• If I were a month, I’d be October.
  • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
  • If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
  • If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
  • If I were a sea animal, I’d be a manatee.
  • If I were a direction, I’d be West.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge.
  • If I were a liquid, I’d be coldbrew coffee.
  • If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.
  • If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.
  • If I were a tool, I’d be a tiny screwdriver.
  • If I were a flower, I’d be a balloon flower.
jan 15 2011 ∞
apr 22 2016 +
  • Adirondack houses
  • Alamo Drafthouse
  • aloe juice
  • Animal Crossing
  • arcades
  • art nouveau
  • avocado
  • beer
  • book stores (i’ve worked in one for seven years lmao)
  • breakfast food
  • Cabernet Sauvignon
  • cereal for dinner
  • chocolate and biscuit-based Japanese snack foods (especially Every Burger)
  • cinnamon
  • coffee
  • cold fronts
  • competitive karaoke
  • cookies & cream candy bars
  • Copic pens
oct 1 2010 ∞
sep 6 2021 +
  • "-ip" rhymes
  • accidentally speaking in rhyme
  • American Horror Story
  • Britpop
  • cap sleeves
  • cargo shorts
  • catching a sea bass
  • chalkboards
  • cilantro
  • drawings of one eye
  • The Eagles
  • farm-to-market roads
  • fluorescent light
  • foam hand soap
  • fragrance commercials
  • gender roles
  • grabbing a cart with a wonky wheel
  • IPAs
  • large characters: mascot costumes, parade balloons, large cardboard cut-outs, etc.
oct 1 2010 ∞
mar 26 2021 +