• we put in work

• we likey
• esp. Battlefront
• did I say we like Battlefront?
• Sally doesn't like the Lana Del Rey song. Becky does. As does Sally's boy toy. And caryn.
• Did you know that Lana Del Rey currently lives in Becky's dad's old apartment??

• whenever I see the word "theater" I think of Ms. O'Connor saying it with her pseudo british-affected accent
• also I think of my roommate who says it the-A-ter
• becky says it "thear-ter"

• 42! [insert hitchhikers guide to the galaxy joke]
• I sport
• My school sports
• Becky sports, specifically in the sport of curling
• she is going to nationals
• that's pretty sweet

• Hi, I'm a Mac
• and Becky's a PC
• we both loved Roller Coaster Tycoon and Zoo Tycoon growing up, those were the shit
• and the sims obvi
• and oregon trail DUH, for Sally anyways

• ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
• more like relationSHITS
• Becky might be in one?

• Never by store brand windex or dayquill (thank me later)
• our names are basically a brand, come on
• the internet is really the only product we need
• we love frosted animal crackers (pink and white) and Tabasco cheez its!!

• DOWNTOWN SILVER SPRING, especially the astro turf, rip astro turf you are forever missed :'(
• Knoebel's
• The heater in the back hallway at Eastern Middle School
• The floor near the lockers at Blair
• Our houses
• Sarah's trampoline
• Our table at Noodles and Company

• 4th grade opera, never forget.
• middle school plays. remember when becca was the dog catcher and Peter was the dog?
• lallalalalalalala

• Becky likes making my notes look pretty
• I think Cornell notes are stupid
• I use roman numeral format all the time yo
• becky uses bullets and big indents and sometimes she colors things
• she's basically a free spirit
• so no mainstream

• Beauty and the Beast was awesome today
• Josie and the Pussycats is a Sally, Becky and co. classic
• as are Moulin Rouge and Phantom of the Opera
• All Disney movies are quality
• Mary Kate and Ashely movies have a special place in our hearts
• we used to have a movie club, aka we watched movies sometimes
• it was really unique at the time okay
• true life: our moms still call our friend group "the movie group"
• life lesson: apparently 12 year old nicknames tend to stick with the older crowd

• so many
• especially this one:

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• we run on treadmills and shit
• so we can eat donuts at 4AM
• Becky put a carrot in a smoothie today so she is basically the queen of health
• Sally needs to go back to school so she can go to the gym

• we just ate a lot of it
• but we'll be hungry by 4 AM
• we are in a food comaaaaaaa lolzzzz

• you know that obscure film
• that was a good one
• if you call them "films" you need to re-evaluate your life

• 4th grade: we met and invited each other to each other's birthday parties which means we were friends
• Not becoming patrols = bonding moment
• 4th grade opera
• 7th grade we went to Los Angeles that was sweet
• Knoebels!
• 8th grade we went to New York, that was fun as well
• 9th grade was awkward but we existed
• ~~~~ lala stuff goes here ~~~~
• 12th grade tea party
• summer drinking with random people we met that night
• FALL BREAK 2012! It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

• girls don't read books
• unless you're Belle, who is an odd girl
• David Copperfield is a book
• Harry Potter is fun in French too
• Becky borrowed 1984 from me but didn't read it yet uh oh
• bookwermz

• Monet is chill
• those hipster photo shoots are weird
• we know the art of flailing at boys
• does making lists count?
• lists are my preferred medium

• girl
• white
• almost nineteen hollaback
• Maryland
• awkward with boiz
• Size 8
• brown hair don't care
• freshmenz in collage
• STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT
• loving lists, loving life

• Go to the gym often.
  • Take some classes like yoga and kickboxing
• Read Read Read
  • School books
    • The Life of Pi
    • Three Cups of Tea
    • Into the Wild
  • Ender's Game
  • Girl with a Dragon Tattoo
  • Under the Dome
• Work on that tan without entirely burning to a crisp. Jergens Express Glow perhaps?
• Go to the pool whenever possible :]
• eat healthily. smoothies + salads + lots and lots of water. yumm
• manage finances. save up a lot of money f...

• Having sex in the back seat of a car in broad daylight during rush hour in a busy parking lot right next to the highway. Need I say more?
• Not stopping when someone gets out of the car right next to you.
• Still not stopping when other people come up and gawk.
• Bringing your class of underclassmen to the seniors-only courtyard. And they thought they'd get away with it...
• Spraying silly string during lunch because it's someone's birthday. Really? That shit smells. And the janitors hate you enough as is.

• we already did this check the links yo
• babyelephants.com is for sale if you didn't know that
• shit did you know it's a Tuesday??????

• Tonight:
• Play some battlefront
• Play some COD domination
• watch lots more Revenge
• go to Dunkin Donuts at its opening at 4 AM
• Later in life:
• go skiing
• go to Knoebel's again
• FALL BREAK ROUND 2, could be spring break
• go to each others' weddings
• be old and shit
• set our children up to get married without saying it outright
• or saying it outright
• at least have them play together because come on

• Am I the only one who still think iPads are stupid
• Becky says I am
• What about iPad mini though, come on
• meanwhile, on the phone front, becky's boy toy responds 7 hours later!

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• da fuq?
• gas is pretty cool I guess
• boys WITH resources are all I need (see what I did there?) #teamshallowbitch

• "remember monkey?"
• check our last two tweets for good ones
• "we are the feminine version of bros"
• lalalala can't remember now but later maybe

• we don't listen to podcasts
• just kidding becky does. she listens to My Brother My Brother and Me and a podcast about Gravity Falls which is some show on disney
• Gravity Falls sounds like Bever Falls which is a hilarious E4 show

• Becky has one cat
• Sally has 2 cats
• Sally wants two kittens for school
• Becky wants a puppy to replace her in her house
• Boys are basically pets. They're really cute but then they tear all your stuff up. And then forget to text you back.

• Peter is a zombie
• Sally has graffiti on her ceiling in the basement except not
• we couldn't confront Peter at dinner about his zombie ways!!!
• boys suck
• we have a love-hate relationship with them
• and with most things

• we used to text lyrics to each other but we've upgraded to snapchatting lyrics to each other a lot
• becky had an NDE when she almost sent Sheryl Crowe lyrics to her boy toy
• that's why snap chat is better
• Our song will always be Come Sail Away
• and Material Girl
• The First Cut is the Deepest gets the people goin

• [insert zelda joke]
• lemonylace.tumblr.com is my dresses blog
• reddit.com is fun
• facebook.com is great
• websudoku.com is how becky spends 90% of her time
• allrecipies.com is the shit

• we have them
• blogging
• making lists
• freaking out about boys who don't text back
• baking
• not that kind of baking
• discussing the state of current colloquialisms
• especially those relating to drugs because we don't know much about that now do we?
• seriously though

• that's us

• Becky has no money
• neither does Sally
• Becky spent money even though she didn't have a job that one time
• sally got a job teaching art at an art camp this summer
• who knew

• We are family
• my parents are awkward
• becky's mom embarrassed the shit out of her on Saturday
• and her dad fulfilled his duty as awkward father
• boys + parents do not mix successfully
• fun fact sally's parents have never met any of her boy things
• "boy toys", in Becky's father's language
• parents are weird but nice

• fun fact: becky and sally like boys
• I think we managed to fit them into every list so far except books
• wait David Copperfield is totally a boy
• So yes
• Crushes that don't know we exist:
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Half the cast of Revenge
• The guy from My Day with Marilyn who is also in Les Mis
• Chris Pine!
• Lucas Till
• Chase Crawford duh
• Sean from the bachelor
• Ben Barnes!!!!
• that guy from Love Actually Rodrigo something omg
• Real life, aka ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CRUSHES!:
• Connor Welch
• Matt Flamand hehehe

• Once upon a time
• Becky and Sally broke the internet
• I can't breathe
• fuck

• fuck activism
• get money
• I guess you could give some of the money to poor people too

• An Education
• Precious
• Alice in Wonderland
• The Hills Have Eyes (lovelovelovelovelove)
• Never Been Kissed
• Harold and Maude
• Seven Pounds (second time, still lovelovelove)
• The Matrix (seen a kajillion times, still a favorite)

• for school
  • journalism
    • restaurant review
    • teacher beat
    • reporter's notebook
  • read EL&IC
  • NSL
    • Music Video
    • essay
  • French
    • Workbook HW
    • Rue Cases-Negres questions
• for life
  • clothes shopping
  • practice tumbling for tryouts
  • running

• Becky wishes I didn't leave on friday/ that she left on friday too
• We wish boys didn't suck
• did you know becky's boytoy calls frisbee golf "frolf"???

• let's go places
• like dunkin donuts

• We are watching Revenge
• We are masters of watching multiple seasons of T.V. in the span of a few short days
• Becky's favorites: all of the T.V. shows...
• Sally's favorites: Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Revenge, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, okay it goes on but this is sad

• trolololololol
• I like the Flying Spaghetti Monster
• becky prays and stuff sometimes
• She's UU though so she does what she wants holla

• we went to drew and eastern and blair
• and now becky goes to md
• and sally goes to usc
• school is a chill place to go and learn things
• I bet I could SCHOOL you in a rap battle
• or a battle of wits
• or a battle of boy toys

• Fact: Sally's boy toy works at the school radio

• Am I the only one who didn't think Michele Bachmann was all that attractive?
• Putin is the shit
• Becky has nothing to add
• Except "Bo Obama for President 2016"

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• Becky's family: they're pretty cool
• Sally's family: they're pretty cool as well
• Sarah Harper: Needs to catch up with us!
• Becca Ederer: Is an ass hat for going to New York instead of hanging out with us before school

• trashy things and trashy people interest us
• we can't really say we haven't been those people before though
• in other news, we are getting tired and it's only 8:00 oh no
• we are old people

• Seventeen will not stop coming to either of our doors. it's like a clingy stalker ex-girlfriend
• I had to subscribe to an e-magazine for French which is a rip-off in my opinion
• whatever happened to people photocopying stuff, it was like old school pirating
• when did that stop

• we may act 40 years old in some respects but this is taking it a little too far
• Becky is mad at Lady's Home Joural because they're making Kathy Lee and Hoda not drink all month so fuck that
• gardens are chill but they take a lot of work
• I prefer cats

• Star Wars Battlefront
• Star Wars Battlefront 2
• Call of Duty Domination
• Sally also likes skyrim and the AC series
• and fallout
• we play no games

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• WE ARE BODY BUDDIES!
• we have a passion for fashion
• did you know the bratz are racist, I didn't
• they're fashionable
• really though, who needs a Mariachi band in their kitchen

• we r in kawledge
• becky does math
• I do brains
• Becky also does money and sally also does Europe but those are not as fun
• we are the most popular jklolz math + brains = friends
• at least we have each other

• Sally has 4, Becky has 2
• lol most of ours don't have followers lol
• you are welcome to follow us in the blogosphere

• fuck bitches get money
• star wars battlefront
• occasionally COD
• waiting desperately by our phones
• going to Dunkin Donuts at 4 AM to get donuts right when it opens
• going to Harris Teeter at 3 AM to confuse the people that work there
• drinking tea at 2 AM to confuse our own internal circadian rhythms
• Facebook stalking at 1 AM because duh
• we're done rocking around the clock but we do like oldies k

• There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how, because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, you're my wonderwall (Wonderwall)
• Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime, promise me that all you say is true, that's all I ask of you (All I Ask of You)
• In a town that's cold and gray, we will have a sunny day, don't you know that I belong arm in arm with you baby? (Raindrops)
• It's alright, and I put myself in his hands, and I hold on to secrets, in white houses (White Houses)
• I have dreams of orca whales and owls, but I wake up in fear, you will never be my, you will never be my, dear, will never be my, dear dear friend (Hotel Song)
• To die by your side would be a heavenly w...

• The Middle- Jimmy Eat World
• Weightless- All Time Low
• Paranoid- Kanye West
• Just Breathe (2 AM)- Anna Nalick
• Shadow of the Day- Linkin Park
• Relax, Take it Easy- Mika
• 100 Years- Five for Fighting
• 21 Guns- Green Day
• So Yesterday- Hilary Duff [:
• Bulletproof- La Roux
• Raindrops- Regina Spektor