frightened or entertained. MLIA.
  • Today, my girlfriend found her sister's Team Edward t-shirt in her closet. She ran, threw it at her sister, and said, "TAKE THE DEVIL'S SHIRT!" Definitely a keeper. MLIM.
  • Today, I walked around with my first black eye ever. I told everyone I got into an epic fight. I wasn't lying - someone accidentally shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun. MLIA.
  • I just realized how much more money Nerf has probably made after all of these stories on MLIA. I've already bought my first six guns and had a Nerf war at my local park. MLIA.
  • I'm a girl, and I have a girlfriend. She makes me sandwiches. MLIA.
feb 25 2010 ∞
may 10 2010 +