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  • write a musical
  • spawn a fandom
  • obtain a motorcycle
  • move to new york
  • achieve world domination
jun 15 2016 ∞
jun 29 2016 +

KEY:

  • ಠ_ಠ = mess;
  • ✔ = recommendable
  • ✾ = mildly problematic fluff
  • ⚔ = dark melo/tragedy/blood 'n' guts not 4 faint of heart
  • ♫ = MUSICAL, MOTHERFUCKER
  • ❦ = psychologically traumatised me and/or holds special place in my cavernous interior
  • ♞ = delicious garbage (note that the line b/w this and ಠ_ಠ is entirely subjective)

K:

  • 9 end 2 outs ✾ (mini!yoona is the mvp)
  • age of youth ✔ ⚔ ❦ (han seungyeon and hwa-SNAKE snatched me!!)
  • boys over flowers (ಠ_ಠ) (r.i.p. lee minho's peak face)
  • cheese in the trap ❦ (park haejin is ou...
jun 24 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • brienne
  • catelyn/lady stoneheart
  • cersei
  • daenerys
  • sansa

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • jaime
  • oberyn (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • theon, poor chap

SECRET FAVES:

  • petyr, tbh
  • varys ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • brienne + jaime
  • cersei/jaime (♥ω♥*)
  • jon/ygritte (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

ALSO RTMI:

jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • caterina (♥ω♥*)
  • giulia
  • lucrezia
  • vanozza

TRASH PRINCES:

  • micheletto
  • sociopathic!cesare

SECRET FAVES:

  • juan, tbh
  • rodrigo

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • the incest (♥ω♥*)
  • giulia + lucrezia

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • cesare + micheletto
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRL (and/or bad bitch):

  • skyler

TRASH PRINCES:

  • gus (may he rest in hell)
  • jesse

SECRET FAVE:

  • saul ^_^

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • jesse & walt (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jul 9 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • april
  • quill (♥ω♥*)
  • tanya

HOMEBOYS:

  • charlie
  • matteusz
  • ram ♠

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the class♥
apr 24 2017 ∞
apr 24 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • adelle
  • echo
  • november (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • sierra
  • whiskey

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • topher (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • victor

SECRET FAVE:

  • alpha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alpha/echo (♥ω♥*)
  • claire + topher
  • dewitt + dominic

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alicia ♠
  • diane
  • kalinda ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • cary
  • eli
  • will (may he rest in hell)

SECRET FAVES:

  • colin sweeney, tbh
  • david lee

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alicia + kalinda (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • alicia/will (♪goodbye my lover♪)
  • cary/kalinda
  • florricks/divorce contract

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

jun 15 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

a.k.a. How I Met Your Raging Nice Guy (TM) Fantasy :) :) :)

HOMEGIRLS:

  • robin ♠
  • tracy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • barney + lily
  • barney/robin (rage makes the heart grow fonder)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • bel
  • lix
  • marnie

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • bel/freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • lix/randall

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the hour you can't miss♥
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alison
  • helena (♥ω♥*)
  • krystal
  • rachel (♥ω♥*)
  • sarah ♠

HOMEBOYS:

  • felix

SECRET FAVES:

  • donnie
  • ferdinand, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • ferdinand/rachel (♥ω♥*)
  • helena + sarah

MY CROWD:

  • ♥clone club♥
jun 22 2016 ∞
aug 21 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amara \o/
  • bela (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • charlie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • mary!!!
  • meg (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ruby (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVES:

  • lucifer, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • amara/dean (♥ω♥*)
  • castiel + dean
  • castiel/meg (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ruby/sam (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • camille (♥ω♥*)
  • clary
  • isabelle
  • lydia
  • maia ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • jace
  • jonathan (♥ω♥*)
  • magnus
  • meliorn
  • raphael

SECRET FAVE:

  • the seelie queen

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • camille/magnus (♥ω♥*)
  • clary/jonathan (♥ω♥*)
  • isabelle/raphael (♥ω♥*)
jun 22 2016 ∞
aug 21 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • jadzia
  • keiko
  • kira

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • benjamin
  • julian
  • odo

SECRET FAVE:

  • quark, obvs

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • odo + quark, obvs
mar 2 2017 ∞
mar 3 2017 +
  • i don't fuck with your happily married heterosexuals, nuclear family propaganda bullshit, happily-ever-after epilogues, or didactic Think of the Wimmenz """transmission""" models of media "theory" on account of being a cold-blooded mass of rage and hate who bathes in the ideologically pure tears of white feminists to stay this beautiful. ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱
  • if i've put (♥ω♥*) next to a thing it's probably something particularly horrible and stomach-churning, pay no mind.
  • all the dudes i like are trash, nothing to see here.

xoxo.

jun 23 2016 ∞
mar 15 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cordy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • faith ♠
  • harmony
  • illyria ♠
  • lilah ♠

HOMEBOYS:

  • gunn
  • wesley

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • angel/darla (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • faith + wesley
  • illyria + wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • lilah/wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • angel + faith

MY CROWD:

jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • delenn
  • ivanova

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

  • g'kar
  • londo
  • marcus (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • g'kar + londo
nov 30 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • diane
  • princess carolyn!!
  • sarah lynn (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • todd!!!!!!!!!!!

SECRET FAVES:

  • sextina aquafina~~~~
  • vincent adultman

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • bojack + todd!!!
oct 13 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • boomer (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ellen
  • kara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • laura (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • six

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • felix (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • gaius

SECRET FAVE:

  • leoben, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • apollo/starbuck (PIGEONS DROOL!!!!!)
  • felix + gaius (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • gaius/six (note: endgames are acceptable when gaius/six)
  • kara/leoben (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • bill
  • clara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • missy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • river (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

TRASH PRINCES:

  • the master (♥ω♥*)
  • twelve

SECRET FAVE:

  • nardole, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • amy + eleven
  • clara + twelve
  • doctor + master/missy (♥ω♥*) (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • river/twelve
  • doctor + sexy/tardis
jun 22 2016 ∞
jul 14 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • joan
  • moriarty (♥ω♥*)
  • kitty (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • sherlock ♠
  • marcus

SECRET FAVE:

  • clyde the tortoise

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • moriarty/sherlock (♥ω♥*)
  • joan + sherlock
  • joan + moriarty
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

/aggressively ignores unrefined swill of tv adaptation

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • blair ♠
  • jenny
  • vanessa

SECRET FAVES:

  • stoner nate
  • dan the caffeine addict

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • blair + serena
  • blair/nate 5eva!!1!!!
  • dan/vanessa
jun 23 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cressida
  • effie
  • johanna ♠
  • katniss ♠
  • rue (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • cinna (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • finnick (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cato/clove
  • effie/haymitch ^_^
  • gale/katniss
  • katniss/peeta (/brazenly ignores epilogue)
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alice (♥ω♥*)
  • jenny

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alice/john (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • betty (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • joan
  • peggy
  • trudy

TRASH PRINCE:

  • pete "NOT GREAT, BOB" campbell

SECRET FAVE:

  • see above

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • joan/roger
  • peggy/pete (♪rolling in the deep♪)

MY CROWD:

  • ♥SCDP♥
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • catherine
  • claude
  • elizabeth
  • greer
  • mary

HOMEBOYS and/or TRASH PRINCES:

  • gideon (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • henri the prince, tbh
  • narcisse (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

  • sex ghost henry (may he rest in hell)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • {appreciate the doom of everyone/everyone else}
  • catherine/henry (♥ω♥*)
  • catherine/narcisse (♥ω♥*)
  • greer/martin the pirate
jun 22 2016 ∞
jul 14 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cassie
  • effy ♠
  • grace (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • michelle
  • mini

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • chris (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • cook
  • rich
  • tony (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

  • anwar

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cassie/sid
  • cook + freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • cook/effy
  • effy + katie
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cameron
  • catherine
  • jesse
  • sarah

ONE TRUE PAIN:

  • cameron/john
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • ainsley
  • c.j.
  • donna

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • charlie
  • josh
  • toby ♠

MY CROWD:

  • ♥THE WING♥
jun 24 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +
  • 4minute (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ (☆ jihyun, tbh)
  • ailee
  • aoa
  • b1a4
  • brown eyed girls (☆ ga in)
  • exid
  • exo
  • f(x) (☆ krystal, ☆ luna)
  • hyorin
  • infinite (☆ namstar, ☆ soo)
  • iu
  • lee hi
  • mamamoo
  • red velvet
  • shinee (☆ literally everyone)
  • snsd (☆ yoona, ☆ seohyun, ☆ taeyeon)
  • tvxq (☆ lord voldemin)
  • twice
  • vixx
jun 23 2016 ∞
jul 24 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • cobie smulders
  • jacquelyn
  • violet

HOMEBOYS and/or TRASH PRINCES:

  • klaus
  • olaf, lbr
  • will arnett

SECRET FAVES:

  • olaf's theatre troupe, tbh
mar 2 2017 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

[RETURNING SOON, MOTHERFUCKERS]

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches)

  • lindsay
  • lucille (♥ω♥*)
  • maeby

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • buster
  • GOB (♥ω♥*)
  • tobias

SECRET FAVES:

  • "annyeong"
  • oscar

INCEST IS BEST:

  • george michael/maeby
  • GOB/michael
  • lindsay/michael
sep 13 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • anya (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • drusilla
  • tara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • the buffalo
  • willow

I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY EVIL:

  • angelus (♥ω♥*)
  • william the bloody

SECRET FAVES:

  • andrew
  • clem

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • angel(us)/buffy (♥ω♥*)
  • buffy + faith
  • buffy/spike
  • drusilla/spike
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amy
  • gina ♠
  • rosa ♠

HOMEBOYS:

  • jake
  • raymond
  • terry

SECRET FAVES:

  • charles
  • the pontiac bandit, tbh

MY CROWD:

  • ♥THE 99♥
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • annie
  • britta

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • abed ♠
  • jeff
  • troy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVES:

  • chang, tbh
  • dean pelton ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • abed/annie
  • annie/jeff (not sorry about ur narrative)
  • britta/jeff

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • kate
  • kisa ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes - mostly the latter):

  • carlos (♥ω♥*)
  • richie
  • scott ♠
  • seth

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • carlos/santanico (♥ω♥*)
  • kate/richie
  • kate + seth
  • paloma/santanico
  • santanico + seth!!!!!

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • kate + scott
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • lydia
  • mylene
  • regina

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

  • dizzee
  • francisco
  • shaolin
  • zeke

SECRET FAVES:

  • clarence, tbh
  • jackie

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • dizzee/thor
  • francisco/lydia (i am what i am)
  • shaolin/zeke(/mylene)

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

mar 2 2017 ∞
jul 14 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • bellatrix (♥ω♥*)
  • fleur
  • hermione ♠
  • luna
  • minerva

SECRET FAVE:

  • draco, tbh
  • young!tom riddle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the golden trio♥
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • betty
  • libby
  • margaret
  • virginia

TRASH PRINCE

  • bill, tbh

SECRET FAVE:

  • austin, tbh

MY RAGE WILL GO ON:

  • betty/helen
jun 22 2016 ∞
jul 14 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • daya
  • maritza
  • poussey (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • red
  • taystee

SECRET FAVES:

  • linda
  • natalie
  • pornstache, tbh
  • stripper guard, lbr

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • flaritza, bitches
  • joe/natalie, tbh
  • lorna/nicky

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • aleida & daya
jun 23 2016 ∞
jul 14 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • donna
  • jessica ♠
  • rachel

SECRET FAVE:

  • louis ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • donna/harvey

THEIR MAN LOVE WILL GO ON:

  • harvey + mike
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • brenda ♠
  • claire ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • david
  • keith
  • rico

SECRET FAVES:

  • billy
  • margaret
  • olivier, tbh

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • david/keith
sep 13 2016 ∞
sep 13 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • lilly (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • veronica ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • logan
  • weevil

SECRET FAVES:

  • dick, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • lilly + veronica (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • logan/veronica (s1-3)
  • veronica + weevil
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 26 2017 +