• chewing loudly or with your mouth open
  • high mark-ups
  • glass bottles of ketchup
  • the smell of gasoline/petrol
  • Americans faking British accents
  • Americans
  • Orange County, specifically Newport Beach
  • ingrates
  • the Paris Metro
  • tanning
  • old Vietnamese women shopping in juniors' sections
  • asymmetry
  • lights or appliances left on
  • bras
nov 6 2008 ∞
nov 6 2008 +
  • The Ricky Gervais Show
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • tie-dye tights
  • high-waisted shorts
  • lime green skinny jeans
  • straw floppy hat
  • mismatched jellies
  • aqua suede boots
  • metal-colored leggings
  • men's shirts
  • suspenders
  • collection of vests
  • collection of arm warmers
  • collection of rompers
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • Woody Allen
  • Leonard Cohen
  • Hugh Laurie
  • Gaspard Ulliel
  • Jason Schwartzman
  • Jim Sturgess
  • Sean Biggerstaff
  • Samuel Colburn
  • Darren Hayes
  • The Backstreet Boys
  • Stephen Merchant
  • Alan Rickman
  • Liam Neeson
  • Michael Cera
  • Johnny Mabie
  • Bill Clinton
  • Geof from Ace of Cakes
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • Karl Pilkington
  • Kate Winslet
  • Ryan Hudson
  • Christine Adam
  • Julie Nguyen
  • Alison Frost
  • Ivy Ngo
  • Lenine Umali
  • Janella Umali
  • Any Umali
  • That Boy That Respected Me and Wanted to be Liechtenstein in Model United Nations
  • Gareth Keenan
  • Timothy Rabbit
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Dennis Kucinich
  • Catholics
  • Alexander Pope
  • Galileo Galilei
  • the Irish
  • Roddy Woomble
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • Albertson's, Rite Aid, or Ace Hardware gift card
  • a short board
  • leather pants
  • pale skin
  • a stand mixer
  • a sewing machine
  • world domination
  • straight As
  • the fall of communism
  • John Paul II alive again
  • a Java City blueberry muffin
  • ginger reddish hair
  • a leather knapsack
  • one orange jelly and one green jelly
  • the World of Karl Pilkington
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • espionage agent
  • destroyer and conquerer
  • Food Network star
  • the second coming of Martha Stewart
  • diy fashionista
  • lead guitarist in an all-male band
  • framer of the Vietnamese Democratic Constitution
  • European Union foreign minister
  • interior designer
  • owner of independent bar/bakery
  • Bill Clinton's intern
  • Secretary-General
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • a height of 6'7"
  • vests
  • skinny pants
  • plaid shirts
  • awkwardness
  • a gay man singing "Chelsea Hotel No. 2"
  • milky skin
  • astigmatism
  • skinny ties
  • dry humor
  • proper grammar
  • jewish family history
oct 19 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • thigh muscle infarction
  • Alzheimer's
  • high cholesterol
  • hepatitis B or C
  • the AIDS
  • tsetse flies
  • the bubonic plague
  • schizophrenia
  • alcohol poisoning
  • zombies
  • blood clots, anywhere, anytime
  • rabies
  • lupus (even though it's never lupus)
  • eczema
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +
  • egg salad sandiwiches
  • grilled cheese and tomato soup
  • french baguettes
  • dill pickles
  • ketchup
  • celery
  • napa cabbage
  • MSG crackers
  • black coffee
  • Java City blueberry muffins
  • organic oat bran cereal
  • nonfat milk
  • balsamic vinegar
  • frozen yogurt
  • Laughing Cow cheese
  • croissants
  • bell peppers
  • Olive Garden Endless Soup, Salad and Breadsticks
oct 9 2008 ∞
nov 15 2008 +