• All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.-Jane Wagner
• It takes a long time to grow young.-Pablo Picasso
• The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.-Oscar Wilde
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.-Groucho Marx
• No wonder I'm unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.-Jerry Dennis
• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?-Bobby Kelton
• The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.-Johnny Carson
• I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'-Steven Wright
• Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.-Sam Ewing
• From our birthday, until we die,

Is but the winking of an eye.-William Butler Yeats

• No wise man ever wished to be younger.-Jonathan Swift
• Old age is always 15 years older than I am.-Bernard Baruch
• One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.-Virginia Woolf