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I'm an incurable insomniaddict, an insufferable iconoclast and a no-nonsense Nihilist. Looking back at that last sentence it appears I'm also addicted to alliteration. It also makes me sound like I'm no fun, but I'm actually a big goof-ball. I love to laugh and I love to make others laugh, but I don't consider myself a "comedian" (I prefer the term "Wiseass American"). That said, there are many th...

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  • What is your favorite word?
    • VAGINA (just rolls off the tongue... no pun intended)
  • What is your least favorite word?
    • GOD (too much meaning for such a little word)
  • What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
    • BEING SURROUNDED BY CREATIVE LOVING PEOPLE
  • What turns you off?
    • STUPID PEOPLE
  • What sound or noise do you love?
    • SAM'S LAUGH
  • What sound or noise do you hate?
    • CRYING BABIES
  • What is your favorite curse word?
    • FUCK
  • What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    • PORN STAR (oh wait, 'other than my own'? hmm...)
  • What profession would you not like to do?
    • JIZZ MOPPER / FLUFFER
  • If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    • 'HEY! WHO LET JOSH UP HERE?'
oct 3 2007 ∞
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