gotta check out the oneson the list ive never heard of, but so far...

• trespassers william
• robyn hitchcock
• b real
• we are scientists
• deer tick

• NYC
• Chicago
• Austin
• Lubbock
• Johnson City, TN
• Baton Rouge
• Denver
• Orlando
• Nashville
• Ohio

• man on wire
• revolutionary road
• ghostown
• lars and the real girl
• match point
• slumdog millionaire
• year one
• the hangover
• knocked up
• special
• let the right one in
• 500 days of summer
• burn after reading
• rachel's wedding
• role models
• the reader

• Are You There Vodka, It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler
• Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
• man in the dark by Paul Auster
• The Given Day by Dennis Lehane
• The Echo Maker by Richard Powers
• Lucky: A Memoir by Alice Sebold
• The History of Love by Nicole Krauss
• The Hour I First Believed by Wally Lamb
• The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wrobleski
• When You Are Englufed in Flames by David Sedaris
• Extremely Loud ...

what i'd keep the same

• the groom
• the dress
• the hair
• the date
• the song we danced to
• the moment with my dad when he first saw me and the 20 seconds before he walked me down the aisle
• my maid of honor
• the bridesmaid dresses
• the church
• not videoing it
• what i wore under my dress
• stephen's toast
• my father pulling me aside and giving me diamond earings from him
• the honeymoon suite at the ritz
• the car
• the proposal
• my toas...

• chickenpox scars on the back of my neck at my hairline
• my hair grows UP in the back
• scar on right thumb-the one time i got stitches
• my feet will likley be turned in, even in death
• fingers twice the length they should be
• freckly chest
• ears double pierced
• no tattoos or other piercings
• innie
• bottom lip likely chapped
• clutching iphone
• always same jewelry-wedding rings and my moms ring on other hand
• probably weari...

• sony
• crest
• oral b
• mizuno
• adidas
• dove
• aveda
• MAC
• maybelline
• origins
• l'oreal
• revlon
• estee lauder
• bumble and bumble
• bath & body works
• olga
• maidenform
• banana republic
• j crew
• nine west
• gap
• rolex
• braun
• seattle's best coffee
• coffemate
• apple
• starbucks
• avaya
• microsoft
• internet explorer
• perlier
• v-8
• coca cola
• rising roll
• typepad
• facebook
• google
• yahoo
• bank of america
• amstel light
• amstel light
• amstel light
• canon
• publix
• netflix
• sony
• excel
• crest
• oral b
• cetaphil...

• 1984- babysitting my parents friends kids because they were having a party and i was 13 and the eldest kid. lame. we spent the night prank calling people.
• 1985-Houston with Kellie at David's house watching The Wall
• 1986-on a boat with a weird french guy in Australia
• 1987- at a church dance with Damian in Australia
• 1988- at home with Kellie who was visiting from Houston and a couple guys
• 1989- with Fred...

• grammar text books-did you know there are only 12 basic sentence structures?
• algebra text books
• cookbooks
• antiquated social guides of any sort (dating, how to raise your kids, how to "win a guy, " etc.)
• music rags
• list books like Trouser Press, Movie Guides, Best Books to Read, etc. that offer a synopsis or recommendation
• technical guides written by someone whose native language is not English
• directions...

• jeans
• plain wife beater tanks
• black sweaters
• long sleeve solid t shirts
• boots
• plaid skirts
• summer sun dresses
• cocktail dresses
• white dresses
• black dresses
• hats
• bracelets
• hand lotion
• lip goss
• music on itunes
• black bras
• sugar scrubs
• batteries
• miscellaneous bags
• tea
• insulated travel coffee mugs
• stationary

• no fingernail polish
• no makeup, even for pretend
• no soda
• shoes on when you're on your bike
• hold my hand in the parking lot
• no running in the house
• inside voices
• flush
• turn off the light when you leve the room
• clear your plate
• how do you ask?
• no 2 piece swim suits
• if it doesn't belong to you, don't touch it
• if you get it out, you put it back
• you'll get what you get and you won't mind a bit
• no getting out of bed u...

• a streetcar names desire
• giant
• raising arizona
• to kill a mockingbird
• gone with the wind
• dumb and dumber
• dancer in the dark
• casablanca
• sixteen candles
• butch cassidy and the sundance kid
• dangerous liaisons
• kramer vs kramer
• sophie's choice
• hannah and her sisters
• one flew over the cukoo's nest
• cool hand luke
• memento
• it's a wonderful life
• urban cowboy
• the piano
• the postman always rings twice
• grease
• harold and maude
• drugstore...

• shan
• pooh
• shanny pooh (yeah, I know)
• pooh girl
• poofus
• girlchild
• my girl
• sweetie (and now i say it like my mom)
• babe
• darlin' (my mother)
• sweet girl (mom again)
• tchannoiny
• boss
• mommy
• hon/honey
• baby
• her
• toni
• puchan
• shanny (ugh)
• janet (what people used to think i was saying in a loud bar)
• love
• denise
• neecie
• shannon denise
• s-co
• cap'n
• bitch
• girlfriend(accompanied with a snap and head bob)
• girl (ditto)
• pretty girl (again, mom)
• you
• dike...

• poinciana elementary school (K)
• lomax elementary school (1)
• orange park elementary school (1)
• St. Gabriel Catholic School(1)
• orange park elementary (2)
• lakeside elementary school (3-4)
• southside elementary (4-5)
• lieder elementary (5)
• watkins jr. high school (6-7)
• labay middle school (but considered watkins) (8)
• langham creek high school (9)
• heathmont college(9-10)
• tintern church of england girls' grammar scho...

• clown
• the incredible hulk's sister
• kitty cat
• mouse
• vampire
• one of the Go Gos (really)
• flapper
• princess
• dominatrix
• the virgin mary (not many options when you're pregnant)
• redneck girl
• coal miner's daughter
• jack (of jack and jill)
• jill (of jack and jill)
• angel
• bride of frankenstein
• dorothy from wizard of oz
• cowgirl
• bumblebee
• betsy ross (what a geek)
• helen keller (that was a long night)
• this year: bristol palin or amy wi...

• empty purfume bottles (because the smell reminds me of a specific time)
• all my old journals
• my children's teeth (is that weird?)
• reports/term papers/tests from school
• all my brownie badges I earned
• my Barbies from when I was little
• programs from every school play/performance
• significant ticket stubs
• vintage dresses
• letters through the years
• kids artwork
• two different school uniforms
• little glass bottles that ...

• Bill Clinton 1992
• Bill Clinton 1996
• Ralph Nader 2000
• John Kerry 2004
• Barack Obama 2008

I'm sorry, I know it's all my fault how that nasty election turned out in 2000 but Al Gore and John Kerry are the most boring candidates ever. Boring is better than ignorant any day, but geez.

• the way i walk
• wearing hats to weddings and at easter
• my junk in da trunk
• my ability to eat large amounts of food
• the size of my first child
• my love of bad music
• being good at Hummble
• not eating at taco bell
• my eagerness to go dancing at midnight
• my very low tolerance for a certain illegal substance
• my love of peanut butter fudge
• my obsesion with documenting the moment via film or video
• my low blood sugar
• my p...

• sweetie
• hon
• babe
• honeybee
• sweetiepie
• babydoll
• my girl
• my boy
• sugarplum
• rhubarb
• gert

• me feets
• sleigh
• sled
• car
• limo
• horse
• donkey
• surfboard
• horse drawn carriage
• speedboat
• bus
• piggyback ride
• slung over someone's shoulder
• slide
• water skis
• snow skis
• zip line
• cross country skis
• wave runner
• jet ski
• motorcycle
• wakeboard
• innertube
• scooter
• skateboard
• stilts
• bicycle
• helicopter
• ferry boat
• airplane
• roller skates
• cable car
• subway train
• tram
• ski lift
• railroad train
• monorail
• truck
• back of pick up truck
• double decker bus
• escalator
• elevat...

• indoor pools
• balloons
• thunder/lightning
• the underside of big boats
• bad teeth
• sudden loud noises of any sort
• deep water

• organizing space
• gift buying
• untying knots
• getting lost
• balancing
• singing someone to sleep
• getting out splinters
• hanging pictures
• i have awesome rhythm
• reading aloud
• taking a hint
• taking notes

• campfires
• leaves burning
• warm apple cider
• baking bread
• school clothes
• red leaves
• courderoy
• long drives in the mountains
• maple candies from vermont
• hanging out in jammies by the fire
• pumpkin anything
• mulling spices
• waking up after sleeping with the windows open
• smell of pine trees when you're hiking
• the change of season from summer to fall
• waking up early to start cooking on thanksgiving
• the friday after thanksgiv...

• yes
• obviously
• precipitous
• mellifluous
• harlot
• parabala
• nosh
• ephemeral
• epilogue
• strumpet
• baby
• mediocre
• provencial
• proprietary
• paretheses
• anywho
• dichotomy
• gyroscope
• supersonic
• epilogue
• superfulous
• cacaophony
• september
• please
• dulcet
• perhaps
• indeed
• perpendicular

• september
• october
• may
• june
• december
• august
• april
• july
• november
• march
• february
• january

i bought it. i played it over and over again.

• liz phair-exile in guyville
• kate bush-hounds of love
• peter gabriel-passion
• beatles-revolver
• beck-odelay
• billy bragg-worker's playtime
• bjork-debut
• james morrison-undiscovered
• morphine-cure for pain
• sinead o'conner-lion and the cobra
• blondie-parallel lines
• bruce springsteen-nebraska
• coldplay-x&y
• pj harvey-dry
• the rolling stones-exile on main street
• iron and wine-our end...

the nightmares began with these

• the shining
• rosemary's baby
• burnt offerings
• the omen
• halloween
• the exorcist
• texas chainsaw massacre
• nightmare on elmstreet

Most of my free time from 20-27 was spent seeing live music and i can't remember most of it. Throw in a bunch of music festivals and it's kind of a hopeless case. But I'm trying...

• Neil Diamond
• Tenacious D
• Gold Sparkle Band
• Brett Busch
• Jody Grind
• New Pornographers
• Kelly Hogan
• The Iguanas
• Charlatans UK
• Shane MacGowan
• Rahim
• Dinosaur Jr
• The Secret Machines
• J Mascis
• Rogue Wave
• Asobi Seksu
• Spoon
• Echo & the Bunnymen
• Film ...

• teleportation
• healing touch
• fast forward/rewind time
• pause time and the people in it and go do something else and come back to the scene
• grow my hair by just pulling on it hard

• opera singer
• psychologist
• literature professor
• soap opera actress
• children's librarian
• textile designer
• astronaut
• voice over talent
• beach volleyball athlete
• surgeon
• racecar driver
• art director
• fiction writer
• photographer
• food critic
• personal assistant to david beckham
• labor and delivery nurse
• olympic diver
• gallery owner
• useless socialite
• composer
• interior designer
• architect
• wall street stock broker
• spokesmodel
• wimbeldon c...

• you can do this
• this, too, shall pass
• wait and see
• careful, what you wish for
• it is not what it seems
• this is the only way
• don't think about that
• get on with it
• will this matter in ten years?
• everyone is doing the best they can
• just focus on the next fifteen minutes
• ok, what next?

• ireland
• maine
• japan
• portugal
• south africa
• vancouver
• san fransisco

• I'm sorry I spanked you because I was stressed out
• I'm sorry I changed her phone number in your book so when you tried to call her you thought she gave you the wrong one intentionally
• I'm sorry I lied about where I was
• I'm sorry I cried in front of you
• I'm sorry it bugs me
• I'm sorry I blame you when it's not your fault
• I'm sorry I didn't bring any money and made you pay for everything
• I'm sorry I didn't ...

• oswald
• franklin
• maggie and the ferocious beast
• the upside down show
• little bear

• electric company
• carol burnett show
• shields and yarnell
• schoolhouse rock
• fantasy island
• real people
• that's incredible
• you can't do that on television
• captain kangaroo
• 321 contact
• zoom
• the bloodhound gang
• wonder woman
• solid gold
• dance fever
• hee haw
• little house on the prairie
• three's company
• one day at a time
• the monkees
• six million dollar man
• donny and marie show
• CHiPs
• Dukes of Hazzard
• Buck Rogers

• Marco's
• Sotto Sotto
• Rathbun's
• South City Kitchen
• 5 Spot
• Java Jive
• Woodbridge Inn
• Heceda Head Lighthouse
• Agnes & Muriel's
• Flying Fish
• Chinoise
• Atlanta Grill-Ritz Carlton
• Ray's Boathouse
• Assaggio
• Serafina

• slow walkers
• incorrect grammar
• people who don't address every part of an email when they reply
• fake versions of real food
• loud drunks
• sloppy drunks
• people who ask the waiter a million questions and make a bunch of requests when ordering
• air conditioning that's too intense
• complete silence and stillness
• people who text or check email while I am talking to them
• satin panties
• the taste of vitamins
• invasion of my...

i don't like too much stuff in my cereal

• cocoa puffs (all time best)
• cheerios
• frosted flakes
• kashi golean crunch
• apple jacks
• golden grahms

• speak any other language
• play the piano effortlessly
• sleep through the night
• whistle really loudly like my dad
• cry when i was supposed to and not cry when i didn't want to
• understand anything about investing
• say what i mean
• walk gracefully
• teach the world to sing
• wear skinny jeans
• write poetry

• freshly cut grass
• ripe tomatoes
• gardenias
• wysteria
• hot pavement after it rains
• citronella
• margaritas
• cilantro
• peach tea with fresh mint
• coconut anything
• sweaty kids
• lemonade

• outside
• vanity fair
• interview
• the nation
• martha stewart living
• nylon
• real simple
• advertising age
• jane
• lucky (got it free when jane was cancelled)
• bon appetit
• gourmet
• harper's
• brain, child
• vogue
• paste
• cooking light

• England
• France
• Hong Kong
• China
• Thailand
• New Zealand
• Australia
• Fiji
• Singapore
• Mexico
• Canada
• United States
• Alabama
• Arizona
• Arkansas
• California
• Colorado
• District of Columbia
• Florida
• Georgia
• Hawaii
• Idaho
• Illinois
• Indiana
• Iowa
• Kansas
• Kentucky
• Louisiana
• Maryland
• Massachusetts
• Mississippi
• Missouri
• Montana
• Nebraska
• Nevada
• New Jersey
• New York
• North Carolina
• Ohio
• Oklahoma
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• Puerto Rico
• South Carolina
• South Dakota
• Tennessee
• Texas
• Utah
• Vi...

• Citizen Kane
• The Godfather
• Casablanca
• Raging Bull
• Singin' in the Rain
• Gone With the Wind
• Lawrence of Arabia
• Schindler's List
• Vertigo
• The Wizard of Oz
• City Lights
• The Searchers
• Star Wars
• Psycho
• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• Sunset Boulevard
• The Graduate
• The General
• On the Waterfront
• It's A Wonderful Life
• Chinatown
• Some Like It Hot
• The Grapes of Wrath
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
• To Kill A Mockingbird
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
• High...

• What is your favorite word? Yes
• What is your least favorite word? Moot
• What turns you on? Tension
• What turns you off? Insecurity
• What is your favorite curse word? Fuckin'-A
• What sound or noise do you love? My children's voices
• What sound or noise do you hate? Balloons. anything to do with balloons
• What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Mezzo Soprano
• What profession would you not l...

• yoo hoo
• hurricanes
• cosmo
• redbull
• jaeger
• goldschlager
• rumplemintz
• schnapps of any sort
• rose wine
• wine coolers
• zima (do they still make that?)

• maker's and ginger ale
• vodka tonic
• hoegaarten
• chimay
• sapphire & tonic
• margarita with salt
• syrah