• The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

by rpm750 on Fri May 21, 2010 5:43 pm

  • He walks with God, not only on earth...
  • He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
  • Midgets look up to him.
  • Ghosts fear him.
  • He tips an astonishing 100%.
  • Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
  • When sailing the wind is always at his back.
  • Panhandlers give him money.
  • He does Calculus in his head.
  • He always rounds to five decimal points.
  • He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
  • His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
  • He's never not sat up straight.
  • As a toddler he taught others to walk.
  • At the book store people crowd to see him read.
  • Athletes seek his autograph.
  • His passport requires no photo.
  • He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
  • When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
  • He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
  • When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
  • His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
  • Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.
  • When he walks and talks with God, there are 4 sets of prints in the sand, The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost all attend his walks.
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