• does it hurt?
• why do you do that to yourself?
• did you draw it?
• who did it?
• wow, your brother? can you get me a deal?
• are you a pain junkie?
• those aren't DEAD PEOPLE are they?
• is that a lynching?

Because sometimes fiction is better than reality...

• Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)
• Ralph S. Mouse (Mouse & A Motorcycle)
• Ozma (The Wizard of Oz)
• Atticus Finch (To Kill A Mockingbird)
• Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany's)
• Xena

• Tropic Thunder (2-Disc Collector's Set)
• Iron Man (2-Disc Collector's Set)
• Gargoyles: The Complete Series (Second Season)
• In The Good Ol' Summertime
• An American In Paris
• Wizards
• American Pop
• Boondock Saints
• This Time For Keeps
• Claymation Christmas Special

We've all had our fair share of jobs, and in today's unstable economy, it's likely you'll try more than one thing before landing the perfect job. Here's a small sampling of a few of my varied job experiences:

• Nanny
• Piercer
• Cocktail Waitress
• Horse-back riding instructor
• Teamster
• Tour Guide
• Sales Associate
• Photographer
• Fry-girl (McDonald's)
• Librarian
• Seaman

• Mr. Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
• Cloud Strife/Vincent Valentine/Sephiroth (FF7)
• Tony Stark (Iron Man)
• Logan/Wolverine (X-Men)
• Jacob Black (Twilight series)

• Shakin' Hands: Nickelback
• Move It: Dope
• Crazy Bitch: Buckcherry
• Straight To Video: Mindless Self-Indulgence
• Word Up: Korn
• Closer:Nine Inch Nails
• F*ck The Pain Away: Peaches

Note: “A Lap Dance is So Much Better When a Stripper is Crying” by the Bloodhound Gang didn’t make the cut but was given serious consideration.

• Macbook
• my own team of Belgians
• the winning lottery numbers
• Amazon.com Gift Card
• Passport
• 9mm Glock
• canvas & easel

• flirting with the cute Amish boys when I go into town to get the feed every Friday
• the silence
• living off the grid
• really getting excited about mail delivery again
• being with the animals
• berry pickin'
• buying quarts of fresh strawberries on the side of the road on your way into Wal-Mart. Or buying them in the parking lot of Wal-Mart
• Amish bakery
• Fairview IGA doughnuts
• Watching the AuSable Canoe races from my backyard
• Tubing on the river
• Working the land
• Siestas!

The Best Things About Being In The Navy, or, "Why the Navy Is Better Than Everyother Branch of Service!"

• the seamen
• dress whites

In addition, attendance will be invitation only

• (Don't Fear) The Reaper:Blue Oyster Cult
• I've Got A Soul But I'm Not A Soldier:The Killers
• Life Is Beautiful:Sixx A.M.
• Dust In The Wind:Kansas
• Be Somebody:Fort Minor
• Inside The Fire:Disturbed