from the last 10 ppl cuz u dont wanna read texts from one person

• Ha...we're u gonna leave earlu?-melissa
• at gyn. call u after-roger
• Hey everyone...it's a BOY! - Laura & Chuck-Laura
• thankx for by nice night :)-amber K.
• call me. cell or home-Cool B
• yeah just us two.-Rodney
• yup. well have a good weekend!-Derick F.
• omg r u serious? we r such bitches haha!-Shen
• u cant blackmail me i was cute back then haha-Marc
• i sent you a multimedia message (cuz i can't receive pic texts =()-Emeline

• take down photo wall since the pics are falling off anyway
• put up a mirror and shelf for my lotions/perfumes/makeup in place of photo wall
• throw out bags of boxes and bags from xmas
• find under couch storage system
• maybe get another power strip for the other side of my room
• throw away stuff
• throw away stuff
• throw away stuff
• file paper work
• consolidate junk drawers

• apples make me gassy
• most of my shoes are adidas
• i have no other family here other than my parents and sis
• i love kids
• i can DRINK
• i usually wear jeans
• i brag about my one and only absolutely adorable niece
• i can quote 'Family Guy' all day long
• i know lots of useless trivia tidbits
• i can complete crosswords and sudokus
• i'm the text twist queen!
• if i were stranded on a desert island, i could live off of nacho cheese doritos and pepsi

• BJ's Brewery
• TGI Friday's
• Morton's steakhouse
• Califonia Pizza Kitchen
• Subway
• Corner Bakery
• Del Taco
• the Loft hawaiian food
• Wahoo's Fish Tacos
• Dave&Buster's

don't hold your breath

• Taco Bell drive-thru when i arrived thursday nite
• watch SCRUBS season 3 disc 1
• pick up the boys at the airport fri morn
• JIB drive-thru for breakfast
• watch more SCRUBS season 3
• take boys to Aladdin to check in, hang out
• go to Sam's Club for booze and stuffs
• eat Sam's Club pizza (1 slice)
• nap
• anniversary dinner-$95 taster menu at SeaBlue, MGM
• go home, digest, watch more SCRUBS
• pick up C-Y @ airport!
• Blondie's, Aladdin for $5 domestic pitchers
• shopping at FashionShow$!$!$ saturday
• Lindo Michoacan for dinner
• table at Tao's, Venetian for Duke's 21st

• found out my friend's band was playing in Hermosa tonite
• invited my friend and her sis to come with
• they both accepted and i planned to pick them up at 9:30pm
• i proceed to shower and get dressed
• friend calls from work concerned she can't get a hold of her sis and that she may be sleeping
• i told friend that i talked to her sis already and it's ok
• she said she's call me when she got home
• i leave my house
• friend called me, yelled to her sister asking if she still wanted to go
• friend said: i think we're going to flake on you
• turning onto freeway
• hang up on friend a few expletives later
• get gas, return home

• i take lots of blurry pictures
• my legs hurt the next day
• blue drinks make for greenish pooh
• french fries aren't enough to soak up alcohol
• i drunk text lots of ppl
• i drunk text ppl the same thing at least twice
• incoherent myspace comments appear w/ my name on them
• i have to have carne asada nachos the next day
• i oversleep my alarms and wake up calls
• i didn't make it into work today before my site walk
• i drink 7-ups and gatorade all day
• i remember coming home but dont remember going online
• i can't find my purse in the morning b/c i left it in the bathroom
• i wake up in my clothes

• drink too much
• get wasted b/c i dont eat before i drink
• rationalize eating a big mac, nuggets and fries because i plan on drinking alot later on and i need something to soak up the alcohol
• sign up for tahitian dance classes (very fun and a good workout)
• stop going to the gym becuase i think i'll be too tired/sore for tahitian class
• get sad b/c i see pictures of my fat arms b/c i dont go to the gym anymore
• start birth control
• blame weight gain on birth control
• say i'm eating good but cheat with potato chips
• soda has become my guilty pleasure
• took xenadrine for a while and it super worked but everyone told me not to because it was bad for my heart so i stopped
• not eat after work and then wonder why i'...

• an INCOMPLETE in my independent study class my last quarter of school
• not taking care of that INCOMPLETE to fulfil diploma requirements
• waiting 2 years to take care of the diploma thing
• working 2 extra years at my 'college job' b/c i was too lazy too look for a real job
• losing out on a $$$ Boeing job b/c i didn't take care of my diploma thing
• correction, losing out on TWO $$$ Boeing jobs
• missing the registration deadline for the FE exam, twice
• having to tell my company i missed the deadline for the FE Exam
• all my late payments and late fees which will probably give me a bad credit rating
• not sending my sis a gift so that it will...

• my room is oddly long and narrow
• 2+ ppl in my room make it hot
• those black things are actually cricket droppings =O
• i just saw a gay dating website ad on saturday nite cable tv
• i need interesting bookends for the shelves i just put up (suggestions?)
• putting things in boxes isn't really cleaning
• i have to learn to let go of receipts
• TV is an excellent diversion
• i don't understand where dust comes from
• my tv stand and it's contents are too heavy for me to move by myself
• anybody know if those plastic moving disks u put under the feet of heavy furniture work on carpet? and if so where can i get them?
• i hate messy cords and cables behind my tv stand

• woot
• tech E blog
• troyis
• sudoku combat
• stuff on my cat
• ikea catalog
• bejeweled
• imdb
• monk-e-mail

• Adidas deodorant
• 100 calorie Oreo crisps
• a loose dollar
• sudoku from July 31
• huge wallet
• business card holder
• 2 lipsticks
• work cell phone
• keys
• plastic part of the tag from a clothing price tag
• coin purse from Thailand
• 1/2 stick of the green orbit gum
• mirror
• regular absorbency tampon
• broken nail file
• japanese eye drops aka eyedrops from hell
• mini travel floss
• softlips chapstick - honeydew melon scent

• i saw roger <3
• it was a cool 100 degrees this time
• i didn't have to drive myself {thanks CHIN!}
• bryce came along to join in the fun
• watched the sunrise
• MGM pools and the lazy river
• coldstone! finally!
• having nothing to do but chill in the pool at rog's apt.
• jack n coke
• $5 pitchers at Blondies
• $1 beers while gambling at the Wynn
• winning $230 dollars while drunk and playing slots
• drunk calling C-Y at 1:30am cuz i was winning. it was 4am for her
• driving to Olympic Gardens
• sleeping in til 2pm both days
• BAD-not going into Olympic Gardens, i think the guys chickened out

• turn on water
• adjust water temperature several times
• climb in
• get wet
• (if hair does not need washing, proceed to step 10) get hair wet
• apply shampoo
• rinse shampoo out
• apply conditioner
• rinse conditioner out
• apricot scrub for face
• (optional) pore refining face wash
• sing/dance/play w/ water for several minutes
• apply soap w/ loofah
• rinse soap off
• (optional) hair removal procedures
• pumice my dirty feet
• all over rinse
• all over rinse again
• realize i'm wasting time and do one final...

• AIM
• Yahoo Messenger
• internet...see Websites List
• text
• get up and go get water
• go to my friend's cube w/ paper and pretend to be talking about a site
• look at the back of his head
• catch up on my Cantonese lessons
• daily sudoku calendar
• www.troyis.com
• game called ColorJunction on my google homepage

• rog and his friends (age 22-23)
• tar and michelle (age 28) cuz they're having a baby and i'm not
• adrian and marlana (age 30 and 20-something)cuz they're engaged and i'm not
• ares and janice (age30-28) cuz they're engaged and i'm not
• c. medina (age 22) cuz she has 2 kids and i don't
• V (age 31) cuz she has 3 kids and i don't
• reimer and chandra (age 28 and 25) cuz they're engaged and i'm not
• c-y (age 22) cuz she's moving cross country and is gonna go to grad and med school there and i'm not
• duke (age 20) b/c he's almost done w/ college and i met him when he was 8

• Alcohol-fat tuesday 2/20/07
• Breath-right now
• Cherry-dont eat cherries
• Diarrhea-full blown? maybe when i was sick in January
• Earrings bought-big silver hoops at Nordys in March
• F***-sunday
• Gas fill up-sometime last week
• Hug-monday morning when he left
• Instant Message received-adri 5:06pm
• JellyBean-dont know, i dont really like them tho
• Kiss-monday morning when he left
• LogRide-Knotts Scary Farm w/ rog 2003
• Motorcycle ride-on chin's bike last summeR?
• Nike shoe-high school JV basketball crica 1994
• Optometrist visit-never
• Pill taken-Yaz @ 1pm, daily

• when a boy tells me i'm beautiful
• waking up in a warm house under a warm blanket and no socks on
• when my kitty snuggles with me
• laughing out loud at Family Guy
• too much ice cream
• really clean, white socks
• a good hair day
• dancing alone in the house
• jinxing with my best friends and laughing forever about it
• webcamming with my 5 month old niece from across the country

• shut up!
• no one cares!
• you think you're sooooo special!
• JOOOOOOOOY!
• i love (boyfriend's name here)!
• i just farted!
• i don't care!
• STELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA

• nail salon
• corgi puppy
• hawaiian hula troop
• things u can't do in a pool
• fave song from friend's band
• the automobile edition
• Nonosina Tahitian dance soloist
• sexy back!
• showstopper
• russell peters is hilarious
• japanese porta-potty
• balls out jeans

• california
• nevada
• arizona
• missouri
• kansas
• hawaii
• texas
• tennessee
• florida
• georgia
• distric of columbia even tho is isn't really a state
• virginia

• stupid questions
• not trying
• incompetance
• they expect everyone to do it for them
• no common sense
• no courtesy
• compulsive lying in order to be funny
• just plain mean
• no morals
• being negative
• not being up-to-date w/ current affairs
• non-observant people
• stupid people

lost my phone. i'm so sad. this sucks.

• my house
• my parents
• my bf
• my current work as well as my previous work
• my old beeper number
• my friends' house numbers from high school before we all had cell phones
• the number that says "at the tone, the time will be..."

• wake up early to uncover birds
• feed and water birds as needed daily
• feed cats daily
• clean litter box should be daily but i don't
• water plants in the backyard
• water plants in thte front yard
• trash day, i didn't have alot so i didn't pull the can to the curb
• sorting mail daily
• piling up the newspapers
• clipping coupons
• grocery shopping for 1
• cover birds at night

• i am no longer working under my bastard of a boss!
• i have a new manager!
• i have new work duties!
• i am now an AUNTIE!!!!
• my parents will be leaving for Georgia on Thursday to visit my new niece
• new Prison Break!
• rog might come visit me

• burn K2 Kua'ana CDs for Sindy and maybe B
• buy my mom's ticket for Georgia
• go to Hilo Hattie and buy honu family stickers for my sis's car
• send aforementioned stickers and Rainbow slippers to sis and bro
• RSVP to the Nusso's baby shower
• V's daughter's birthday party on saturday
• decide if i want to go to Vegas at the end of the month
• call Dr. Armstrong re: bc
• make picture data CD for C-Y
• run, run, run
• maybe go swimming?
• lose weight
• make sandwiches and salads for lunch (try not to go out this week-oh man, just remembered i have lunch w/ KK on wed =\)
• fatasy football

• when i wear white, i look especially dark
• olive green compliments my tan the best i think
• i was complimented twice in one evening about how straight and white my teeth are
• these drawstrings have turned from white to a peachy color
• lots of babies are being born right now
• my right calf muscle likes to cramp at night (i must be pointing my toe excessively while i sleep)
• pool peeps are the best to hang out with
• when i say i'm trying to cut down on alcohol cuz i'm driving home i shouldn't order that double pour jack n coke
• i didn't know robin thicke sang that son...
• my friends use me as a dictionary
• my desk still isn't screwed into the brackets

• the birth of my niece in Georgia - late September
• Vegas to visit the bf - sometime soon
• Vegas for Jamie's bday - end of September
• Vegas for the Mariah Carey concert - end of September (i hope!)
• Vegas for Duke's bday - October 20
• D.C. trip to see C-Y - next 6-12 months
• San Fran trip to see Shen - soon
• Japan to visit Japan Jackie - before she's completely assimilated

• joe's sushi $20something all-u-can-eat
• beach (tanning, body surfing, good times)
• Morton's Steakhouse
• joe's sushi $20something all-u-can-eat
• beach (tanning, body surfing, good times)
• Beerfest
• get drunk after watchin Beerfest
• maybe a bonfire, i just thought of it
• tequila black and coke with Bryce before he goes to GA
• preseason NFL games

• a gallon of hibiscus cranberry juice - gotta flush the kidneys every now and then
• white cheddar popcorn - my weakness i can eat the whole bag in one sitting and still suck the fake cheese from my fingers when i'm done
• organic cut and peeled carrots - i always buy these but never finish them and they end up molding in my car or a bag somewhere
• celery and peanut butter - can't believe i pay money for these 2 things to be processed and put together in a plastic container but otherwise i'd never eat them and would snack on something worse
• TJ sliced provolone - a little too much cheese for my liking but it'll go w/ the meat
• sliced black forest turkey - my goal is/was to make sandwiches for lunch and stuff so i don't eat bad and spend too much mo...

• mrs. fields milk chocolate cookies
• coffee bean ice blended drinks
• as much ice cream as u want
• beef teriyaki leftovers
• potato chips
• soda
• peanut butter and bananas on toast
• alcohol
• and i know it's not food but retail therapy does it for me

• a radio in my car
• central air
• vroom vroom motorcycle
• my dream truck
• new sunglasses
• surfboard
• a bigger room
• a more satisfying job

• greece and all those old temples
• stonehenge and feel the alien presence
• pyramids and feel the alien presence
• fiji on my honeymoon
• Bermuda Triangle and find all those lost planes and ships
• Korea so i can count to 10 with them
• Japan to visit Jackie and those crazy Japanese fashions
• great Barrier Reef, Australia right?
• jupiter

• shrimp tempura crunchy roll
• unagi sushi
• las vegas - tuna and shrimp tempura
• caterpillar
• rainbow roll

• me, cb/rg/c/te, single
• debbie, qb/s, single
• jamie, rb/lb, single
• melissa, rg/lb, divorced milf, dating
• adri, lg/lb, single
• kdlc, c, dating
• raizel, te, single?
• creese, hb/te/lb, single?
• michelle, wr/cb, single?
• janice, dt, single?
• maribeth, dt, newlywed
• laine, dt, single
• kiesa, s, married-mommy
• ellen, dt, single
• jonie, dt, single
• daisy, ?, married-mommy
• claire, te, single?
• denise, team mom, married-mommy
• karleen, cheerleader, married
• emeline, ? married-mommy
• sam, cheerleader, married-mommy2

Friday @ Downtown Disney (1-5) and Saturday @ the Villena wedding (6-13)

• 22/24oz Stella Artois
• 16oz Stella Artois
• Jagerbomb
• 2-CoorsLights bottles
• most of the Modelo tall boy
• a pink drink
• jack n coke
• french connection shot (courvosier and grand marnier)
• sip or two of triple distilled Smirnoff vodka
• some more french connection
• i think another pink drink
• champagne
• 3-4 16oz Newcastles
• aand possibly some other stuff i can't recall, yah it was a good weekend

cuz i'm awake for some reason

• when can i see you again-Babyface
• holding out for a hero-emery (dont know why i have this)
• teeny weeny-69 boys
• badfish-sublime
• day deamin-camron
• you can have anything-jaheim
• here without you-3 doors down
• knock down, drag out-weezer
• single for the rest of my life-isyss
• disneyland-five for fighting
• bow wow (that's my name)-lil' bow wow feat snoop dogg
• anniversary-tony toni tone
• superman(acoustic)-five for fighting
• the light-common
• NE heartbreak-new edition

• andy cawood -the boy across the street
• tammy deputy -the redhead down the street
• paul -the redhead w/ the chronic runny nose 1 street back
• jeremy sherman -the dirty blonde kid on the back street
• Clay bryant -'boyfriend' from grades 1-3
• nick -cute boy w/ the plaid jacket
• shellie -from 4th grade
• farrah -friend since we were 5 in ballet together
• monique -the babysitter's daughter
• the stuffed dog w/ one eye
• Ko -the doll from Korea (my sister's doll was named Rea, get it?)

• hawaiian boy at work, i'll call him 'Jim Halpert'
• Dwayne Johnson aka the Rock
• my ex-boyfriend of 1 week
• cute half filipino friend of a friend, Jeff
• JohnBoy from CalPoly
• John Cena the wrestler
• the brothers on 'Prison Break'
• hawaiian boy i dated in college, Ferd
• several of my friends who will remain nameless

too bad i dont go to the movies...

• the fountain
• tenacious D in the pick of destiny
• stranger than fiction
• harry potter and goblet of fire
• marie antoinette
• little miss sunshine
• the marine {john cena...drool, drool}
• shortbus
• apocolypto
• and i guess casino royale

• sleep
• wake up sweaty
• chug straight from the Nyquil bottle
• watch The Office Season 1
• watch Two Weeks Notice
• watch a Family Guy DVD
• watch lots of cable tv
• buy walnuts and soup and Doritos
• buy Dayquil and more Nyquil
• bake carrot cake with walnuts
• bake farm cakes (chocolate cupcakes w/ cream cheese and choco chip filling)
• sleep on the couch
• laundry
• book my parents an early flight home
• take a long hot shower
• do the crossword puzzle
• eat some nasty chicken noodle soup

• Lillian - Depeche Mode
• The Real Thing - Gwen Stefani
• Welcome to Atlanta - Jermaine Dupri
• Lookin' Through the Windows - THe Jackson 5
• O Girlfriend - Weezer
• Violin Concierto No. 3 - Mozart
• Addicted - Kelly Clarkson
• One Kiss - B2K
• the B-List - The Starting Line
• First Love - Buffy

• getting lectured by my mom when i ask if she likes my new shorts
• getting lectured by my mom when i go to vegas to visit the bf
• getting lectured by my sister about my drinking in retailiation to my mom's lecturing
• getting lectured by danny about anything
• when people say they told me something when they didn't
• having to small talk with people i don't want to talk to
• people who talk too much but never have anything to say
• people who can't hear on the phone
• people who have to have everyone like them
• people who laugh with you then turn around and make a face
• eavesdroppers who pop in on conversations

• the crocodile hunter died of a stingray sting
• the Austrian girl kidnapped for 8 years then escaped has given an interview and pictures
• the first pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' 8-month old baby is on the Vanity Fair cover
• Matt Leinart (USC alum/Arizona Cardinals rookie QB) got his gf pregnant (she's foregoing 1 year of basketball at USC)
• the japanese princess had a boy
• andre agassi retired

• he talks to me like i dont know what i'm doing even though i've been here for almost 2 years
• he smells like Lysol and sh*t
• his breath stinks
• he points to things with his middle finger
• he treats me like his personal secretary
• he always interrupts with unimportant things when i'm talking on the phone or to someone in person
• he always talks to me about work when i'm on break/lunch in the break room
• he cuts his nails while he stands in the hallway
• he has this thing where he coughs up and spits loogies like every 5 minutes
• he sneezes loudly and doesn't try to sneeze quieter
• he talks and laughs with food in his mouth and food flies everywhere

• my boyfriend
• the Rock aka dwayne johnson
• john cena RAW wrestler
• Ja Rule
• LL Cool J
• Marky Mark aka Mark Wahlberg
• hot 1/2 asian Guess model
• Wentworth Miller, actor
• Channing tatum, actor
• Stan Mcquay, body builder
• dominic purcell, actor

• a jack and coke before i left my house
• teriyaki swordfish and pineapple at the Fish Market
• several jack and cokes during dinner
• several shots and jacks and cokes at DnB's
• SAT-sleep in until 2pm
• pick up mark and hit the going away party
• going away party turned into engagement party =O
• no drinking =(
• SUN-shoe shopping!!
• early to the wedding
• no cash bar but drinks nonetheless
• lots of single boys, kinda fobby
• drive home and sleep alone again
• call in sick to work
• beach with the boys
• now it's TUE-back to work =(

• the Fish Market for an Autobot birthday (i hate fish)
• get drunk
• SAT-beach if anyone wants to go
• bon voyage party for the couple moving to SanFran
• SUN-go early and help set up tables for football girls' wedding
• get drunk
• reception with all the football girls!
• get more drunk
• sleep, alone again
• MON-back to fukkin work =(

• it means the weekend is here!!
• and that Monday is 2 days away!!
• my boss usually leaves early
• there's not a lot of urgent work
• we can go to shark club and drink for lunch
• i can play my music loud
• extra casual friday dress
• no one else wants to work either
• i can get fukkin stupid drunk and not have to wake up for work the next day

• gatorade Rain 12-pk
• Rockstar 12-pk
• Sunny D 2-pk
• 100 Calorie vareity pack (Oreo, Chips ahoy, cheese nips)
• Dove body wash 2-pk (includes morning and nighttime samplers)
• Dove Shampoo ($4 w/ coupon!)
• Dove Conditioner ($4 w/ coupon!)
• Dove bar soap 14-pk
• Coppertone Sport no-rub spray 2-pk

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