from most controversial to least controversial

• Star Wars isn't good.
• Casablanca is awful
• Pulp Fiction is the most overrated film ever
• Mel Brooks movies aren't funny
• Temple of Doom > Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Schindler's List is average
• The Usual Suspects is not good
• Snow White sucks balls
• Field of Dreams is shitty
• The Incredibles is the best superhero movie ever
• David Lynch is a terrible director
• David Cronenberg is a also terrible director
• Every Steven Speilberg movie ends badly
• House of D is good
• Get Shorty is one of the worst films ever made
• Clerks is terrible, and Kevin Smith is a terrible director
• He's also, at best, an average writer who is carried by good actors.