That People Do

• say "eww" to another's food
• when they want to tell you something but won't come out and say it, but instead say something like "sigh, this sucks" in a way that makes it obvious that they want you to ask a question that allows them to say what they want to say
• sympathy whores
• ask me who I'm texting
• get a significant other and then suddenly all future profile pictures on facebook must have that s/o in it
• don't respond to texts
• walk slowly and awkwardly position their body to make passing them more difficult than necessary
• old white people who tan until they are darker than me
• when my mom sends multiple texts to say something that could have been said in just one text
• when you lend someone a pen or pencil and they bite the end
• call me "hun"
• look over your shoulder to see what you're doing on the computer
• fail to take a hint, continuing to put you in awkward situations
• flake
• throw trash in a can that has no bag
• make a PMS joke whenever a girl gets upset
• leave your car with an empty tank
• act like famous people aren't normal people, who have bad days or maybe don't HAVE to take pictures with you or sign your stuff
• when my mom and I are in the house and she texts me "come here" cause she's lazy
• use "fbf" in their status
• tell me to be quieter
• how my mom is always wasting money on useless crap
• ask me the day before if they can borrow my car
• honk the horn
• yell

Non-People Things

• when songs/videos are only available when purchased through itunes
• subway systems that make you keep your ticket to exit
• that TFLN is swamped with American Apparel adds & all their models are ugly
• when someone looks amazing in real life/on film but takes bad pictures
• when a movie trailer goes through the entire plot
• when I love the verses in a song but the chorus sucks
• automated toilets
• taxes
• health insurance system/companies