• I never wanted to take naps in Pre-K and they made me, now I want one and i have no time.
  • People in Miami are hideously bad drivers
  • Majority of the classes i take in high school are not applicable to the real world
  • Why is zero times zero zero? And why can't we divide by it?
  • My Language Arts teacher speaks to the class like were 5... this is counterproductive.
  • Waking up at 2am on a school day thinking you have to get up,seeing the time, realizing you can go back to sleep,RELIEF
  • The awkward moment in the hallway...to wave or not to wave, this is the question.
  • You can bring your own candy into the movies and save $5
  • you can also tell the concession guy "no ice" and get like twice as much soda that doesn't water down
  • Sitting down to facebook just for a minute and two hours magically pass.
  • There is a scent at bath and body works called Midnight Ravine. Ravine as in rocks. Rocks have a scent?
  • Put your ipod on shuffle,go through 50 songs until you get to one you love,then get the same artist 5 times in a row
  • That deliciously awesome pop when you open a new can of soda
  • Finding random bruises on your body and having absolutely no clue where they came from
  • I'm fairly certain that my computer's anti-virus software is,itself, a virus...
  • People who I talk to extensively during school and online are surprisingly awkward on the phone
  • I thought all cereal was delicious until my father introduced me to All Bran...
  • All Bran looks and tastes like the stuff you put at the bottom of a hamster cage.
jan 8 2010 ∞
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