like comfort characters but i would kill all of them if i had the chance

if you have the audacity to speak to me about them i will steal your pancreas

• aatrox (You know what you did.)
• kayn (dont like all the. genderbend fetishizing yaoi art of people LITERALLY SHIPPING HIM WITH HUMAN FORM RHAAST EXCUSE ME THEY SHARE A BODY RHAAST POSSESSES KAYNS BODY ?? HELLO? HELLO? HEWWO?)
• ezreal (you know exactly why)
• xayah (dont even come near me you Edgy bitch and break up with rakan right now you are ABUSIVE you dont really love him)
• zed (edgy and also everyone draws him as a white boy and ships him with shen or kayn shen sweetheart im so sorry that a bitch like that would ever do that to you)
• jhin?? ??? ? (if i say any more my bones will be stolen by him)
• zoe (dont even @ me bitch... i exclude her from my canon thats how bad she is)
• evelynn (i will cut off your tits you fucking hoe do NOT sexually harass the sweet and wonderful boys)
• every female league character honestly (except illaoi . i would die for you queen. and camille. shes my mom she and illaoi are my two gay moms)
• king dice cup head (You Know Why.)
• komaeda
• gamzee home st
• jhin i cannot stress this enough he is so scary
• ezreal and kayn again. this isnt fucking twink club NOBODY INVITED YOU
• damien dream daddy. I AM the better ftm goth