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Samuel Equality Krauth was born in a cramped mud-hut, deep in the vast deserts of Fargo, ND. He attended public school where he majored in not getting beaten up. He vaguely remembers being politely asked to leave at least one college, but due to extensive drug use he doesn't really remember which one. I'm guessing not ivy league. He has dreamed of being a stand up comic ever since he first started...

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PRIVACY
  • 272 – Constantine the Great, Roman emperor
  • 1689 – Pietro Gnocchi, Italian composer, choir director, historian, and geographer
  • 1702 – Johann Valentin Görner, German composer
  • 1807 – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American poet
  • 1890 – Freddie Keppard, American jazz musician
  • 1902 – John Steinbeck, American writer
  • 1904 – James T. Farrell, American writer
  • 1930 – Peter Stone, American writer
  • 1932 – Elizabeth Taylor, British-American actress
  • 1934 – Ralph Nader, American author, activist and political figure
  • 1937 – Barbara Babcock, American actress
feb 8 2012 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
  • Are You Afraid of the Dark
  • Arthur
  • Animaniacs
  • Beetleborgs
  • Boy Meets World
  • Brady Bunch
  • Care Bears
  • Darkwing Duck
  • Dinosaurs
  • Doug
  • Duck Tales
  • Eureka's Castle
  • Even Stevens
  • Family Matters
  • The Flinstones
  • Fraggle Rock
  • Full House
  • Ghostwriter
  • Legends of the Hidden Temple
  • Looney Tunes
  • Magic School Bus
oct 13 2010 ∞
oct 13 2010 +
  • As I got older and started my career he was always so supportive of me and praised my talent and drive.
  • Camping at Strawberry Lake and playing board games in our tent.
  • Going to Fryn' Pan for lunch with him once a month to catch up.
  • Going to get doughnuts from Dunkin' Doughnuts early in the morning before going to Smart Skate.
  • He and my brother making a tree house/swing set in our back yard.
  • He use to take me to United Music and let me pick out a stuffed toy and play games.
  • Him never being around growing up the way he was for my other siblings.
  • His softball-sized brain tumor and the 38 hour surgery it took to remove it and the surgery causing the loss of the use of his right hand.
oct 2 2010 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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COMMUNITY / REGIONAL / PROFESSIONAL

  • Anything Goes (Sailor/Dance captain)
  • Bare (Peter)
  • Beauty and the Beast (Beast)
  • Broadway Cares; Equity Fights AIDS - Chicago (guest artists Harvey Fierstein and Bruce Vilanch) (backup dancer)
  • Cabaret (Victor)
  • Cats (Tumblebrutus)
  • Charm, The (directed by Jason Alexander) (Charlie)
  • Chicago (Dance captain)
  • Chicago (Amos Hart)
  • Christmas Carol, A (Bob Cratchet)
  • Clue: The Musical (Mr. Boddy)
  • Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol, A (Sven Yorgensen)
  • Evita (Ensemble)
  • Grease (Teen Angel)
  • Gypsy (starring Patti LuPone) (Male Chorus)
apr 27 2009 ∞
feb 7 2012 +
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  • Alcoholic drink - Rum and Coke
  • Best friend - Dan Wheeler
  • Boyfriend - Carson
  • CD Purchased - DC Talk Jesus Freak
  • Concert - Newsboys - Shine Tour
  • Crush - Tracy Ritland - age 3
  • Detention - Junior High. Thanks a lot Dan!
  • First actual show - Alice in Wonderland - 8th grade - Moorhead Junior High
  • First Grade Teacher - Mrs. Miller
  • Foreign country visited - Canada (age 4)
  • Heartbreak - Kris
  • Job - Dishwasher/Host/Server at Fry'n Pan
  • Kiss - Amber Rassmussen - 4th grade
  • Lead role - We Hazz Jazz - 4th Grade - Thomas Edison.
  • Pair of figure skates: Age 3
  • Performance on stage - Sleeping Beauty - age 4 - Camria Ballet Academy
feb 25 2009 ∞
oct 2 2010 +
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  • Breaking in to a Cemetery at 2am
  • Climbing fire escapes...lots of different ones in many different cities.
  • Climbing a bluff in Scotland
  • Dancing like a crazy person in the pouring rain
  • Getting Arrested
  • Getting lost in South Chicago...scary as hell!
  • Performing in front of between 1,000 and 8,000 people in RENT!
  • Protesting in Chicago and NYC (Equality, Prop 8, etc.)
feb 25 2009 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • Bus (around Chicago, London, and NY...also the Greyhound to and from Chicago)
  • Car (my truck makes me smile)
  • Plane (many times to Chicago, London, LA, NY, Pennsylvania, Ohio)
  • Subway (Chicago, NY, and London)
  • Train (from London to Scotland and Amtrak to and from Chicago)
feb 20 2009 ∞
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  • Bolthouse Farms C Boost and Green Goodness
  • Chocolate
  • Ecchinacia (sp?)
  • Green Machine-Naked Juice
  • Green Tea
  • Honey
  • Netti Pot
  • Red Tea!!
  • Vitamin C
feb 20 2009 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • I'd totally go gay for Christian Bale
  • Straight for Natalie Portman
  • I'd go gay for Oprah
  • Straight for Maggie Gyllenhaal
  • Gay for her brother
  • Straight for Nathan Lane
  • Gay for Ryan Gosling
  • Straight for Meryl Streep
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 7 2012 +
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  • SNAKES
  • SPIDERS

I've been known to jump on top of freezers when in the same room as a spider. And I'm even worse with snakes. I can't even look at a picture.

feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • I'M OBSESSED WITH MY FRIENDS!
feb 19 2009 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
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  • Becoming a Super Hero!
  • Being with my friends
  • Broadway
  • Chicago
  • Financial stability
  • First solo album
  • Gay marriage being legal
  • Halloween
  • Justice
  • Love
  • New York
  • Rehearsal
  • Sleep
  • Traveling
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • When I was 5 years old We were living in Americana (south of Moorhead but not quite to Sabin) and we had this huge shed in our backyard. One spring we kept hearing meowing coming from the shed area. We finally inspected the situation and ended up finding a cat and 8 kittens living underneath the shed. So we gave the kittens away and kept the mommy, naming her Snickers. Had her for a good 5 years before she passed away.
  • Around the same time we had a dog named Millie (A.K.A Piddles). One day my parents bought my sister a kitten she named Suzie Joy. Millie took well to Suzie and adopted her as her own. Suzie would try and nurse off of Millie which we thought was the cutest thing ever!
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • Being Fabulous
  • Benefits
  • Clyde Rock
  • Facebook!!!!
  • Guitar Hero
  • Nifty
  • Online Surveys
  • Performing
  • this.
  • Youtube
feb 11 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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feb 8 2012 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
  • Brenda Russell (Lamplighter South 2008-2009)
  • Carson Walker (Lamplighter South 2009)
  • Christine Blake (Ivers Building 2007)
  • Dan Wheeler (Lamplighter South 2008-2009)
  • Ian Hozak (College Dorm Roommate 2005-2006)
  • Jerry Krauth (1996-1997)
  • Laurie Seifert (Aggie. 2010)
  • Michael Erickson (Aggie. 2009-2010)
  • Molly Guck (Sherridan Pointe 2012)
  • Rachel Nielsen (Aggie. 2009-2010, Sherridan Pointe 2011)
oct 13 2010 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
  • Again (Shoshana Bean)
  • All I Could Do Was Cry (Etta James)
  • All The Things You Are (Ella Fitzgerald)
  • Always (Sutton Foster/Scott Alan)
  • And There It Is (Lisa Brescia/Scott Alan)
  • Anything Worth Holding On To (Crystal Monee Hall/Scott Alan)
  • As I Am (The Big Gay Musical)
  • Behind These Walls (Kerry Ellis/Scott Alan)
  • Believe (Lena Horne)
  • Blessing (Cheyenne Jackson/Scott Alan)
  • Come To Me (Shoshana Bean)
  • Cry (Eden Parker)
  • Distance You Have Come, The (Natalie Weiss/Scott Alan)
  • Dreams (Brandi Carlile)
  • End Song, The (Alisan Porter)
  • Fall (Ed Sheeran)
  • Falling (Florence + The Machine)
oct 2 2010 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • Chiseled torso
  • Eyes
  • Intelligence
  • Kindness
  • Humor
  • Loyalty
  • Musical talent of any kind
  • Sense of adventure
  • Passion and Drive
feb 25 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • English/Literature
  • History
  • Music (choir, band, music theory, etc.)
  • Psychology
  • Theatre
feb 25 2009 ∞
oct 2 2010 +
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  • Americana house
  • Argo
  • Ballet
  • Broadway in Chicago
  • Camria Ballet Academy
  • Camping trips with the whole family before the divorce.
  • CCPA
  • Chicago (the city and friends)
  • Childhood innocence
  • Currently I am missing most of my movie collection because it's still in CHICAGO!!!! UGH!
  • Family
  • Figure Skating
  • Financial Stability
  • Going over to my Grandparents house after school for snacks and cable TV.
  • High School
  • LA (the city and friends)
  • Living at home for free. haha
feb 20 2009 ∞
apr 27 2009 +
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  • Literally ANYTHING BUT most Rap and Metal but Musical Theatre definitely wins overall.
  • '80s
  • African Tribal
  • Anything with SOUL
  • Boy Bands
  • Classical
  • Country (SOME!)
  • Folk
  • Girl Groups with blackup singers
  • Gospel
  • Jazz
  • Musicals/Soundtracks
  • Oldies
  • Opera
  • Pop
  • R&B
  • Light Rock

I'm very eclectic

feb 20 2009 ∞
oct 2 2010 +
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  • Broadway World
  • Facebook
  • IBDB
  • IMDB
  • Listography
  • Nifty
  • Perez Hilton
  • Playbill
  • Yahoo mail
  • Youtube
feb 19 2009 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
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  • Financial Stability
  • Moving back to NYC or Chicago
  • New car
  • New lap top
  • Paying off bills
  • Traveling the world
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • King House Buffet
  • Erbert & Gerbert's!
  • Fry'n Pan
  • Mexican Village!!
  • Old Chicago weekday lunch buffet
  • Perkins
  • Fuckin' Taco Bell!!!
feb 19 2009 ∞
mar 3 2010 +
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  • Aaron Eckhart
  • Adam Pascal
  • Amy Spanger
  • Ana Gasteyer
  • Anthony Rapp
  • Becky Gulsvig (does she count now? haha)
  • Beyonce
  • Bruce Vilanch
  • Chita Rivera
  • Christian Bale
  • Christopher Plummer
  • Christopher Sieber
  • Cillian Murphy
  • Coen brothers
  • David Hyde Pierce
  • David Schwimmer
  • Donny Osmond
  • Eric Idle
  • Eric McCormack
  • Gary Oldman
  • Hank Azaria
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • Aladdin (4)
  • Captain Obvious (22)
  • Clown (8)
  • Cowboy (3)
  • Doctor (2)
  • Dorthy's Gay Cousin (21)
  • Dracula (11)
  • Hippy (17)
  • Mime (15)
  • Nerd (16)
  • Peter Griffin in his Daisy Duke phase (20)
  • Pumpkin (5)
  • Raggedy Andy (22)
  • Raggedy Zombie (23)
  • Random things I found in my closet and put on (10, 18, and 19)
  • Robot (7)
  • Samantha (8 months old...mom put me in a flower girl dress and white mary janes)
  • Straight (23)
feb 19 2009 ∞
oct 13 2010 +
  • 380 – Edict of Thessalonica: Emperor Theodosius I, with co-emperors Gratian and Valentinian II, declare their wish that all Roman citizens convert to trinitarian Christianity.
  • 425 – The University of Constantinople is founded by Emperor Theodosius II at the urging of his wife Aelia Eudocia.
  • 1560 – The Treaty of Berwick, which would expel the French from Scotland, is signed by England and the Congregation of Scotland.
  • 1594 – Henry IV is crowned King of France.
  • 1617 – Sweden and Russia sign the Treaty of Stolbovo, ending the Ingrian War and shutting Russia out of the Baltic Sea.
  • 1626 – Yuan Chonghuan is appointed Governor of Liaodong, after he led the Chinese into a great victory against the Manchurians under Nurhaci.
feb 8 2012 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
  • Bears
  • Bulls
  • Cubs
  • Twins
  • Redhawks
  • MHS Hockey, Football, Soccer, Wrestling, Swimming, Gymnastics, Basketball.
oct 2 2010 ∞
feb 8 2012 +

I skipped all the musicals. You're welcome. haha

  • Abigail - Zina Goldrich
  • Adam and Eve - Bob Marley
  • Alexa - Billy Joel
  • Alice Childress - Ben Folds Five
  • Alison - Elvis Costello
  • (Arthur's Theme) The Best That I Can Do - Hugh Jackman
  • Arnold and Willis & Dr. Drumond - Five Iron Frenzy
  • August's Rhapsody - August Rush
  • Ave Maria - Megan Mullally and Il Divo
  • Belle - Beauty and the Beast
  • Benjamin - Yo Yo Ma
  • Bennie and the Jets - Elton John
  • Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
  • Bobby Jean - Bruce Springsteen
  • Brother Louis - Stories
  • Captain Jack - Billy Joel
  • Carmen Sandiego - Rockapella
  • Cecilia - Simon and Garfunkel
jan 27 2010 ∞
mar 3 2010 +
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  • AIRPLANE RUNWAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Clubbing in Boystown
  • Coldstone
  • Driving around aimlessly belting out showtunes
  • 500 Days of Summer
  • Karaoke at the Elks
  • Long walks around Fargo/Moorhead holding hands
  • London
  • Lying under the stars in the back of my truck chain smoking and listening to Moulin Rouge at "The Spot"
  • Martinis + Weed = Stealing a tennis net
  • Prom 2009
  • Scotland + Fireworks
  • Snuggling and watching movies on the couch
  • StrawHat
  • Trollwood
  • Truck adventures
mar 4 2009 ∞
mar 3 2010 +
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  • When I was ages 3 through 5 living in Americana Estates, my parents would make a skating rink in our back yard for me and my siblings. The start of my figure skating career.
  • Roller and Ice skating with Danielle Fuller (my best friend in Bemidji)
  • Camping trips at Strawberry Lake with my family before my parent's divorce. We would play games and cook over the fire.
  • My father's brain tumor
  • My brother's car accident.
  • Christmases at my Grandparents playing Christmas music on their Jukebox and playing old school table-top arcade games.
  • Black Saturday 2008
  • Scotland trip summer 2003 with the cast and crew of WORKING at MHS.
  • When I got the call that I had gotten cast in RENT and the first time I walked on that stage.
feb 25 2009 ∞
mar 3 2010 +
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  • Algernon (mouse)
  • Audrey (cat)
  • Caramel (guinea pig)
  • Chloee (cat)
  • Kushka (cat)
  • Latte (guinea Pig)
  • Lila (cat)
  • Lorelai (gerbil)
  • Millie (dog)
  • Nicki (cat)
  • Roxie (cat)
  • Snickers (cat)
  • Suzie (cat)
  • do ex boyfriends count?
feb 20 2009 ∞
feb 8 2012 +
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  • Ballet slippers from age 4 on
  • Barbie and Cabbage Patch Dolls (I was soooo gay)
  • Fryfle (A Beta fish named after Fievel the mouse...But at the age of 3 I called him Fryfle)
  • LIGHTBRIGHT!!!!
  • Monkeys
  • Numerous art sets given to me by my godmother. I use to draw and paint a lot.
  • Panda Bears. Lots of them.
  • Raggedy Anne and Andy dolls made by my aunt Kitten
  • Rocking Chair (a mini one) made by my grandfather
  • Small white desk that opened up - I used it for art projects
  • Small wooden car just big enough for me to ride until I was, like, 8. My uncle made it and it had colored toy blocks in the back.
feb 20 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • American Psycho
  • Amityville Horror, The (Remake)
  • Asylum
  • Awake
  • Exorcist, The
  • Friday the 13th
  • HellBent
  • Hell House
  • Mary Poppins
  • Saw
  • Scream
  • Shining, The
  • Silent Hill
  • Skull & Bones
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The
feb 20 2009 ∞
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  • Bigotry
  • Greed
  • Hate
  • Hunger
  • Ignorance
  • Inequality
  • Not enough chocolate.
  • Poverty
  • Stupidity
  • War
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • Bemidji
  • Chicago
  • Fargo
  • Moorhead
  • New York
  • L.A.
feb 19 2009 ∞
dec 27 2010 +
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  • Jason Mraz's Rainbow Connection
  • Styx' Phantom of the Opera
  • Anything Shoshana Bean or Gavin Creel cover. haha
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +
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  • Beyonce
  • Backstreet Boys
  • Cher
  • The Chicken Dance
  • Christina
  • Gaga
  • Gym Class Heros
  • In The Heights
  • Jessie J
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Katy Perry
  • Ke$ha
  • LMFAO
  • Madonna
  • Michael Jackson
  • Natalia Kills
  • N*SYNC
  • Pink
  • Ricky Martin
  • Rihanna
  • Shoshana Bean
feb 19 2009 ∞
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  • Aladdin
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • All Dogs Go To Heaven
  • American Tail, An
  • Anastasia
  • Beauty and The Beast
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Emperor's New Groove, The
  • Happy Feet
  • Little Mermaid, The
  • Madagascar
  • Oliver and Company
  • Over the Hedge
  • Robots
  • Shrek
  • South Park
feb 19 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +