• Cartoon Character
• Automated Call Voice
• Interior Designer
• Billboard Putter-upper
• Martha Stewart
• Icecream Taster
• Crayola Design Team Member
• Stand Up Comedienne
• Photographer
• Librarian
• Publisher
• Swatch Designer
• Publisher's Clearing House Give Away-er
• Researcher
• Carmen San Diego
• Window Dresser in NYC
• Rockette
• Travel Agent /Movie Location Scouter

• White Water Rafting
• Mountain Cabin Adventure
• Kayaking
• Homemade Icecream Experimentation
• Beach Trip
• Blow up Matress Down The Canal
• Wizard People
• Crafting
• Horse Back Riding

• A Company of Wayward Saints
• Snow White and Friends
• Dark Comedy
• Come Home For Christmas
• A Christmas Carol
• 13 Past Midnight
• As You Like It
• Fools
• Curious George
• Les Miserables
• Young Acts
• Mud
• Spring Awakening
• Winter Theater Festival
• Thar She Blows
• Time of Your Life
• Commedia Dell’Arte
• Little “Wed” Riding Hood
• An Actor’s Nightmare
• The Trojan War Rep
• Little Shop Of Horrors
• 365 Plays/365 Days
• Bent
• Slapping Bernard
• What I...

• KATE. "If I was a husband- it is my advice to all of them- I would often watch my wife quietly, to see whether the twelve-pound look was not coming into her eyes." -J.M. Barrie, The Twelve-Pound Look
• One has to study out of self-defence from loneliness" -William Lyle Bryan (Emory Class of 1912)
• Misery is a product of the gap between reality and desire" -Epictetus.
• The typical expression of opening Fr...

• Color
• Make Friendship Bracelets
• Paint
• Watch TV
• YouTube
• Brain Age
• Animal Crossing
• Edit Pictures
• MS Paint
• Sort Things
• Organize/Clean
• Read
• List

• McSweeney's and Wolphin and The Believer Subscriptions
• Frames (1,000,000) of them
• Martha Plates
• TMembership
• Projector
• Adirondack Chairs
• Directors Chairs
• Camera
• Ring

• Go on tour with a band
• Victoria Falls' Devil's Swimming Pool
• Carnevale (Venice)
• Carnevale (Rio)
• NYC on New Years Eve
• Helicopter Ride
• Hang Gliding
• Kenya
• Djibouti
• Thailand
• Rolling down the hills of New Zealand in a giant ball
• Rocher Percé, Gaspésie, Québec
• Mont Saint Michel
• Bonhomme Carnaval

• Katie Schaffer- Jan. 7th
• Melissa Winkler- Jan. 28th
• Josh Daniels- Feb. 2nd
• Kendall Bowen- Feb. 6th
• Tucker Sandlin- Feb. 15th
• Johnny Liles- Feb. 21st
• Colin Richardson- April 5th
• Lauren Becker- April 6th
• Brett Lee Clark- April 6th
• Marissa Moss- April 11th
• Brian Alexander- April 21st
• J.P. Feghali- May 12th
• Dan Brunner- May 13th
• Doug DeMuro- May 22nd
• Carley Edwards- June 10th
• Kristen Vick- Aug. 7th
• Abby Donnelly- Oct...

I hate when people use these words incorrectly.

• Impeach= To make an accusation against. A typical misconception is to confuse it with involuntary removal from office; in fact, it is only the legal statement of charges, paralleling an indictment in criminal law.
• Lynch= To execute without due process of law, especially to hang, as by a mob.
• Irony= an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might hav...

• I take care of the people around me.
• I really put effort into the things I do.
• I like learning all I can.
• I'm low-maintenance.
• I have a very strict conscience
• I'm quite self-aware.
• I have a good eye for things (aesthetically, speaking)
• I color well.
• I'm extremely dependable.

• I'm an attention-WHORE.
• I talk badly about people behind their back.
• I can be really selfish.
• I'm usually late.
• I'm not as close as I know I should be.
• I think I'm the cool-strange more often than I think I'm the weird-strange.
• I expect everyone to fall in love with me immediately.
• I always want to be a part of what I'm not.

• Steven Levitt
• Sandra Day O'Conner
• Zach Galifianakis
• Jerry Springer
• Russel Simmons
• Bob Marley's Family
• Jimmy Carter
• The Dali Lama
• Def Poets
• Akon
• Everclear
• Janet Reno
• Ruth Bader-Ginsberg
• Ralph Nadar
• Salman Rushdie
• Newt Gingrich
• Janet Reno
• Tracey Morgan
• Ben Kweller
• OK GO
• Cirque Du Soleil
• DJ RJD2
• O.A.R.
• Umberto Eco
• Daniel Tosh
• N.E.R.D.
• Joshua Radin
• Sean Kingston
• Third Eye Blind
• Girl Talk
• DJ Kid Cudi
• Kevin Nealon
• Mitt Romney

• Cauliflower
• Chick Peas
• Avacados
• Cottage Cheese
• Tuna
• Brussel Sprouts
• Liver
• Twinkies
• Tofu
• Split Pea Soup
• Skim/Soy Milk
• Salmon
• Anchovies

• Logan's
• Red Robin
• Mario's
• California Dreaming
• Wild Wing
• Boll Weevil
• Friday's
• Sconyer's
• Apple Bee's
• Sho Chin's
• Garlic Clove
• Walmart Chicken
• Mellow Mushroom
• Roma's
• Cafe 209
• Cotton Patch
• Blue Sky Cafe
• Nacho Mama's
• Monterrey's
• Mi Rancho
• Gary's
• Panera
• Thai
• China Express
• Mall Food
• Olive Garden
• Loco's
• Dino's
• Checkers
• Athens
• Little Ceasars / Pizza
• Arby's
• Patagonia Grille
• Zaxby's
• Firehouse
• French Market Grille
• Quiznos

• Laura from French Postcards
• Claire from Elizabethtown
• Alyssa from Life as a House
• Mary from Saved
• Judy from Jumanji
• Violet in Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory
• Isabel in Ocean's 12
• Sara in Save the Last Dance
• Bianca in 10 Things I Hate About You
• Bridget in Bridget Jones' Diary
• Fiona in Shrek
• Kimberly in My Best Friend's Wedding

• T-Shirts
• Elephants
• Emory Wheel Police Records
• C.S. Lewis Books
• Jackets
• Shoes
• Swimming Ribbons
• Music
• Movies
• Craft Paints
• Notebooks
• Jokes
• Animal Crossing Bells
• Paint Sticks
• Coloring Books
• Skirts
• Cover Art
• Experiences
• PostSecrets
• Bad Hair Days

• Kendall Bowen
• Caroline Cady
• Melody Allison
• Ashley Arthur
• Matt Foreman
• Hannah Wolff
• Mallory Curry
• Shawn Peter Pawlak
• Matt Mason
• Kristen Vick
• Joseph Nordan
• Carley Edwards
• Stephen Walls
• Katie Metzger
• Brett Lee Clark
• Johnny Liles
• Doug DeMuro
• Lauren Becker

• Funnier than me
• Piano Player
• Doughnut/Icecream Lover
• Smarter than me
• Charming
• Orangie-Approved
• Sarcastic
• Royal
• Taller than me
• Willing to support my failing Theatrical Career
• Adventurous
• Spontaneous
• Grammatical
• More creative than me
• Pragmatic
• Night Owl
• Relaxed
• Stylized
• Quirky

• Tammy Faye Bakker
• Jerry Falwell
• Aaliyah
• Robert Altman
• Peter Boyle
• Johnny Carson
• Rodney Dangerfield
• Mitch Hedberg
• Steve Irwin
• Bob Denver
• Don Knotts
• Jerry Orbach
• Bob Hope
• Christopher Reeves
• Tony Randall
• Jack Lemmon
• Johnny Cash
• Aaron Spelling
• John Ritter

• High Museum of Art- Atlanta, GA
• Michael C. Carlos Museum- Atlanta, GA (Emory)
• Morris Museum of Art- Augusta, GA
• Fort Discovery Center- Augusta, GA
• Museum of Natural History- Augusta, GA
• Robert C. Williams Museum of Papermaking- Atlanta, GA
• SciTrek- Atlanta, GA
• Columbia Museum of Art- Columbia, SC
• Airborne and Special Operations Museum- Fayetteville, NC
• Cape Fear Museum- Wilmington, NC
• Duke Homestead and Tab...

• The Shops at North Bridge- Chicago, IL
• Michagin Ave.- Chicago, IL
• Mall of America- Bloomington, MN
• Opry Mills Mall- Nashville, TN
• Eaton Centre- Toronto, Ontario
• Lenox Square- Atlanta, GA
• Phipps Plaza- Atlanta, GA
• Augusta Mall- Augusta, GA
• Svannah Mall- Savannah, GA
• Oglethorpe Mall- Savannah, GA
• Northwoods Mall- Charleston, SC
• Columbia Place Mall- Columbia, SC
• Columbiana Centre Mall- Columbia, SC
• Costal Grande ...

Answer...Please

• Who knows you best?
• If something bad happened, who would you run to?
• Why didn't you do it?
• What's the worst thing you've ever done?
• If you could be anywhere..?
• Who do you admire?
• If you could be any fruit, which fruit..AND WHY?

I always feel awkward doing this:

• external hard drive (Seagate Free Agent)
• Believer Magazine subscription
• Wholphin subscription
• Study Abroad money
• J Crew spree
• Pillows
• Craig Armstrong CD's

• BROADWAY DIRECTOR!
• Miss Manners Columnist
• Crayola Creative Team
• Brusters Taste-Tester
• Book/CD Cover-Art Designer
• Editor
• Board Game Designer
• Swatch Designer
• SNL Writer
• 5th Ave. Window Dresser
• Merchandise Buyer
• NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC compiler
• John's Bathroom Reader Fact Checker
• Bisque Art Painter
• Collager
• Travel Agent
• Voice Mail Recording
• Improviser
• Party/Wedding Planner
• C.S. Lewis/Backstreet Boy Fan Club Presid...

• you don't always have to be happy
• ALWAYS be honest
• Persevere
• think of others before you speak
• it's not always about me
• pick your battles
• don't let bad relationships linger
• let them know how much they mean to you
• you don't always have to pay for everyone
• don't waste a month of a friendship
• never try a 50 round game of mario party

The ten questions by Bernard Pivot that host James Lipton asks every guest are:

1. What is your favorite word? -phagocytosis
2. What is your least favorite word? -moist
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? -stories
4. What turns you off? -pride/awkwardness
5. What sound or noise do you love? -typing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? -smacking
7. What is your favorite curse word? -Piss
8. What professi...

• Duke Basketball
• North Carolina A&T
• Davidson
• Arizona
• GA Tech
• Maryland
• UNC
• Wake Forest
• BU
• VA Tech
• Michigan State
• Clemson
• NC State
• Emory
• UGA
• Toronto Bluejays
• Baltimore Orioles
• Carolina Hurricanes
• Atlanta Thrashers
• Atlanta Braves
• Augusta Green Jackets
• Augusta Lynx
• Florida Everblades
• Durham Bulls
• Pittsburgh Penguins
• Boston RedSox
• Tampa Bay Devil Rays

• The Office
• Community
• House
• It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
• Modern Family
• Felicity
• Bridezillas
• Project Runway
• How It's Made
• Cheerleaders
• Platinum Weddings
• Who's Wedding Is It Anyways?
• Reno 911
• Growing Up Gotti
• Airline, Desperate
• American Gladiators
• Family Double Dare
• Legends of the Hidden Temple
• Unwrapped

So here they are:

• smacking food
• stressed people
• yelling
• using my shampoo
• not cleaning up after yourself
• improper t.v. controlling
• talking to yourself
• snoring
• pride
• whores
• social awkwardness
• leggings
• huge sunglasses
• quilts
• incorrect grammar
• incorrect pronunciation
• bad tastes in movies ot tv
• curried goat smell
• peep toe shoes
• WEDGE HEELS
• ugly/over html-ed profiles
• transparencies
• bad drivers
• stating the obvious
• repetition
• depe...

• Colin: Have a great day!
• Doug: You are a slut whore.
• Doug: I'll call you tomorrow- caught the story about the car going through the shopping mall in augusta- now that's comical
• Doug: Shaft's coming with us.
• Doug: Slut. I just saw a car catch fire and the engine burn after which i overheard the owner on his cell phone say "i would've liked to have waited another year"
• Matt (Carley): hey baby girl i like...

• Stephen Speilberg
• Daniel Tosh
• Tom Rolf
• Michael Schiffer
• Brett Lee Clark
• Zach Galifianakis
• Sherrod Small
• Steven Levitt
• Coach K
• Jason Williams
• Mike Dunleavy
• Carlos Boozer
• Chris Duhon
• Casey Sanders
• Nate James
• J.J. Reddik
• Shane Battier
• Seth Meyers

• Frankfurt
• Arezzo
• Florence
• Rome
• Bari
• Naples
• Caserta
• Tremiti Islands
• Venice
• Cortona
• Termoli
• Padova
• Modena
• Toronto
• Chicago
• Washington D.C.
• Boston
• Providence
• St. Paul
• Minneapolis
• Los Angeles
• San Francisco
• Dolly Wood
• Orlando
• Tallahassee
• Niagra
• Boone
• Atlanta
• Milledgeville
• Statesboro
• Savannah
• Columbia
• Little Saint Simons Island
• Little Tybee Island
• Holden Beach
• Atlantic Beach
• Morehead
• Dallas
• Charleston
• Greensboro
• Clemson
• Charlotte
• Beaufort
• Hilton ...

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• myspace.com/unchallenged
• designverb.com
• woostercollective.com
• colourlovers.com
• postsecrets.com
• tvlinks.com
• lifehacker.com
• magikglasses.com
• misprintedtype.com
• thebelievermag.com
• thenonist.com
• pbfcomics.com
• findagrave.com
• tcg.org
• tuneglue.com
• allyoucanupload.webshots.com
• greatstufftv.com
• core77.com
• theonion.com
• zillow.com
• nga.gov/kids/zone/collagemachine.htm
• bembozoo.com
• neave.com
• foundmagazine.com