- he makes gingers on polo ponies look cool
- his hairline
- his cocky grins
- sometimes he chills on the North Pole
- or in Lesotho, for charity
- he didn't shower for 4 days while in Afghanistan
- also he didn't wash his clothes for a week so he took them off and walked around all bare-chested, hot and sweaty
- he loves his mother
- he visits children's hospitals and cuddles sick babies
- he cruises around london in a golden horse carriage
- he has a sword
- he OWNS the royal wave
- he gets free drinks at the clubs
- after polo matches he takes champagne showers, water is for losers
- he can fly you to anywhere in the world, with a helicopter or supersonic jet
- he's also Commodore in Chief of Small Ships and Diving
- probably has a hoverboard too
- he can get that girl who made your life hell in high school killed with just one phone call
- the uniform, duh
- and i'm pretty sure he has a tattoo somewhere
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