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• How would you rate your sex drive?
• You are sitting alone with a stack of videos and a vcr. Of the following which are you most likely to put on (1 is most, 10 is least)

The good the bad and the ugly,

dracula,

slc punk,

twin peaks fire walk with me,

jerry springer too hot for tv,

singing in the rain,

flash gordon,

the matrix,

blade runner,

the muppet movie

• Are you more likley to get or send random instant messages?
• If you were writing an ad telling people to come to your town what would you say about it?
• What part of your body can you not stand to get an itch on?
• How many people do you suppose have stolen that System of a Down album called 'steal this album'?
• Name a band you like:

What are/were this band's roots and influences?

• would you rather have a poster of john lennon or a cute fuzzy black cat?
• make a public service announcement:
• What makes you feel the need to escape?
• You and your signifigant other, crush, interest etc...who is the ernie and who is the bert?
• When was the last time you did something and later asked yourself 'did I do the right thing?'?
• What do you find it hard to say goodbye to?
• What is your fantasy valentine's day like?
• If you had to have a color for a name, what color would it be?
• Should preference be given to minority students during the college admission process?
• Sweet wine, fresh crisp appples, bagles with creme cheese and lox...what is the most incredibly luxurious food?
• Is there really anything to fear in communism?
• Best sesame street character:

most annoying sesame street character:

• feast or famine?
• Write a poem right here in five minutes or less:
• Do you stay and help clean up after a party?
• Why was the teddy bear named after teddy roosevelt?
• What are you the prince or princess of?
• Some people think that Christmas should be taken off of public school calanders because it is politically incorrect. What aould you say to this?
• Would you rather go to an excorcism or a step aerobics class?
• Do you believe in spells and curses?
• What tv show does your family watch together?
• What's on your calander this year?
• Is anything ruining your life?

What?

• How was life meant to be lived?
• What is your usual breakfast?
• If you had kids, would you worry about what they did online?
• Will you be maxin and relaxin this weekend?

If not, what are your weekened plans?

• Who has the most interesting story to tell:

someone who used to fly to asia as a drug trader

the ceo of Nike

a nyc homeless person

a preacher's wife

• What do you have a bad feeling about?
• Do you have a lot to say?
• If a smallpox vaccine was offered to you, would you take it?
• Would you ever work at a kissing booth?

how about a dunking booth?

• There is a woman who paints by stripping naked, rolling around in paint and then pressing her body against the canvas. What do you think of her art?
• Have you ever bought something you saw on tv?
• Name a relative:

that relative dies unexpectedly. On the same day 9/11 happens. You can either bring back your relative or bring back 1/2 the people who dies on 9/11. What do you do?

• Have you gone mental?
• What do you think of jews for jesus?
• Has anyone ever tried to 'save' you?
• Quick! picture santa clause in your head...

Was he black or white when you pictured him?

• Would you ever buy a black santa clause?
• or take your kids to vist a black santa clause?

why or why not?

• What do you smell like?
• What kind of soup do you eat?
• What have you heard about the next Harry Potter book?

Will you pre-order it?

• Would you rather go out or stay in?
• What's your favorite song to hear on halloween?
• What song makes you feel all tingly like you want to laugh and scream and cry?
• If you were starting a website that was not about you, what Would it be about?
• Do you ever take the long way just for fun?
• '..and god said let there be ____and there I was.'

Fill in the blank, as if if you were talking about yourself.

• What do you think of when you hear the word 'mill'?
• What do you think of when you hear the name:

weird al?

bob dylan?

michael jackson?

henry rollins?

billy idol?

gary numan?

will smith?

paul mcartney?

alice cooper?

J Lo?

• What is one social disater you have had?
• Can you moonwalk?
• If a presidential candidate went on late night tv, picked up a guitar and rocked out on it and could really play, would that influence you to like/respect them more?
• If it was possible for people to instantly change from one sex to another, would everyone be straight in the end?

Would you change your sex?

• Finish the sentance: nobody broke your heart, if you're alone...
• Would you rather have a best friend OR a boyfriend/girlfriend on a Friday night?
• Would a woman rather be complimented about her intelligence OR her looks?
• Do you tend to think of the right thing to say after the moment is gone?
• Would you rather a potential mate have nice hair OR nice legs?
• Okay,…. nice hair OR a nice rack/bulge?
• What is one thing you thought you would enjoy, but actually didn’t?
• Be in the spotlight OR in the shadows?
• What is your favorite part of the newspaper?
• What in your life has been an “acquired taste” for you?
• Do you find sunlight makes you happier?
• If you could conquer one fear, it would be...?
• What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do or heard anyone has done?
• How do you feel about the fact that J-Lo earns 37 million dollars a year?

Do you buy anything that contributes to her salary?

Is J Lo the ultimate ideal of what a woman should be?

• What is unforgettable beauty?
• Worst fashion mistake EVER:
• What is your advice to someone on their first date?
• Is there a musical performer more ridiculous than Avril Lavigne (I don't think there is)?
• What is the best:

daytime talk show?

late night talk show?

• Are you afraid of total freedom?
• Do you live in an invisible prison?
• Who do you feel distant from, that you used to be close to?
• Rate the following song lyrics (1 = you like it the most, 9 = you like it the least).

Maybe you shouldn't care/throw away those dreams/& dare

Eden lets me in/I find the seeds of love/And climb upon the highwire/I kiss and tell all my fears

I know the pressure is on/In a race for the life of endless love/If it seems to much/Remember/All these things are endless

I see the wind, oh I see the trees/Everything is clear in my heart/I see the clouds, oh I see the sky/Everything is clear in our world

Inflatable doll/Lover ungrateful/I blew up your body/But you blew my mind

Well I jumped into the river/too many times to make it home/I'm out here on my own/drifting all alone/and if it doesn't show/ give it time/to read between the lines

The very thought of you makes/My heart sing/Like an April breeze/On the wings of spring/And you appear in all your splendor/My one and only love

now I've had lots of girls/most of them from other worlds/but lookin through the galaxey/the valley girls are the ones for me

I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion/the clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing/so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?/it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

• Can you name any of the nine bands/songs above?
• What would your reaction be if a total stranger called to say s/he loved you and told you that you were to pass the message on to others in a telephone call you make yourself?
• Would you like to take a journey to jupiter?
• Can you crack nuts in your bare hands?
• Do you take walks at night?
• Beavis and Butthead or daria?
• Cow or chicken?
• Do you think you will visit China in this life?
• Are you having a happy day?
• When was or will be your 'golden birthday' (when your age is the same as your birthdate, like turning 17 on the 17th)?
• Enlighten everyone with something profound:
• When has the third time been the charm for you?
• What is kinda sick, but fun?