add'l credit to Maura and the peas, and the BROS punsmiths (Jessie, Dave K, and Greg).

• la casa de los asparagus
• finnegans cake
• all quiet on the western bundt
• invisible ham
• blintz and blintzability
• fantastic mr. lox
• war and quiche
• an eclair for owen meany
• the handmaid's kale
• as I lay frying
• secret life of peas
• v for velveeta
• the a-steakening
• stranger in a strange flan
• are you there, god? it's me, margarine
• pickolas pickleby
• flan quijote (or don quiche-ote)
• the wizard of orzo
• harry potter desserts:
  • the sorcerer's scone
  • the chamber of sweet tarts
  • the persimmon of azkaban
  • the cobbler of fire
  • the order of the peach pie
  • the halva prince
  • the deathly mallows
• harry potter seven course meal:
  • starter: hors d'oeuvre of the phoenix
  • vegetable: prisoner of asparagus
  • meat: half blood pudding
  • fish: chamber of sea scallops
  • dessert: sorceror's scone, cobbler of fire, and deathly mallows
• fried pan bread-judice
• fried bread revisited
• a sausage to india
• the satanic purslane
• big macbeth
• 19-petit-four
• anna kareninaan
• the things they curried
• robinson chorizo
• watermelonship down
• catfish shrugged
• a song of rice and fryer
• cyrano de burgerac
• the babysitter's club sandwich
• the fetamorphosis
• tongue stew over a couscous nest
• dr. pepper and mr. pibb
• everyone soups