• brett update your lists.
• i'm in a funk, i got nothing to offer in return.

• louise brooks
• gael garcía bernal
• joaquin phoenix
• viggo mortenson
• angelina jolie
• charlize theron
• maggie gyllenhaal

• tofu hoagie
• biscuits and gravy
• fruit smoothie with hemp protein powder
• the stuffed tofu off the old menu at great sage
• a drippy gross ripe peach
• a big bowl of spinach salad
• chilled white tea with jasmine
• those smore cookies with peanut butter bottoms
• apples and peanut butter
• peanut butter with chocolate chips on a spoon
• burritos, all the time, anytime

• just like heaven
• dreaming of swaying in the tiny kitchen nook, head on shoulder
• looking like a junky, all the time
• where are my cure cds?
• gossip girl
• finding little things to build our house
• bird salt and pepper shakers
• wearing the cozy pants HE bought me
• using ezra as a cuddle buddy

• a brownie the size of my fist
• the new ashlee simpson song on repeat (i know, i know)
• things the way they were on friday
• a hot bath and a glass of champagne
• clothes and shoes to appear in my closet
• good smelling sheets all the time
• automatic dish cleaner (not dishwasher)

• slamming fleshy part of thumb in stapler: result 2 blood blisters
• catching shoulder on corner of wall: result tbd
• slipping up the stairs twice
• shin, meet wooden bed frame

• bonding time with a hawk. it was this close /----/
• laurel hill cemetery
• prepare your soul / not getting smashed at the philly hardcore show
• trying three places for lunch, all closed
• brett is a small baby who hides behind k.o. and me
• the cantina / frajitas
• mini tandem rides
• thinking about all my future plans and trips
• lazy weekend days
• spy kids. 3D!
• wristcutters
• syrupy sweet shots (ew!)
• holy hell, i am tired
• re...

• when i am reading a book in the space between the two doors, it isn't because i require half the drunk male population of the show to stop and ask about the book i am obviously engrossed in, it is because it is the one place with light and i could easily turn the kegs into a seat. don't ask me stupid questions. don't say hahaha books are cool! just walk away drunkies. far far away.
• pet peeve: when ...

• the cold stale coffee i drank on the way home. (duh, coffee at 1am)
• reading short stories.
• listening for a cici von to come home. i am going to be one of those moms...
• dozing off and dreaming about a herd of wild tigers (pride? group? turns out they aren't pack animals) who kept mauling the heck out of everyone around me.
• eating half a meatball sub before sleep.
• the riff stuck on repeat in my head.

• be able to run 50 miles. i am going to start training immediately. but the end of the month i hope to run 5 miles straight.
• stop getting killed in my dreams. at first i thought the person was representing one person in my life. now i know it is a weird mash up of past friends and foes. how the heck do you stop having nightmares?
• ride my bike from philadelphia to new hope, pa.
• take a weekend trip to m...

• my ears are still ringing. but my legs aren’t shaking anymore. fair trade.
• why why why?

2b. albuterol and stress make me shake so badly. visibly. ew.

• the lunachicks are the reason i have no hearing and no voice.
• my left ear is ringing at a higher volume and higher pitch than the right ear. is that normal?
• baltimore, i need a place to live, let’s solve this problem.
• sleazy should be a myspace mood.
• Ma...

• do not hang out with open wounds
• do not constantly emotionally vomit on those you love
• learn not to flap gums
• cooking will make people come together
• sharing tables and yuengling will make friends of strangers
• folding paper into swans is a tension reliever
• don’t let a friend talk you into putting icy hot where it doesn’t belong
• don’t let me talk you into any kind of dare or bet
• secret handshakes can ...

• salty chocolate - why can’t i find it on the east coast? dipping bites in sea salt isn’t cutting it.
• pop girl bands. i <3 p!nk (like, a lot)
• peanut butter on the roof of doggie mouths
• owning too many scarves and purses
• calling tech support with a fake southern accent
• still avoiding doing dishes

• Tracy and I own West Philadelphia.
• Hipster assholes can kiss our awesome mustaches.
• Our bike was the heaviest.
• There are nine bruises on my knees, a new cut on my hand, and chain grease on my thigh.
• The tandem seat was more comfortable than my bike seat.
• I have developed a severe cough in the past six hours.
• Secretly I love way more than I hate.
• Ezra and Muffy smell better than all other furry beasts com...

• the sun is shining, spring is coming
• lucille ball box sets
• ezra slept through the whole night. (should i be excited about a cat doing that, he isn't a baby)
• k.o. and i are busting out of town for much needed forget maryland time
• the adventures of prince achmed. you need to see this movie. NEED to

• all girl monday fun night / all woman identified non sober persons consenting to a night of drunken debauchery fun night
• juiced melons
• the reuben from liquid earth did not look acceptable
• cross stitching
• making plans
• math pins
• greasy fingers
• finding summertime fun shoes
• amazon cds, $2 for the disk, $2 and change for shipping
• clean bathrooms
• making the bed
• feeling alive, for once
• ezra's little cat sneezes!!!!!...

• the smell of buds
• sun dresses
• wearing sun dresses in the rain
• meandering bike rides
• lazy hammock reading sessions
• warm skin
• short shorts
• tea for fun, not necessity

• a good verbal fight, anything witty or dry wins mega points
• copious use of hand gestures. the more gesticular the better.
• children spilling drinks, as long as i am not the waitress
• watching people use their hands to open containers. i especially love watching boys use their hands
• catching two people making eyes
• writing down every word of someone else's convo

• local bird watching groups and tours
• bike trail maps
• great falls adventure
• helping the dog get along w other dogs