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Quagga: I heard Royce writes stories.

Hyena: Yes, but they aren't very good.

Quagga: I heard Royce is secretly a post-positivist romantic.

Hyena: Well, he's definitely hopeless.

Quagga: He also wants to be famous.

Hyena: Well he should get out more.

Quagga He makes decent lists though.

Hyena: Agreed.

bookmarks:
listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
  • awkwardly saying goodbye
  • awkwardly saying good morning to their housemates
  • noticing the brightness of the sun
  • cigarette with morning breathe
  • avoiding eye contact with joggers
  • walk of shame
  • almost vomiting
  • seeing your old hookup also making walk of shame
  • needing a breather after 2 minutes
  • not watching traffic
  • have housemates pass you, and see how hung over you look
  • coffee whilst sprawled on the kitchen table
  • cover ears as housemate vacuums
  • notice that you smell like latex and sweat and cum and her hair
  • pass out on the couch
  • wake up, and check email
  • realize today is a busy day
  • finish cold coffee
  • close blinds
  • shower
  • attempt to eat somethin'
sep 6 2009 ∞
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