From coworkers:

• "I'm taking pay without leave." "You mean... working?"
• Are you going to play it by ear or wait and see?
• I'm not wearing a sarong!
• SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!! (instead of metastatic)
• "Did the glioblastoma (a brain cancer) begin in the brain?"
• "How do you usually get your drugs?"
• "When I told you what I can do through our service, patches were not part of that list, were they?"
• "I want to help you, sir. But are you needing protection from the police or do you have questions about cancer?"
• "No I can not transfer you to someone whose voice you like better."
• "Hello? Mr. Bejeezus?"
• "I can hear my voice speaking to me. Can ...

• ✔ Hawaii- Maui
• Machu Picchu
• Mexico
• California wine country
• ✔ Las Vegas
• Spain
• Iceland
• ✔ Alaska
• Norway

• "Your doctor is in the best interest to help with that"
• Pronounces genome like j'NOME.
• "One thing to keep into consideration..."