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mar 9 2008 ∞
mar 9 2008 +
- Bertram (Flo)
- Blackie (ours)
- Buffy (Mom)
- Fish (mine)
- Foo Foo (Mom)
- George (neighbor)
- Gus (Moore)
- Homminy (mine)
- Kitty (McDonalds)
- KK (Flo) - RIP
- Kobe (Delhaye) - bhole
- Littles (Vickie)
- MIckey (Delhaye)
- Morrissey (Flo)
- Muffin (Neighbor)
- Nigel (Flo)
- Omelette (Flo)
- Ophelia (Laura)
- Other Kitty (Vickie)
- Peaches (Duffy)
- Precious (Flo)
- Rossi (Flo)
- Runt (Vickie)
- Sam (Laura)
- Simon (Laura)
- Taco (neighbor)
- Targa (mom)
- Troubles (neighb...
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 dec 20 2007 ∞
mar 10 2008 +
- 10. Unpredictaboo!
- 9. Flushed
- 8. Entertainment Brothers
- 7. 9 Nipples
- 6. Drachenfutter
- 5. Bee in the Car!
- 4. Good Hurt
- 3. Kitten Breath
- 2. Best of the Beatles
- 1. Chocolate Donut Teeth
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 dec 8 2007 ∞
jan 19 2008 +
- Adam & the Ants: Greatest Hits (1999)
- B52s: Cosmic Thing (1989)
- Baldwin Brothers: Cooking with Lasers (2002)
- Beach Boys: Endless Summer (1974)
- Beastie Boys: Check Your Head (1992)
- Beastie Boys: Ill Communication (1994)
- Beastie Boys: In Sound From Way Out (1996)
- Beatles: Abbey Road (1969)
- Beatles: Let it Be (1970)
- Beatles: Rubber Soul (1965)
- Beatles: 1967-1970 (Blue Album) (1973)
- Beautiful South: 0898 (90s)
- Be...
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 dec 7 2007 ∞
dec 20 2007 +
- ABBA: Dancing Queen (1975)
- Aerosmith: What it Takes (1990)
- Armstrong, Louis: What a Wonderful World (1968)
- Adam Ant: Wonderful (1995)
- Aguilera, Christina: Beautiful (2002)
- B52s: Dry County (1989)
- B52s: Strobe Light (1980)
- Badfinger: No Matter What^ (1970)
- Beastie Boys: Sabotage (1997)
- Beatles: Something^ (1969)
- Beatles: You Won't See Me^ (1965)
- Beautiful South: I'm Your Number 1 Fan (1992)
- Big Audio Dynamite:...
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 may 31 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
- I've tried out for four game shows, appeared on two games shows, and won one ($19,401)
- Horses inexplicably dislike me.
- My band name count to actual band count ratio is about 340:0
- I wear my watch on my dominant hand.
- I have never had a cold sore and have only bruised once.
- Dreams with water are inevitably nightmares.
- I have never tried pomegranites, prunes, brussel sprouts, or boogers.
- If I drink a 12 ou...
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 apr 13 2006 ∞
may 24 2008 +
- Willie Aames, Paula Abdul, Eddie Albert,
- John Avila**, Lyle Alzado, Harry Anderson, Pam Anderson,Fred Armeson**,
- Wil Arnett, Rosanne Arquette, John Astin**, Sean Astin, Scott Baio,
- Lucille Ball, Robin Bartlett, Billy Barty, Drew Barrymore, Jason Bateman,
- Justine Bateman, Beck, Bill Bellamy*, Jack Black, Lewis Black,
- Jon Bon Jovi, Patrick Bristow, Gary Burghoff, Dick Butkis, Candace Cameron*,
- Linda Cardi...
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 may 4 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
- Lisa Ingram, for talking during "Lost"
- Lisa, for whispering during "Lost"
- Lisa, for breathing during "Lost"
- Lisa, for predicting what was going to happen in "Lost"
- Lisa, for not silencing her phone during "Lost"
- Adam, for not silencing his girlfriend during "Lost"
- Adam, for not keeping his pimp hand strong, (the one I coat with hair products when we shake hands)
- Lisa, for knowingly nodding when Jin says ...
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 apr 11 2006 ∞
nov 29 2007 +
- Crocodile Hunter w/ stingray
- Cavity Sam, the guy from Operation (the game)
- Greatest American Hero
- Jesus Christ
- construction guy from Krazy Glue commercial with board stuck to hardhat
- Verizon Wireless guy
- Bert
- Cowardly Lion (with Dorothy, Tin Man, & Scarecrow, Witch, and Glinda)
- Geisha/mime
- Where's Waldo (recommended for single guys: girls will grab and "find" you!)
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may 31 2006 ∞
dec 21 2007 +
- Mike Hamm (high school) FOUND!!
- Horatio Tovar (high school)
- Ferrin Dummar (jr. high)
- Ephraim Molina (high school) FOUND!!
- Todd McDonnough (high school)
- Jackie Schumacher (elementary)
- Janet Parsons (ex)
- Kim Meyer (ex)
- Nesi Browning (ex neighbor)
- Crystal Allen (ex roommate)
- Bernadette Kruchten (ex neighbor)
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 apr 11 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
- Adventures of Milo & Otis
- Airplane
- Akira Kurosawa's Dreams
- Amelie
- the Bear
- Better Off Dead
- Black Sheep
- Boogie Nights
- Braveheart
- Breakfast Club,
- Cable Guy,
- Caddyshack*,
- Cape Fear,
- City of the Lost Children,
- Clerks,
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind*,
- Coming to America,
- Defending Your Life,
- Delicatessan,
- Deliverence,
- Diggstown,
- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,
- Edward Scissorhands,
- the Errand Boy,
- Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mi...
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 may 8 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
- Do Reptiles Have Penises and Vaginas?
- I Don't Pull it Out For a While
- Lovemakers Released
- Richard Comes
- Getting Milk When You Need It
- Smell My Armpit
- Hole in the Wall Noodle Place
- Wore Translucent Rubber
- In My Dad's Bed
- I No Longer Have My Gall Bladder
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 may 6 2006 ∞
dec 8 2007 +
- Charlie Chaplin testing the automated employee feeder (Modern Times)
- Tim Conway's mishap with novacaine (They Went That a Way and That a Way)
- Easy Lube food show parody (Groove Tube)
- John Ritter after his electroshock therapy (Skin Deep)
- The fire engine/finale (It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World)
- John Candy and Steve Martin driving between two big rigs sequence (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
- David Spade/Far...
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may 5 2006 ∞
may 5 2006 +
- Four feet over my dad's head as he drove the RV
- Raging Waters
- Ferris Wheel, Ontario Mills
- Ice machine, Long Beach Hyatt, 11th floor
- Various bathrooms and parking lots.
- Plane (not in bathroom).
- Vacuum (self).
- Mike Ivankay's mouth. While he slept.
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apr 11 2006 ∞
dec 4 2007 +
- Olivia Newton-John (Grease)
- Priscella Presley (Those Amazing Animals)
- Marie Osmond (Donny & Marie Show)
- Urleen Mandrell (Mandrell Sisters Show)
- Elizabeth Montgomery (Bewitched)
- Maureen McCormick (Brady Bunch)
- Lisa Hartman (Tabitha)
- Suzanne Somers (Three's Company)
- Sarah Purcell (Real People)
- Andy Gibb (Solid Gold)
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apr 12 2006 ∞
apr 25 2006 +
- Rachel Weisz
- Christina Ricci
- Lucy Liu
- Kathleen Hanna
- Juliette Lewis
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apr 15 2006 ∞
apr 15 2006 +
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apr 13 2006 ∞
apr 13 2006 +
- If I knew it was going to be this kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
- Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
- My obsession fascination is in your imagination.
- Words are very unnecessary.
- Rita Heyworth gave good face.
- Children are innocent, teenagers fucked up in the head, adults are even more fucked up, and elderly are like children.
- I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued i...
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apr 12 2006 ∞
dec 19 2007 +
- Creep (Radiohead)
- It Aint Over Til Its Over (Lenny Kravitz) ...to hint at afterlife
- Vacation (Go Gos) ...see ya suckers!
- Let Me Go (Heaven 17) ...for the crybabies
- Don't You Forget About Me (Simple Minds) ...because I want people to associate me the hot rudeness and excessively large nostrils of Judd Nelson
- Hot in Herre (Nelly) ...if I am in a coffin
- Theme to "Six Feet Under"
- Macarena (Mexican dudes) ......
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apr 12 2006 ∞
apr 12 2006 +
- view sunset (North Pole)
- view Northern Lights (North America)
- Tomatina Festival (Bunol, Spain)
- sightseeing (Italy)
- I'll never tell (Thailand)
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apr 12 2006 ∞
nov 29 2007 +
- a) CASHIER, Market House; b) Village Haus; c) RIDE OP, Rocket Jets at Disneyland (R.O.P.)
- OUTDOOR VENDOR (balloons, popcorn, churro, ice cream, etc) at Disneyland
- CASHIER, Boston Stores in Rossmoor
- RECREATION LEADER, City of Westminster Parks and Recreation
- SECURITY for Vans (3 weekends)
- a) POOL MONITOR for Cypress Village Homeowners Assoc.; b) POOL LIFEGUARD for Crown Valley Aquatics
- FILE CLERK, DRIVER...
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apr 11 2006 ∞
apr 11 2006 +
- The very bottom of a soft serve cone, near soggy, that explodes in your mouth
- Garlic toast sopped in the spaghetti sauce remains.
- Toast sopped up with egg yolk remains.
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