- mum bringing me a great big pot of potato soup
- butter beans on the couch
- the hale-bopp comet
- that pillow i loved and now realize was hideous
- deuce as world's most excited dog
- hit on the belt's backswing
- we can't have potatoes because the cat ate them
- "just pedal, i won't let go" is something an asshole would say
- babies are made when two people love each other very much and little abdominal cupids shoot arrows between their belly buttons
- no, i don't want a cigarette
- how silly my aunt and uncle looked in their tanning glasses
- the screen door: my worst enemy
dec 2 2012 ∞
feb 25 2015 +