• "Dat data doe"
  • "You're existence in my life has only made me better... At math... Cause you're Asian... And it's rubbing off"
  • "I'm all about them Bible names. Shadrack... Meeshack... Oregano. Oregano Giannoni actually works. Full Italiano"
apr 17 2017 ∞
apr 17 2017 +
  • alaska
  • australia
  • bahamas
  • bali
  • barbados
  • bora bora
  • cayman islands
  • costa rica (summer 2013)
  • dominican republic
  • dubai
  • england
  • fiji
  • france
  • greece
  • himalayas
  • hong kong
  • horseshoe bend, arizona
  • iceland
  • italy (amalfi coast)
  • japan
  • macau
may 3 2013 ∞
mar 15 2017 +
  • "He's black. I know this because he has negro tendencies.. aka black skin"
  • "Is Shawshank Redemption the one about the Jews? No wait that's Schindler's List"
  • "I'm where trendy and chic meet to create an explosion of sheer beauty"
  • "Hey can we stop by the cemetery and take pictures?"
  • "Oh my gosh.. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE BURIED HERE? HOLY CRAP THIS GUY DIED IN 2002. WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW"
  • "I just want to be a hobbit. I mean, I know I kind of am already but I want to be a real hobbit"
  • "You're actually really little. When I put my arm around you, you just fit right in there. I could be your boyfriend. Wanna do it?"
  • "I miss having a boyfriend. But then I remember my cat and feel better"
  • "Go on the bus and read '25 Shades of Gre...
sep 24 2012 ∞
mar 15 2017 +
  • "Those weird liberal people probably think it's okay but normal people like us don't" (on relationships)
  • "He telled me..."
  • "I didn't know cats had different breeds. I thought all cats were the same but different colors"
  • "Thungerstormssumnderstorms"
  • "Do cats need to be walked?"
  • "Ask him why he unfriended me. Because I thought we were niggas"
  • "She must have a dazzling personality, because her face isn't that great"
  • "It's hot as a motherballs"
  • "I'm clapping in my heart"
  • "I'm so happy. I'm jumping for joy. Just kidding. I'm walking for joy"
  • "Jew because your name is Julia. That's funny. I'm a young jew then. Get it. Because my name is Yeon Joo"
  • "Do cats hump stuff?"
aug 17 2011 ∞
mar 21 2017 +
  • "She had the kindest eyes. I wanted to liberate her." (About a cow)
may 31 2015 ∞
jun 1 2015 +
  • "Half the stuff that I do in my life I don't actually know what I'm doing"
  • "I just really like setting things on fire"
  • "It's just like how I took pictures of my sociology professor"
  • "I would feel my heart sinking into a dark abyss"
  • "I don't want to have you deported"
  • "Hey, so are you a Korean citizen?"
  • "Julia you need to reproduce soon"
  • "I'm going to kill your first born"
  • "Do you think there are more white people in the world or.... Other people?"
  • "I just want you to lay on top of me like a human blanket"
  • "Do you ever have those moments where you go really dumb and you spell things really wrong? Like you spell 'water' as 'w-a-d-o-r'?"
  • "Sometimes I go really dumb and think the...
sep 18 2013 ∞
oct 30 2015 +
  • "In our friendship there's been a lot of grinding.."
  • "My nipples could cut diamonds right now"
  • "I will plug in a toaster and throw it into the shower if you shower before me"
nov 21 2014 ∞
jun 16 2015 +
  • "They make the red oreo cream from the blood of kittens"
  • "I should have asked for more mayo. Like an I-want-a-heart-attack amount of mayo"
  • "This conversation is for shovels and rakes only. So get out you hoe"
  • "Do you ever just look at Victoria and want to kick the crap out of her?"
  • "Your cat's nose is bleeding cause I was doing cocaine with it"
  • "If you throw away Jesus, I will throw you away"
  • "I never told you guys how much I love Glee... Said no one ever"
  • "In Louisiana, pretty much everyone shaves their whole body"
nov 14 2012 ∞
jan 30 2016 +