one day i'll put these fics in their own list

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PG

When the doorbell rings, Chanyeol expects a package. Instead, he gets a husband.

Kyungsoo can be very persistent. That's how Luhan found himself playing Juliet.

Kris is kind of an asshole.

Joonmyun is not quite sure what to do with the sight that greets him when he emerges from his room.

Luhan and four of his friends have been playing a dangerous game of dares. And after a dare that might have something to do with leopard-print underwear, a very colorful idea comes as a revenge, proceeding with lots of pictures and confusion.

baekhyun's taking a shower when the alarm goes off.

Kyungsoo wants things she thinks she can't have. (fem!Kyungsoo)

Professor Park is so hot, he has students flirting with him left and right. (fem!Luhan)

Minseok can't see faces, but Joonmyun’s a bit blind in his own way.

bros figuring out kissing (it's not a pretty sight).

jongin works at an ice cream parlour. sehun is a (initially unwilling) customer.

baekyeol are dating and both like jongdae, they're basically acting like bfs towards jongdae but he just doesnt get the hint.

Jongdae and Jongin are still adjusting to Sehun living with them.

Sehun has a neighbor with a cat who always sneaks in. Sehun starts to wonder how when he closes every window.

the first time sehun ever saw him, there was absolutely no spark—no fireworks bursting with color behind his eyes or love songs on repeat playing at the back of his mind.

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PG13

How to avoid replacing your best friend’s glasses (that you broke) because he looks hella hot without them on?

A simple dare to give Luhan, the annoying little Head Boy, a love potion gives Chanyeol unexpected results. Harry Potter!au.

Soulmate!AU. When Chanyeol knows his soulmate, he hadn't expected it to be his long time friend, and things went okay but then came Luhan.

Junmyeon fixes a lost bond by making another one.

junmyeon is a dream within a dream. memoirs of geisha!au.

The last thing Jongin expects is to find out she's pregnant. (fem!kailu)

It kind of sucks when his friends who are obviously dating drag Junmyeon along on their ski trip as third wheel, which is why nice hot strangers are such a relief to meet on a chair lift for two.

Chanyeol hates the fact that even as a child, he identifies with Dumbo the elephant. When he meets two strange boys, he finds himself torn between the role of Dumbo and the role of Timothy Mouse.

Just when Chanyeol thinks he knows Sehun and Jongin, they leave, and he doesn't realize how much he loves them until it hurts.

Baekhyun dies and is introduced to the glamorous world of reaping souls. He's got roommates. They like to laugh at him. (everyone’s already dead)

it hasn't felt like home after you

Joonmyun requests to be relocated to another city for work, only to discover a happy accident— his first love, his neighbor, Minseok.

Kyungsoo was a scientist from the past and Sehun was a student who just wants to get an A. Somewhere in the middle, they fall in love.

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PG15

Jongin asks Joonmyun if they can invite Sehun to join them.

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R

lu han is afraid of heights, among other things.

"baekhyun is so...loveable."

King-to-be Junmyeon finds a mute boy in a forest by his family’s estate. Will he prove to be more than just a mysterious stranger?

Oh Sehun inadvertently lets someone fall asleep on his shoulders—and it isn't his Joonmyeon hyung. There is minimal drool involved.

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NC17

there are very few things harder for joonmyun than being honest with himself.

"It's only fair that I should chase you across ten, twenty-five, a hundred lifetimes until I find the one where you'll return to me."

Jongin lives as a member of a poor carnival troupe, until one day he's taken in by a rich man to live with him and be the companion of his sick son.

Luhan needs his tailpipe cleaned.

Payback is sweet. And in this case, payback is also a strap-on dick up Chanyeol's ass. (fem!luhan)

Sehun is a young heir to an Executive-class family who inherits control of a factory. He comes to the factory complex to begin learning how it works. His bedroom has a large window that faces across an alleyway and right at a tenement for workers, and he soon notices the man who lives across from him is stunningly handsome, despite the fact that he’s always wearing his breathing mask and Sehun can only see his eyes.

Chanyeol discovers that Luhan has a sensitive neck. (fem!luhan)

When a mysterious visitor comes to Chanyeol and interrupts his midday nap, touching him in ways he never imagined another person could, who can blame Chanyeol for becoming a little obsessed? Especially when his mysterious stranger won't reveal who he is.

What can I do when that one person I'm finding solace from the most, is the one who's causing me pain? How can I want so desperately for him to wrap me up in his arms but also want so much for him to leave me alone?

Junmyeon has a ridiculously hot neighbor named Chanyeol who is always half-naked in his front yard. Chanyeol also has a boyfriend. Shit.

Chanyeol prepared something for Baekhyun.

On a friday night, you eavesdrop a conversation between your boss and his best friend

He used to be so gentle.

Baekhyun's infatuation with Junmyeon's body had been going on longer than he'd care to admit. Everything was under control, lust maintained to a low simmer, until Junmyeon performed shirtless three nights in a row and Baekhyun's need to touch him boiled over.

Jongin is flush with more than success, Chanyeol and Jongdae are evil, Lu Han is possibly trying to help, and Kevin mostly wants to cover his eyes and pretend he hasn’t seen anything.

In which Byun Baekhee has absolutely no decency and Jongdae's life (and dick) is made extremely hard by his best friend. (fem!Baekhyun)

there is no place for the complexities of other emotions apart from lust and desire in a strip club. unfortunately, someone did not get the memo. (fem!Baekhyun)

Luhan's favorite room is the library.

A part of Sehun has always belonged to the sea.

Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home. Or, conversely: Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.

To many people, Sehun doesn’t appear to fit the word kkangpae. Not the image and definitely not the underground society it operates in. But Jongin knows differently.

Sleeping with the lover of East Asia's most dangerous arms dealer wasn't one of Oh Sehun's brightest ideas.

Tao’s relationship with Joonmyeon is more complicated than it’s supposed to be and Tao doesn’t know how to stop. (daddy!kink)

It's exciting because no one knows but them even if it's right under their noses.

Two halves do not always make a whole. (fem!Baekhyun)

Baekhyun wants Joonmyun to be happy. But that entails certain sacrifices.

His best friend is an asshole.

Fixations are never a good thing where Baekhyun is concerned.

Lu Han likes filming Chanyeol, and Chanyeol gets off on being filmed.

luhan prided himself on taking his student council responsibilities very seriously so that did not entirely explain why chanyeol was on her knees, looking up at him with her lips stretched around his cock. (fem!Chanyeol)

'it’ll be great,' she’d said. and truthfully, luhan had already made plans for them, but when chanyeol had looked at him so eagerly with her mouth around his cock, all that he could do was mumble out a strangled fuck yes through the knuckles pressed against his lips as chanyeol sucked him off in the student council room for the fifth time that month. (fem!Chanyeol)

And he supposes in a way that Joonmyun does make him feel young again, careless and desperate and bumbling and free again.

Minseok didn't claw his way to the top just to babysit some silver-spooned brat who's never worked a day in his life. (space au)

Baekhyun has a thing for Sehun's ass.

Sehun’s favorite game plays out every Saturday evening. All he has to do is wait in the bedroom he shares with Jongin. He waits in complete darkness even as the moon ascends the sky and bathes the room in light. He waits with an excitement fluttering in his stomach and a heat burning through him.

Lu Han's boyfriends take care of him.

Minseok loves watching his boyfriend on stage.

Joonmyun doesn't want to get married.

jongdae makes the road trip for their anniversary a little more exciting.

by the time chanyeol walks back into the locker room after being in the swimming pool all day, he is definitely ready for a shower.

Sehun and Jongin are friends just looking for a hookup. They find him in Hollister.

Jongdae accepts partial responsibility for planting ideas in Chanyeol’s easily excitable brain.

Chanyeol keeps Baekhyun stuffed full of dick.

they leave their door open; he likes to watch.

baekhyun and chanyeol are the least subtle people on the planet, and it still takes jongin forever to get it.

walking in on your vice-captain on his knees and sucking off the newbie in the locker room should probably be more surprising than chanyeol finds it.

jongdae is never going to break up baekhyun and kyungsoo's arguments ever again

The rent-boy had been a birthday gift.

It’s a universal truth that Do Kyungsoo is the fucking scariest boss you could possibly have. Sehun knows it too well.

Jongin fantasizes about figures silhouetted against the glass window, heaving bodies pressing into the sheets.

University is decidedly turning out to be more eventful for Sehun than it is for Jongin whose main struggle right now is whether he should marathon Neon Genesis Evangelion before or during Hell Week.

i think we should invite someone to fuck with us.

Sehun doesn"t want new neighbors, but he wants the new neighbor.

Sehun's starting to think he'll only be able to weed out his feelings after he's had his teeth on the warm skin behind Jongdae's knee; after he's come across the regality of Jongdae's face and smeared it down to the lilt of his teasing mouth.

Jongin wonders what a finger in his ass feels like and Sehun wonders if ramen is back in stock on Mondays.

Baekhyun's got an obsession with Kyungsoo's boobs. (fem!Kyungsoo)

It's a really hot night, and Chanyeol finds his girlfriend in an interesting position. Warnings: swearing, fingering. (fem!Luhan)

Just because he is small framed and has narrow shoulders doesn't make him any less impressive down there.

When Chanyeol said Professor Kim was hot, Baekhyun didn't he meant "a gentleman with a panty-dropping smirk," but here she is feeling a little too hot for history. (fem!Baekhyun)

Baekhyun finds him first.

Baekhyun one thousand percent does not like Kyungsoo in that way. Unfortunately he forgot to tell his dick.

Christmas, a time for gift-giving, happiness, celebration, and maybe a bit of sexy lapdance, teasing, and dirty pants with some other wonderful things happening after that. (fem!Kyungsoo)

Minseok and Sehun’s casual relationship becomes a little more complicated when Jongin is added to the mix.

Baekhyun has a lot to confess and Yixing is the only one he wants to have hear it.

Minseok absolutely does not need a soulmate. And he certainly does not need a nineteen-year-old soulmate. Unfortunately for him, Baekhyun isn't one to take rejection well.

Baekhyun misbehaves a lot. Sometimes Minseok has to fix that.

Somehow, nineteen-year-old prostitute Baekhyun finds himself in possession of one teenage boy named Jongin who refuses to leave him alone.

Byun Baekhyun has inherited his father's position as owner of a company. It sucks. But at least his best friend--and former fling--Kim Minseok comes as part of the package. The downside? Baekhyun's still got feelings for his new assistant and they don't seem to be going away anytime soon.

Baekhyun is a distracting, noisy person in general, but that’s not why Kyungsoo is distracted right now.

As an idol, Sehun learns to deal with a lot of stress and expectations. However, when it began to get too much for him to deal with he approaches the other members for advice and is sent to Kyungsoo.

Or, where Kyungsoo helps Sehun get rid of some of his stress in the best way possible.

One would think he’s so big and as such is his heart, that Chanyeol would be able to handle his longtime crush on his best friend, and the budding one on his older roommate.

Chanyeol gets dicked by two guys. One has tentacles, the other, a good old-fashioned schlong.

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"(not so) friend verse"

Contrary to popular belief, Kim Jungyoon is not going out with Baekhyun and Chanyeol. (fem!Jongdae)

You know you could always ask for help. (fem!Jongdae)

Well it is scandalous! (fem!Jongdae)

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apr 30 2016 ∞
mar 6 2018 +