and things that i plan on telling those who follow me

• don't shave your whole body. you will end up having to continue for the rest of your life, or else be really really hairy.
  • example: that one time you shaved your toe or your nipple or your stomach and now there are random hairs that are really long and dark.
• don't promise anybody that you'll love them forever, because you won't.
  • on that note, don't make promises you can't keep. period.
    • this means most promises.
• you need to keep all the things you think somebody will make fun of your for having, even if you shove it away in a box
  • examples: old disney VHS's, vintage/antique stuff/things your parents/grandparents owned...
• you can't fix things for other people. they have to realize for themselves that it's bad and fix it.
  • if you do something, you'll just make it harder.
• don't have sex with a boy while you're drunk because you think it will "make it less awkward for your first time". it's just a bad idea.
  • and if they aren't drunk, they will be the one to remember the horribly embarrassing thing(s) you did
• when you get in a fight with your best friend, don't throw away all of your things/inside jokes/etc. because you will make up
  • and you will regret having thrown them away.
  • because she is your best friend, after all.
• if your best friends all hate your boyfriend, you need to dump him
  • this is not a suggestion. there is a reason every one of your friends hates him.
  • the same goes if your boyfriend hates all of your friends. but the former is worse because your friends are people that will unconditionally love whoever you love.
• love should be easy, not hard.
• don't cheat on your significant. if you're struggling enough that you would consider it, just break up with them.