- The most interesting Man in the World quotes.
by rpm750 on Fri May 21, 2010 5:43 pm
- He walks with God, not only on earth...
- He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
- Midgets look up to him.
- Ghosts fear him.
- He tips an astonishing 100%.
- Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
- When sailing the wind is always at his back.
- Panhandlers give him money.
- He does Calculus in his head.
- He always rounds to five decimal points.
- He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
- His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
- He's never not sat up straight.
- As a toddler he taught others to walk.
- At the book store people crowd to see him read.
- Athletes seek his autograph.
- His passport requires no photo.
- He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
- When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
- He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
- When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
- His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
- Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.
- When he walks and talks with God, there are 4 sets of prints in the sand, The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost all attend his walks.
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