- "unless you work here, or sleep with someone who works here you need to go home" ~b n b at bar time, back in the day
- "shut up and paddle" ~the girls, bwca summer '01
- "way to go city! way to be!!" ~eric in the bus upon entering gordes, france summer '04
- "i can't eat candycanes! it's like eating a reindeer . . . candy canes are toys, reindeer are people!" ~either katie or virg ( i have to look that one up + chuck's quote about georgia o'keefe)
- "i wish you a disease free happy valentines megHon . . . " ~skinner '07
- "if you love something set it free. if it comes back it's yours forever. if it doesn't, hunt it down and drag its ass back!" ~jon
- "i know!!!" (said like monica on friends) ~allie & i
- "jesus, mary & joseph and the wee fucking donkey!" ~me, stolen from baz
me & lauren:
- "there's a string . . . kinda like a fuse . . ." ~lauren, summer '07
- "suck my top 8!" ~me to lauren, same night, summer '07
- "if i was the kind of girl that danced on bars . . . " ~lauren & i
- "good in theory, kinda like communism" ~lauren
- "1,2,3 go . . . " ~lauren & i
- "i don't know what yer talkin about . . . i shit glitter!" ~me, thanksgiving '07
- when asked about sports: me "i don't do things with balls" lauren "that is such a lie!"
- "are you scot rodeheaver's little sister?"
- "smelllllls liiiiike CHICKENS!" ~lauren, on the way to the perry fair
- "they don't have degrees or anything. they're just quick thinkers!" ~lauren
- "do you wanna talk about it?" ~lauren (as i peel the label off my beer bottle)
- "all i can taste is slut!" ~me (after taking redheaded sluts) dec. '07
- me:"am i so going to hell?" lauren:" well ya, but not for THAT!" july '08
- "jesus, mary & joseph. for fucks sake . . . FOR FUCKS SAKE! i'd never hit a woman but i'd shake the shit outta you!!"
me & weatherly:
- "those who live in glass armies should not throw stones" ~me
- "children, acting like premenstral sorority girls, armed with dicks, claiming to be men . . . if you ask me that's what i call a weapon of mass distruction." ~me
- "fuck all y'all. 'cept y'all" ~weatherly
- "Let's take the rosaries I got to send to the boys and bless them in Jameson, eh? ~weatherly
- weatherly: Dude why are there so many 4-legged creatures running around?!
me: Because the bug man just came. They are coming out to die. weatherly: Only in Savannah does this logic make sense. 8/19/2005
- me: "allah's a fucking bored, lonely, hacker! he's prolly on a PC too"
weatherly: "no shit, right?! Probably a Dell no less...."