- A fabulous pair of new spring shoes. Maybe a few pairs.
- A pedicure to show off said fabulous shoes.
- A strong drink, preferrably a mango margarita. Yum.
- One of the 3 Vs: Vodka, Valium, Vacation...
- A deep tissue massage.
- From a very hot guy who can't speak.
- Chow mein.
- To be able to sleep for 12+ hours completely undisturbed.
mar 19 2009 ∞
mar 19 2009 +
- Lost
- Gossip Girl
- Grey's Anatomy
- Seinfeld
- The Office
- House
- I've seen parts of episodes, and I think I like it, but I've never seen an entire episode.
- Dancing With the Stars
- Desperate Housewives
- The Gilmore Girls
- The O.C.
- Nip/Tuck
mar 5 2009 ∞
mar 5 2009 +
- Angelina Jolie. I just don't believe the "holier than thou" hype around her.
- Claire Danes.
- Cloe Sevigny. Idk why.
- Scarlett Johanssen.
- Aubrey O'Day
- ...but only if I'm wearing latex gloves. I'm afraid I'd catch something.
- Justin Timberlake. He just seems so whiny.
- Kanye West
- Chelsea Handler, a little bit.
- She annoys me when she's a commenter on some shows.
- but i love her books, so I have to love her a little bit.
- Nancy Grace
- Bill O'Reilly
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 3 2009 +
- The squeaky sound Sharpies make when they write
- I even mute the TV when the Sharpie commercials come on.
- The sound of whistling.
- When I answer the phone at work and the person on the other end cuts me off.
- We have to answer the phone in a specific way, so usually when this happens, I just start over from the top.
- People who are too physically clingy. I I like my space.
- People who chew with their mouths open.
- People who let their kids run around unsupervised in the laundrymat.
- The laundrymat in general annoys me.
- My husband's truck.
- When people try to read something out lou...
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 3 2009 +
- Maybelline Dream Liquid Mousse foundation in Natural Ivory
- NYC Browser Brush-on Brow Powder in Brunette
- Palladio Eye Ink liquid eyeliner in Black
- Palladio Herbal Blush in Pinkee
- Loreal HIP eye duo in Foxy
- Maybelline Shine Free Oil Control Loose Powder in Light
- Loreal Double Extend Lash Extension Mascara in Blackest Black
- Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush Lip Gloss in Strawberry Fizz
- Bath and Body Works Fragrance Mist in Black Amethyst
- Bath and Body Works Body Lotion in Black Amethyst
feb 27 2009 ∞
feb 27 2009 +
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- Put a bra in the microwave to dry it after I spilled water on myself before going out.
- The underwire got so hot that it caught the bra on fire.
- Went commando to a doctor's appointment, not knowing I was going to have to walk around in a backless paper gown.
- I ended up wearing an extra gown, backwards.
- When a customer at the restaurant I worked out told me their dining companion was deaf, I gave the man a Braille menu.
- Ironed a brand new skirt before reading the tag that it was dry clean only and not to be ironed.
- Anyone know how to make an iron mark go away on a black skirt?
mar 5 2009 ∞
mar 5 2009 +
- Onions
- Tomatoes
- Mayonnaise
- Ranch Dressing
- Imitation crab
- Jalapenos
- yet I adore spicy Mexican food
- Menudo
- Sooo much hatred for menudo.
- Stuffing.
- Avocados
- I'm allergic and they make my tongue swell up.
- But I eat guacamole anyway.
- Pancakes
- I blame this on working at Denny's. The e...
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 5 2009 +
- Minute Maid frozen lemonade concentrate, and ice, in the blender.
- Blue curacao and lime juice
- Pineapple juice and grenadine
- A medium sized watermelon.
- Seriously, if you haven't tried this, you're missing out.
- I can offer instructions on how best to do this. First tip, don't ever use Crown Royal in place of vodka.
- Jello
- Generic raspberry soda
- This was found out accidentally in high s...
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 3 2009 +
- Law and Order: SVU
- this is actually the only L&O I watch
- America's Next Top Model
- Rock of Love: Bus
- also, Rock of Love Charm School
- The Soup
- Jeopardy!
- Wife Swap
- The Golden Girls
- What Not to Wear
- George Lopez
- The Golden Girls
- Family Guy
- Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader
- Cash Cab
feb 27 2009 ∞
mar 3 2009 +
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- I get at least one nosebleed a week, daily in the summer.
- I can't take aspirin, because it makes my nose bleed within hours of taking it.
- I can't chew gum, it swells my tonsils.
- I get tonsilitis at least once a year.
- When I was 17, they abscessed so badly I had to have a feeding tube. The only upshot was that I lost 12 pounds.
- I pretty much always have a canker sore.
- ...and got into an argument with a school nurse in junior high who told me these were caused by herpes. Uh, no bitch, that's cold sores.
- surprisingly, I have never had a cold sore.
mar 6 2009 ∞
mar 6 2009 +
- Rachel McAdams. I think my LJ expresses this nicely.
- Charlize Theron.
- Christian Slater, in his Heathers days.
- Robert Pattinson. Yeah, I jumped on that train.
- The Rock
- by which I mean Dwayne Johnson
- although i had a dream once that I was watching a movie that got raided and pulled from theaters because he got convicted of terrorism. Go figure.
- Lilo. I love her when she's curvy and cute, and I love her when she's a trainwreck.
- Mariska Hargitay
- Shia Lebeouf
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 6 2009 +
- Macaroni and cheese. Preferrably homemade, but any kind will do, even Easy Mac.
- My mom's lasagne, loaded with mushrooms.
- Dark chocolate.
- the darker, the better.
- Don't attempt to offer me white chocolate ever. If I'm already in a mood, don't risk it.
- Bread products. I would not survive long on the Adkins plan.
- Broccoli cheese soup.
- if its made properly. Its a delicate art.
- Pumpkin gingerbread cheesecake.
mar 3 2009 ∞
mar 3 2009 +
- Front Desk Manager (May 08-current)
- Front Desk Agent (August 2006-current)
- Waitress (November 2004-August 2006)
- Customer Care Operator (June 2004-November 2004)
- Human Resources Data Entry Clerk (August 2001-June 2004)
- Retail Sales Supervisor (February 2001-July 2001)
feb 27 2009 ∞
feb 27 2009 +
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