• Hummus
• Fried cat meat
• Baseballs dipped in chocolate
• Organs (from a church or a human)
• Broccoli and cheese
• Peanut butter spread over a piece of toast that already has peanut butter and toast on it
• One bite of each cookie of every type ever made
• A thimble-full of baby's tears (any species)
• ...a burrito (JUST ONE BURRITO)
• a vanilla-scented candle with Legos stuck in it
• a bowl, the size of my ribcage, filled wi...

1. Tiny Trash Can Liner
2. Doggy Duty
3. Water Baloon
4. Road Trip Rubbish
5. Soggy Laundry
6. Ice Pack
7. Toiletry Tote
8. Kitty Litter Liner
9. Tomorrow's Lunch Bag
10. Care Package Padding

• Fist Face™
• Freaky Fullback™
• Snake Bait™
• Oculus Orbus™
• Lock Lips™
• Wolf Breath™
• Aargh™
• Slobulus™
• Dust Brain™
• Swine Sucker™
• Horn Head™
• Skull Face™

• The Lusby
• an MPC500
• all 5 first eds. of Book of the New Sun
• LEGO keychain
• a wooden tofu press

i make up lots of words but rarely remember them (memetic survival i guess)

• saunté - to play piano keys with the right hand in a jazzy manner, whether or not the notes fit (this word was part of an extensive jazz piano lesson i gave to dustin and death set when we were on tour together)
• fedgy - currently undefined
• plurostrophe - to incorrectly place an apostrophe into a plural abbreviation (i.e, "CD...

In the 80s and early 90s a publishing company called TAB put out hundreds of books about building gadgets and stuff. Project books containing schematics for door alarms and remote controls. And books about turning old computers into robots.

Most of my favorite TAB books were written by Delton T. Horn. He writes on many topics but my favorites are about using simple electronic components to make mus...

• alcoholics say "a cold beer" instead of "a beer". (i think this acts as a justification)
• much rap music oppresses and marginalizes the lower class and middle class people patronize it.
• youtube exposes our generation's obsession with fame in spite of its general inadequacy.
• don't trust anyone over 25.

from age 14 to age 22, i was employed in the following capacities by the following companies, respectively:

• grocery bagger, Winn*Dixie Stores, Burleson, TX
• waiter, Burleson Pizza Company, Burleson, TX
• "carhop", Sonic Drive-In, Burleson, TX
• lab attendant, University of North Texas, Denton, TX

(dropped out of school, went to England for the first time)

• heart disease coordinator, Braum's Ice Cream, Denton,...