- Devoured by a leopluredon while swimming in the ocean, or walking along the beach. 3x the size of the avg. man, stupid floppy flippers, and 2-3 rows of sharp, prickly teeth. Ok, I might've made up the teeth-rows bit.
- kidnapped by a serial killer & starved to death in a black box.
- infected cat scratch
- complications of infected bite from a spoiled toddler
- sepuku (not to be confused with its equally lethal cousin, sudoku)
- serial killer
- Shakespeared! (TGS reference)
- eaten by worms
- dissolved in acid
- poisoned by the bite of a deadly venomous beast
feb 19 2014 ∞
jan 2 2015 +