There are oodles of things out there (books, movies, bands, technology) that I just don't get the appeal of. SNUGGIES, ANYONE?!

• Twilight: why in God's name would I want to read about thinly veiled Mormon propaganda under the guise of teenage romance?
  • also, who said vampires SPARKLE in the sunshine? last I checked, they burst into flames and died quickly and painfully, in the style of Anne Rice
  • there's no way its literature.
  • it cannot, and never will, compare to Harry Potter
  • Twimoms. What. The. Fuck?!
• The Hills: Spencer Pratt doesn't deserve fame...
  • its not entertainment, its merely a collection of pathetically plastic lives.
• Fashion glasses: since when was it in vogue to have poor eyesight?
  • so people can wear fake glasses, but I probably couldn't get away with rolling around in a wheelchair for fun, huh? i smell hypocrisy!
  • hipsters wear them
• Saw: mmm torture!
  • aren't people supposed to dislike seeing their fellow man maimed and butchered?
  • masks were already creepy enough, but thanks, Saw, for making them worse!
• Snuggies: when you're too stupid to maneuver with a blanket over you, grab one of these!
  • they're not even made from quality fabric! ITS CHEAP FLEECE.
• Kindle: I like books. I like them in my hands and not electronic.
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower: I don't remember any perks from this book. He was whiny and useless.
  • hipsters really like this one.
• Weed: I can be stupid without it
  • I rather like feeling like I have control over my limbs, thanks!
• Los Angeles: why does everyone move here?!
  • its big, grey and ugly
  • the glamour of old Hollywood is gone
  • home of yuppie hipster snobs
  • smog
  • over-priced
  • dirty
• Sudoku: i hate numbers. and puzzles.
• Miniature poodles: you're ugly. you yap. I dislike you.
  • teacup poodles are even worse, like mini-evil versions of the already miniaturized ones..
• Bud Light: you disgust me.
• Fake nails: if nature intended for you to have freakishly long nails, you would. :)