The nicknames are awesome, guys. Also, I feel that this list is incomplete.

• Oezil -Germany
• Saint Iker - Spain
• Alonso - Spain
• Pique - Spain
• Muller - Germany
• Landon - USA
• PAPADOPS - Greece
• Alex - Greece
• Samares - Greece
• Torres - Spain
• Dempsey (aka the Pink Ranger) - USA
• Klose (KLOSE, KLOSER, KLOSER!) - Germany