• go Black Kali on
      • dance on the corpse
    • picnic on the grave
    • CAN WE TIE HIS BODY BEHIND A CAR AND GO SPEEDING DOWN A REALLY NICE GRAVEL ROAD?
  • ATHLETICS WITH REFRESHMENTS TO FOLLOW
    • Isi: "use his head as a football"
      • when that's finished, Will and I
        • WILL DRINK GIRLY COCKTAILS OUT OF THE SKULLS OF THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED US.
        • ALSO FINGER SANDWICHES.
        • WITH FANCY STRAWS
          • THEY WILL BE TWIRLY AND GLITTERY AND HAVE BUILT IN UMBRELLAS.
        • IF WE DRINK RUM THERE WILL BE CHERRIES ON TINY NEON GREEN PLASTIC SWORDS.
    • AFTER THE PICNIC, CROQUET
      • WE CAN PLAY CROQUET WITH THEIR FEMURS
      • NOW I SORT OF WISH WE HAD LEFT THEIR HEADS FOR CROQUET BALLS. DAMN. NO FORESIGHT AT ALL.
      • IT'S OKAY, THEIR GLITTERY SKULLS WERE TOTALLY WORTH IT
        • WE WILL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT
      • OH I KNOW LET'S JUST USE THEIR HEARTS OF STONE.
        • I HOPE THEY SHATTER ON THE FIRST BLOW. I'LL BE TOO DRUNK TO PLAY A WHOLE GAME.
    • Will: "I bet an inflated stomach would make a decent kickball."
    • INTESTINES = JUMP ROPE.
      • Isi: "Can we use them as streamers, too?"
      • Will: "I think we're forgetting the obvious fact that
        • some of them
        • need to be used as
        • sausage casing."
    • Frederick: "CAN I ADD PIN THE GENITALS ON THE DONKEY"
      • BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS PLEASANTLY PAINFUL"
  • VOODOO DOLLS
    • I'LL SEND YOU BAGGIES OF HAIR SAMPLES STAPLED TO UNFLATTERING PHOTOS.
    • PAYMENT IN MEGATHERIUM WALLPAPER
    • PINS
      • THE SHARPEST
      • THE RUSTIEST
        • IF YOU USE RUSTY PINS CAN YOU GIVE THEM TETANUS BY PROXY?
  • CLAIMED BODY PARTS
    • Isi: "Can I have his braaaaaaaain?"
    • Joe: "Legs = Umbrella stands."
    • Salem wants a lung and an eye: "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A LUNG? PRETTY PLEASE WITH EYEBALLS ON TOP? I HAVE EVER SO WANTED REALY REALY BAD TO EAT A LUNG. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! OR AN EYEBALL! I REALLY REALLY WANT TO EAT AN EYEBALL!"
    • Dante: "Can I have a foot?!"
    • Adrienne: "Can I have one of his Achilles? Owning an Achilles heel would be a nice shield for my Achilles heel."
    • Catherine: "*will take a kneecap if the parts are still suitable for repairing common sports injuries by the time everyone has finished*"
    • Stefan: "I may not claim any specific body parts, but can I help take him apart? I've always wanted to dissect a human body and see how it's put together. (I was gonna ask for the spine, but I'm not sure this guy has one...)"
      • Isi: "Just cuz he has one doesn't mean he uses it."
      • Jim: "Now I'm just picturing him as a pile of goo that somehow manages to use the Internet."
      • me: "This is entirely possible."
may 14 2011 ∞
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