JACKET:

To whom it may concern:

• I was hella overprotective of my car. I got it from a scrap shop and fixed it up myself
• Some of my favorite songs were Only The Lonely by the Motels and (unironically) Never Gonna Give You Up

For Natalie:

• One time you had to pull a fork out of my shoulder. You were a little panicky and kept telling me to go to the hospital. I had to keep reminding you that I couldn't go to the hospital, and just to pull the goddamn thing out
• I had a shelf full of masks in my closet. You never said anything about it, but sometimes I could tell it made you uncomfortable.
• You tried to teach me how to cook. When I brought you home I realized that I couldn't keep feeding you pizza and beer so I tried to cook. The soup was far too salty the first time, but you were very patient
• I was so paranoid about leaving evidence on a job that I brought home every fucking weapon I touched while on a job. You thought it was ridiculous
• (NSFW) You weren't really big on sex- and neither was I frankly- and I didn't blame you based on your past but I do recall one time we did have sex with your hands on the wall in the bathroom next to the sink and I was behind you
• we basically communicated in infomertials
• you were a huge 70s girl. You introduced me to a lot of the music from the 70s that I had missed out on
• you were Russian, and taught me some of the language

To Manny Pardo:

• we ate breakfast together damn near every morning at a banged up diner. We were pretty close
• every morning at that diner, you would throw down a news paper and swear about how much you couldn't catch this "damn masked killer" of yours. You had no fucking idea
• When the time came and I finally threw down my mask cause there was nothing left for me, you were the one who found me at that job. You had such a look of betrayal and disappointment in your eyes

To Biker:

• be damned if I remember your real name. I don't even know if I heard it
• you tried to take my eye out with a pair of scissors. I still had a scar on my right cheek from it.

THOMAS LIGHT:

To whom it may concern:

• I actually self harmed?? oof, sad dad. I think I tried killing myself too, it didn't work
• I made Protoman's voice more synthetic sounding. I thought it would keep me from getting too attached to him when I sent him off to die. That's why Megaman's voice sounds fine, is I never intended to send him off to fight Wily's robots.