• Never decorate your bathroom in shiny black tiles.
  • Always check the pockets of everything you are donating to Goodwill.
  • Those little fake tea lights are much better than the real thing if you a) tend to burn yourself, b) have a cat who waves her tail over flames, or c) have a mother who freaks out over lit candles.
  • Toddler snacks in sweet potato flavor are really very tasty.
  • Never try to take more than 5 pills at once.
  • The tape that they use after you’ve had blood taken has a million uses at home.
  • In periods of severe stress, sometimes your hair will fall out. A lot of hair.
  • Your hair stops falling out after 6 weeks (this is approximate).
  • Never underestimate the healing power of touch.
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