DO

  • Root for the Pens (hockey) and Pirates (baseball)
  • Drive like an asshole on the parkway. Actually any 4+ lane highway.
  • Love Primanti's sandwiches
  • Southside! Good for everything from people watching to clubbing.
  • Hate on all things Ohio.
  • Take the Fort Pitt tunnel home just to see the city when I drive out.(watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

DON'T

  • Root for the Steelers (football) or Panthers (college)
  • Say "yinz" or "yinzers" except in context
  • Slow down before tunnels
  • Hate on all things Baltimore
  • Use most Pittsburghese language. I actually enunciate, which is unheard of.
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