My kitty, Katzen, is an awesome little tortie. This is a list of things she finds fun - that I would never do.

• sticking her head in pants legs
• chewing laptop cords
• chasing the little red dot
• leaping from the table to window
• biting toes at 5 am
• licking her feet
• shoving her whole face into cups
• smacking into doors at high speeds
• licking the couch
• smacking the tv screen and yowling along
• standing on the chair arm and staring at the ceiling
• biting the hand that feeds you. literally