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The best thing - and possibly the only good thing - to come out of the Twilight phenomenon.

  • EMMETT CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN I AM READING PROUST!!!!
  • NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS
  • YOU USED ALL MY FEBREZE LAST WEEK AND I LET IT GO BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
  • emmett. we don't even have the same hair type!!!!
  • EMMETT I CAN READ YOUR MIND, AND THAT WAS VERY RUDE AND I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD TELL ME YOU ARE SORRY
  • OH SHUT UP EDWARD THIS SHIT IS FLY
  • NO I DONT THINK THAT IT IS ATTRACTIVE WHEN WOMEN SHAKE THEIR BEHINDS IN THAT MANNER
  • I JUST TO WANT TO SCRAPBOOK TONIGHT, OK
  • MUST YOU PISTOL WHIP EVERYONE, EMMETT?
  • THAT ISNT A WORD EMMETT. TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD.
  • HOW MANY MORE SCRAPBOOKS DOES ONE FAMILY NEED?
  • I feel like I'm trying to be better, but I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF, YOU GUYS
  • SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON.
  • THIS FILM HAS FAILED TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL
  • she needs love, not a penis in her behind!
  • THAT WOMAN SOUNDS AS IF SHE IS BEING GRIEVOUSLY INJURED
  • SHE DOES NOT RESEMBLE A PUSSY IN THE LEAST
  • NO I DO NOT THINK IT BIG HEADED TO THINK THAT I AM AS HANDSOME AS CEDERIC
  • HARRY POTTER IS A GENTLEMAN, EMMETT
  • I would understand if you were unable to speak to me for the next few days. IT IS WHAT I DESERVE. I AM A MONSTER.
  • I KNOW YOU HAVE FOREVER, BUT PLEASE, DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
  • LOOK AT HER BEHIND, IT IS CLEARLY STICK FREE
  • YOU ARE BREEDING DISEASE IN THIS VEHICLE
  • PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A "VAG" FOR HAVING FEELINGS. THERE IS NO NEED TO GET UGLY. I AM CLEARLY NOT PART OF A WOMAN'S REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM.
  • YES, I AM DOING THAT "EMO BULLSHIT", I CAN FEEL IF I WANT TO
jan 13 2009 ∞
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