- I've recently started to worry that someone will sneak into my bedroom while I'm having sex and impale my love and I mid-coitus like bugs on a pin. I spend most of every missionary encounter peering over his shoulder and keeping watch. Just in case.
- I refuse to look in any mirrors at night.
- I'm still somewhat sure that at some point monster hands will reach from under my bed and grab my ankles.
- I worry that I'll get that rare condition that calcifies your bones until you become permanently frozen inside of your body.
- I refuse to discuss the not so real things I'm scared of in case a psycho decides to torture me using those very things against me. (Good luck being scarier than my imaginary mirror horrors, nameless psycho!)
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