• replace this text with your list
• begin each item with an asterisk

• not knowing where the bus stop was and having to walk around for ages
• three hour bus trip and huge bag of food
• eating nothing but haribo and mcdonalds for three days
• not knowing how the tube system works and spending ages trying to find out how to use the subway
• premier inn full of VIPs
• BIGBANG
  • waking up at 3am to get ready
  • queuing at 6am
  • meeting french and german VIPs and making friends
  • the paper game we played
  • not moving for 13 1/2 hours =n=
  • freezing to death and my joints locking
  • going in and being at the motherfucking barrier
  • crying when BIGBANG came on and seungri l...

• will not give you head
• will not sleep with you
• will not send you nudes
• will only go out with you if you buy me dinner.

• SHINee
• BIGBANG
• Zhang Liyin
• EXO-M
• B.A.P
• Block B
• NU'EST
• SM the Ballad

• Bae
• Jonghyun
• Daehyun
• Hongki

• almost positive
• always ill
• angry
• caucasion
• falls for people easily
• falls over easily
• get's confused easily
• happy
• hopeful
• if i like you, i really like you
• low patience
• not a family person
• not quite there yet
• procrastinator
• sad
• says what i think without thinking
• tired
• won't ever manage to stick to a diet
• won't give up on people

barcelona (2011)

• getting ready at 3 in the morning
• coach trip to the airport in luton
• airport, because airports are fun
• lawrence losing his bording pass just before we were about to fly
• "wait... if we're landing in girona, where is our luggage going to be??"
• coach trip from the airport to the hotel
• seeing this big fancy hotel and thinking "OMG IT'S AWESOME" then going round the corner to our actual hotel
• seeing pervy spanish guys as soon as we get off the coach
• trying to get oliver to shower
• the showers
  • taking a shower and huw suddenly goes "hello?"
  • ella running out of the room screaming when huw says "hello?"

• going around telling the teacher's i'm bisexual - i'm straighter than you
• thinking me and ella are together and ignoring me over it - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
• cheating on me, leaving me, trying to get back with me, hating me, okay friends, hating me, friends, fucking me, ignoring me, trying to be friends, present.
• i'm so "messed up" because i wasn't breast fed
• making me wait in the toilet while you take a shit and talking to me as the smell wafts under the door...
• showing me your used toilet paper. what's wrong with you.
• telling all the kiddies about what happened in december
• giving head to my boyfriend LOL
• watching my boyfriend get head from a slut
• trying to make me give you a handjob, loo...

• because although i like to be open about myself, i have real problems getting the words out
• i want people to know about me
• i want to look back on this one day and smile
• i want to share my memories with people
• sometimes i forget things about myself; this will help me remember

THIS LIST IS NEVER COMPLETE

2008

• staying over louise's house with ami and ami farting then laughing

2009

• going to big weekend and telling the police that there was a puppy in the crowd, then these hot guys asking us why we got the police and saying "UM WELL THERE IS A PUPPY IN THE CROWD AND WE DON'T WANT IT TO GET HURT"
• going to the blackout and seeing SBB for the first time
• going on the bikeride and seeing the troll, then ella falling off her bike

2010

• bonfire night with kian and going to alana's flat
• dropping a bottle of appletiser in the mi...

• when i insulted the new school alarm system and mr evans announced it in assembly
• when i came to school with a non-regulation scarf on and ran down the stairs when mr evans shouted my name
• when a pigeon shat on alex wills' shoulder
• when we found mrs ellis half-dead in her room
• when we came out of english and richard and uwais jumped down from the top floor and scared us
• when richard fell asleep in maths and mr hopkin slammed the book down on his desk and he screamed
• when me and ella played pokémon in blackweir when we were supposed to be doing sport
• richard's tv show "welcome back everybody" when we had "celebrity guests" such as jeremy clarkson and stephen hawking

• when we were at mine for halloween and this faggot guy punched him in the face and i ran across the road shouting "GET AWAY"
• going to see shitty disney movies
• seeing matt tuck in queen's arcade and following him around
• at callam's house
• doing the natural high thing at callam's house and having a dream while "passed out"
• going on the bike ride and having to shout for tom when ella fell off her bike
• tom coming down the road from castell coch and me and ella thinking he was wearing a skin-coloured t-shirt
• at chessie's house for her birthday two weeks after we were together
• down the wreck with mr newman for p.e. playing that weird game that nobody understood

paris (2010)

• 11 hour bus ride
• stealing junaid's pokémon
• watching educational television
• taking educational pictures
• running down to breakfast in pajamas when everyone else was dressed and going into the wrong breakfast hall
• spilling ribena on the bed and changing the bed clothes so we didnt get in trouble and the teachers thinking it was wine
• the hotel conning us when we got back saying we broke a lamp and got ribena on the ceiling
• the weird day
  • in the artist's plaza place running away from junaid
  • ella making junaid cry
  • junaid's birthday celebration and he didn't care

• body parts
• guys not being bothered as soon as they're done
• insects in my house
• IV needles
• liking someone and not knowing if they like you back
• living at home
• people not texting back
• spiders that are not in tanks
• syringes
• the smell of cucumber, celery, and other watery vegetables

• alter bridge
• example
• daughtry
• tech n9ne
• within temptation
• nero
• chase & status
• amorphis
• beyoncé
• shinedown

• jeremy kyle
• 90210
• eastenders
• gossip girl
• maury
• take me out

• tokyo
• kyoto
• seoul
• shanghai
• ho chi mihn
• los angeles
• beijing

• anti-eyebrow
• clavicle on both sides
• double lobe
• hip on both sides
• labret
• lobe
• nape of neck
• navel
• snakebites
• wrist corset piercing

• v for vendetta
• interview with the vampire
• van helsing
• mary and max
• the notebook
• notting hill
• about a boy
• four weddings and a funeral

• Adventurous
• Carefree
• Confident
• Easygoing
• Energetic
• Enthusiastic
• Funny
• Generous
• Helpful
• High Maintenance
• Possessive
• Quiet
• Reflective
• Reliable
• Reserved
• Sensitive
• Shy
• Sociable
• Spontaneous
• Stubborn
• Superstitious

• 2NE1
• After School
• APink
• EVOL
• fx
• KARA
• Lee Hi
• miss A
• RANIA
• SISTAR
• SPICA
• T-ARA
• Wonder Girls

• JongKey
• ToBae
• BaeRi
• BangHim
• BaekRen

• Choi Seunghyun
• Kim Jonghyun
• Dong Youngbae
• Kim Himchan
• Lee Joon

• jiao cuo de ai - Zhang Liyin & Jonghyun
• quasimodo - SHINee
• please don't go - SHINee
• the name i loved - SHINee
• y si fuera ella - SHINee
• life - SHINee
• love should go on - SHINee
• history - EXO-M
• MAMA - EXO-M
• tell me goodbye - BIGBANG
• 声をきかせて - BIGBANG

• a wall separating north from south
• mushroom island resort
• several watch towers
• some sort of nice living quarters
• underground npc village
• underwater glass tunnel going allll the way from the mushroom isles to the mainland
• underwater npc village like sandy's dome on spongebob

• dodgy people
• inattentive people
• lack of personal hygiene
• people who don't stick up for me
• people who have melodram patheticism
• people who have no interests
• people who have ripped pants
• people who look or act like they've slept around
• people who openly gush about the hotness of another person
• people who push for stuff but then aren't really into it
• people who think that smalltalk is acceptable conversation
• people who use drugs other than things you can smoke
• saggy jeans
• smoking cigarettes
• stalkers
• twats

• rufus and lily
• annie and liam
• navid and ade
• naomi and liam
• allie and noah
• ami and lawrence
• ella and kian
• chessie and missy
• manny and myk
• jonghyun and key
• baekho and ren

• lipsy
• river island
• topshop
• miss selfridge

• alter bridge
  • gareth harris messaging me all the time
  • getting a poster off the wall
  • knowing the words to the songs for once
  • there being like 0 people there and then us turning around and the place was packed
• bring me the horizon
  • getting upset when hot stalker guy stalked someone else
  • hot stalker guy
  • pretending to be smokers in the smoking area
  • seeing kian outside and shitting myself
  • staying out of the mosh pits
• bullet
  • khalidd LOL
  • kian slapping ella

• according to snib i have bws
• i can get worked up and lash out
• i get jealous
• i get too attached
• i have bad mood swings for some reason
• i never think they appreciate me
• i seem to pick fights subconciously
• if things go wrong, i end it on a whim then regret it after

• africa
  • tunisia
    • sousse (2008)
• europe
  • croatia
    • vis
  • cyprus
    • larnaca (2004)
    • paphos (2006)
  • france
    • paris (2001, 2010)
  • fuerteventura (2002)
  • italy
    • sorrento (2011)

• when doki came round my house and chessie protected me
• when callam made the pretend dog at my house out of chairs and a blanket
• when chessie was a puppy and escaped from the house and went to someone else's garden, and their cat chased him and attacked him
• when i fed chessie too much on christmas day and he threw up everywhere the next day
• when chessie met gus and attacked him
• when i take chessie to cwmcarn and he swims in the lake and barks and people think he's drowning
• when i went to the beach with megan and chessie and she accidentally threw a rock at his head
• when we went to tenby when chessie was a puppy and he ate all the butter and all the rock i bought from the rock shop

• smudge (rabbit) 2011-present
• kevin (hamster) 2011-present
• juno (hamster) 2008-2010
• lucy (hamster) 2007
• chessie (dog) 2005-present
• candy (frog) 2005
• flora (frog) 2005
• tiddles (hamster) 2004-2006
• mr fishy (fish) 2004-present
• crystaleena (fish) 2004
• garnet (fish) 2004
• ruby (fish) 2004
• nibbles (hamster) 2002-2004
• bright eyes 2001-2005 gave away
• eleanor (rabbit) 2001 gave away
• gizmo (rabbit) 2001 gave away
• fluffy (rabbit) 2001 gave away
• scratch (rabbit) 2001-2008
• jessica (rabbit) 2000-2007
• crunchy (rabbit) 2000
• tinky winky (fish) 1997

• forbidden forest
• gensokyo
• hogwarts
• magical world
• vaes dothrak
• westeros

• minecraft
• sims 2
• warcraft III: frozen throne
• mario kart wii

• 2pac
• 30 seconds to mars
• acceptance
• altre bridge
• amorphis
• asking alexandria
• atreyu
• audioslave
• avenged sevenfold
• B.A.P
• b2st
• beyoncé
• BIGBANG
• black stone cherry
• block b
• breaking benjamin
• bullet for my valentine
• chase & status
• creed
• crossfade
• daughtry

• big mouth
• i ate a mint
• farm boy
• havudunurmatshomework
• popsicle penis
• kinky christian
• big tree
• DTF

• a game of thrones
• house of night series
• the host
• echorium sequence

• bananas
• bbq pringles
• ben & jerry's chocolate sundae (the one in cinemas)
• boiled ham
• bread
• breadsticks with onion & garlic dip
• cheese and onion crisps
• chicken dippers
• egg fried rice
• kfc chicken
• milk chocolate
• mushrooms
• organic tomato sauce
• peas
• plain pasta
• roast beef
• steak

i legit don't eat anything else haHAAHHA

• french (learning)
• spanish (learning)
• japanese (semi-learning)
• chinese (learning)
• arabic
• korean ("learning")

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• throwing up in the crisp packet on the boat
• giving the vomit bag to doki
• almost having a car crash on the way to the house
• Gnarls Barkley curse
• swarm of gnarls bugleys in the air con and the dead one under the cooker ew
• my terrible sunburn
• refusing to go out every day because it was too hot

• EXO-M - MAMA
• SHINee - Sherlock
• BIGBANG - Alive
• BIGBANG - Still Alive
• NU'EST - Action
• B.A.P - Stop It
• B.A.P - One Shot

• i do not exist to smooth smudger's head
• i do not appreciate the cheese on my ravioli plate being licked
• i do not appreciate being mauled for laughing at chessie
• i do not approve of having to change smudger's brand of food every week because he is too picky
• i do not like being poked by chessie
• i do not like being poked by smudger
• i do not wish to be bitten by pets for fun
• i am not your personal slave, pls don't treat me like one
• i do not wish to suffer from lack of sleep due to loud pet noises aHEM chessie

• a russ/keel toys/yomiko classics toy animal, preferrably a dog but i have most of them so
• glass animals
• lindt lindor milk chocolate
• other girl stuff
• something pretty
• thomas sabo charm
• thomas sabo necklace
• thorntons chocolates
  • moments
  • the melty things

• being around people doing shisha and tasting it all day
• being watched every second of the day by farmers
• eating all the cookies at once because they taste so good
• exams
• having to cut sugar out of my diet
• having to walk all the way from my car to school in the morning
• having warm sandwiches at lunch
• homework
• lactose intolerance
• living at home
• mono fever bad days
• my short but fucked up catalog of exes
• not being able to drive yet
• not being able to enjoy a bowl of cheerios
• not being able to enjoy someone buying me a hot chocolate )':

• "i thought you were my auntie dai because i was thinking of ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone in my head!"
• BIO
• the blowing game
• the phone always dying
• when i phoned ella and meryn answered but i thought it was ella and i pretended to be dead
• when i pretended aaron had killed me and ella phoned to check
• wvs

• asylum seekers should be denied entry to the country on grounds of overcrowding
• britain should heavily monitor immigration
• charity towards other countries, especially those who are former members of the british empire, should be halted at least until britain's own economy has been fixed
• there should be a "when in rome" agenda to britain that suggests that if you want to live here, you should abide by our customs as we have to do in other countries
• this country should prioritize it's own monetary needs over those of other countries
• we should not be imposed on by people who try to emotionally blackmail us in the street so that we give money to charities that do little or no help towards our own suffering country

• all my friends dying
• being bedridden
• getting fat
• going into a home
• having too many cats
• loss of interest in sex
• my children leaving me
• my husband dying before me
• waiting to die
• wrinkles

• i be truthful about stuff
• i believe in monogamy
• i can talk about most of my feelings
• i get too attached
• i like hugs
• i like spending quality time with them
• i pay attention
• i stick up for them
• i think the world of them
• i try to be there as much as possible

brecon (2009)

• making a video diary and then losing it
• making a video when we got to the cottage and realising that we had no wardrobe
• having a shit shower that was cold
• making videos about tim
• toasting bread rolls on the fire and seeing a beetle run across the floor
• watching a shit load of david firth videos and developing weird ways of speech which we still use now
• dancing in skirt thongs to hollywood undead and making a video
• the pub with the weird music
• the old man on the other side of the road who walked slower than a slug
• oakwood
  • driving for hours down mountain road and through ammanford because my dad din't know how to get there

i hope this is highly inaccurate

• 卡拉是荡妇谁应该死
• 汤姆正试图掌握艺术的荡妇
• 迈克的木屐充满狗屎
• 云裳是我的女大十八变的激情
• 乔治是狗屁壶行政搅拌器

• chris daughtry
• chino moreno
• myles kennedy
• scott stapp
• jared leto
• shimon moore

hayling island (2007)

• the zoo
  • seeing the 10-y-o french lesbians
  • the special boy in the reptile house
  • the orange ants boy in the reptile house
  • the annoying kids that you swore at and that lady was looking
  • my mum trying to make me eat a sausage
  • the tiny monkey
• the magician
  • making me go on stage
  • me getting revenge and my parents getting mad
• the caravan
  • spending hours putting up posters and having to take them all down
  • invention of "GK"
  • the brawls

• calls me
• can have intelligent conversation with
• doesn't hook up with people when "on breaks"
• doesn't pressure me for sex, because the more someone brings it up the less likely i am to do it, because i will do things on my terms
• has a good level of personal hygiene
• has more than five interests, sex not counting as one
• is generally happy
• is interesting
• knows me
• makes me happy just by looking at them
• nice
• similar interests, there has to be at least one
• smiles
• takes me on actual dates
• talks about feelings

• hearts burst into fire - bullet for my valentine
• jesus christ - brand new
• all the same - sick puppies
• knock you down - keri hilson, kanye west, ne-yo
• my curse - killswitch engage
• the saltwater room - owl city
• on the wing - owl city
• control - metro station
• don't stop - innerpartysystem
• the kill - 30 seconds to mars

pretty much everything, but here are the major dislikes

• jacket potatoes
• lamb
• milk and anything that contains it, especially
  • coffee
  • hot chocolate
  • tea
• seafood
• soup

• wolf
• rabbit
• dog
• dragon
• penguin