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First of all, I've read all the books and I've seen the four movies. So, I know what I'm talking about.

  • Robert Pattinson is one of the worst actors EVER!
  • Kristen Stewart definetely isn't at her best.
  • The story is too damn boring.
    • Too cliché, too predictable, too repetitive.
    • Bella almost dies a hundred times. And Edward always saves her.
    • Edward is too perfect. It seems he has no flaws!
    • Bella has no personality.
    • They fall in love way too quickly and the reasons given why are that he's hot and she smells good.
    • Summarizing, it's too sexist.
    • Poor main conflit. And, honestly, I couldn't find a real climax.
  • All the vampire's rules are broken.
    • Com'on! He SPARKLES!
  • Lack of character development.
    • Including Alice's (I mean, she 's the only interesting character in the entire novel).
  • The word fangs were NEVER used.
    • Isn't it supposed to be about vampires?
oct 2 2010 ∞
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